why do the na'vi make ZOGslaves seethe so hard?
God damn I want a wife and two kids with whom I can cuddle with while we're there all naked. I was born on the wrong fucking planet
Chuds really see the genocidal greedy humans in these movies and be like>that's me, that's who i root for
>trying to find meaning in vfx popcorn slop that's universally lambasted for having no substance>if you don't participate in their false dichotomy you're a chud or zogAh, to be a tranny is a mysterious thing
this looks like ass
Lovely family.
>>219362076yes and I am one of themanimals were made to serve humansand that includes aliens
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>>219361151name one character in any of the avatar films not named jake sullyand no, sigorny weaver, michel rodregaz, that guy who looks like shaggy and zoe are not character names
>>219362764bro your Neytiri... at least make it hard
>>219361151The Na'vi realize wageslaving is for cucks
>>219362764>Neytiri>Mies Quaritch>Spider>Varang>Lyle Wainlfeet>Payakan
>>219362627As soon as even one intelligent alien race is discovered, any claim of humans being special is gone. Then, it will be dog-eat-dog and it would be fucking retarded to think we're anything close to the superior species in the galaxy.
Are haters really still trying after being BTFO 3 times over?See you again when 4 makes billions again and you're left seething. Don't forget, it's never too late to discard the opinion some retarded youtuber gave you.
>>219361151Jake won so hard
>>219361151why are they all naked? this is very weird
>>219362676good thing they put "sam" and "jake avtr" on there. there would be no way to tell who that is otherwise.
>Let's just introduce war and weaponry to these mfs not like they can learn how to u->AH SHIT BLUD THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY TRYNA DO THONOT bad though, I didn't hate it
>>219361151imagine looking at this and thinking>yikes, not enough microplastics for me. I just SNEED to contribute to the GDP so hard
>>219365406>It's good because... IT MADE MONEY!Yeah, you're a real art connoisseur.
>>219368001>HOW DARE YOU USE A OBJECTIVE METRIC TO JUDGE A MOVIE ! ONLY MY SUBJECTIVE OPINION I GOT FROM A YOUTUBER IS CORRECT !Just end yourself and save us all the trouble
>>219367971>just get the planet to give you everything bro
>>219368050good morning
>>219362764>Smee>Mymen>Dr. Pavelheer (played by sigorny weaver)>Button Lee>Juan Aveyu
>>219368078Saar posting ain’t gonna save you, my little brownoid
>>219361151>BRICShitters identify with unwashed barbarians and rapists
>>219362764This is some RLMoid tier cope.
>>219368109>Wreckage Brother
>>219368001>you're a real art connoisseur.Movies are not art.
>>219368169Oh yeah, the one from the spaceship scene
>>219367910In their attempt to be as commercially safe and liberal as possible, they(as it always happens with these people)did the thing where it circles back unto itself.Evil white men capitalism bad noble savages good pocahontas and whatever the fuck! YEAH! Wait what do you mean these tribals are subhumans who'll jump on the first opportunity to get an upper hand over one another and proceed to pointlessly exterminate each other?! ABSURD! Shitposting aside, varang was the shit man, elevated the whole thing.
>>219362764Neytiri, varang, tuk, spider, quaritch, loak, selfridge, payakan, kiri
>>219368001It made money because it's good.
>>219361151blue sex
>>219368056yeah the tree god gives as much as earth. The point is humans attempt to cure something that is not a disease. Someone dies and the blue cat says it was the will of Eywa. A human dies and we try to cure all diseases. Which is fine but to what end? you cured death now what? >conquer le starsyou conquered the stars, now what? some would now we would rest and do philosophy. Like a boomer who thinks they will enjoy life in retirement not realizing life is over. It's a civilization wide race to outrun death out of fear. I don't propose a change, I know it's not viable or realistic, and I'm not an unwashed hippie and I was shitposting. But that's the question the scenario poses and if you choose GDP gooning over repeatedly impregnating your blue warrior-princess wife you're lost.
Blue sex with Jake.
>>219369416This but with Neytiri
why did Jake name his daughter after a brand of crackers?
>>219362676based nametag retards
>>219368863
No thanks
Total h*man death.
>>219362076commie subhumans see bugs murdering humans and be like>their bugs just like me, their the good guysYou identify with everything weak, degenerate and anti-social because you are subhumans
>>219373330You are a goyslave and even glaze imaginary corporations
>>219373330Mindbroken chuddie
>>219361151why is there a hag in his loli harem?
I like avatar porn where humans colonize blue women. There's a lot of it, but not enough.
>9 hours of avatar movies>no one can quote a single linegrim
>>219376127"No shit"
>>219361151I tried to watch the second movie again the other day but it was fucking appallingly bad. I can't bring myself to watch the third one. It's like drinking soil3d toilet water. >All bad guys from the American military are white.>The blue aliens are suddenly direct analogues of Africans and Pacific Islanders.What a turgid pile of shit.
>>219361151>>219362076Honestly, I'm kinda wondering why Earth's governments would allow their species to be represented by a megacorp recklessly and retardedly doing shit purely for profit? You'd think there would've been a government oversight committee alongside RDA on Pandora before Sully ever stepped foot (or wheel, lol) on Pandora?
>>219376400>Honestly, I'm kinda wondering why Earth's governments would allow their species to be represented by a megacorp recklessly and retardedly doing shit purely for profit?You realise that you're literally describing America? That's exactly what America is, and America is actually much worse because they do it to other humans, including other Americans.
>>219376513You're exactly the reason why I have no other choice but Republican, even if they continue to fuck me over.
>>219376669And that is why you and the people who vote Democrat will both continue to be fucked over.America is not a country, America is a slave plantation and you are all the slaves. You can't vote your way out of being a slave. It isn't on the ballot.
>>219376910That's just what a democracy is. You don't actually have any say in anything but you get deluded into thinking you do.
