Hint: It's Francine
Francine was a whore that Stan tamd by removing every influence that makes her go wild, and now she tries her best. Lois is still a massive junkie whore with an inconsistent personality.
>>219367563Bro have you seen the acreage in francine's sex garden
I want to have so much sex with Francine
>>219367520I have a nose thing. So obviously Lois.
Francine is a massive whore but Lois is a huge annoying cunt so I guess Francine just for the sex
>>219367520>Both MCs wives were sexuallt devious freaky little sluts What is the supposed to be the takeaway from this?
away wi' ye jewish hoes
>>219367520just asked my 55 year old dad this question and he said akiko which i believe is the asian news reporter on family guy but i told him he
>>219367650People write about the lives they want to live, not the lives they do live.
>>219367650You choose the one that doesn't cheat on her husband in the series
Groening wives >>> Seth wives
>>219367667no, the chinko reporter is trisha takinawa, Akiko is the jap kid toshi's mom on American dad>the_more_you_know.mp4
>>219367520Louis. Especially in the episode where she has a mid life crisis.
>>219367694I fucked up, Akiko is toshi's sister I believe
>>219367726Lois* ffs
>>219367694Akiko is Toshi's younger sister.
>>219367650Seth Macfarlane’s mom was a whore. It’s kind of like how Matt Groening made The Simpsons a copy/paste of his own family growing up until other writers got ahold of them.
>>219367726this
>>219367520Francine, since I find that archetype of woman attractive most of the time while I normally don’t like Jewy North Eastern broads
>>219367520Lois is a whore
Chris looks better fucking Lois than Steve does fucking Francine
>>219370137Awesome
>>219370169You're smoking crack
>>219367574Better to have a former whore than a current thot
>>219367667Based cunnyseur dad.
>>219367520it's Francine but if i could choose anyone, it would be Meg, she's a cute chubby nerd.
>>219367667>>219367694>>219370384I like that there's a Rhode Island beat reporter who is Asian and she dies her hair blonde and goes by I think her married European last name to avoid association with the Family Guy reporter.
>>219367520Depends on the sex and relationship.Lois is great as a kink-heavy dom, Francine is a high libido sub pillow princess.Meanwhile Haley is the right balance of everything and easily the best in either series because the lesson of the whole Seth Universe is that Stan is by far the only good parent.
>>219367520>Franny looks like a blowup doll
>>219371636Every northeastern state in the 00s had a token female Asian reporter that people would goon to.
>>219371804There's straight line between people gooning to reporters in the 90s and Michelle Wu
>>219367687Nah, Marge is rancid. Maude is top tier however.
>>219372240The Simpsons and Flanders are definitely swinging behind the kids' backs. Homer's constant Maude lust, Ned's constant helpfulness, the Vegas wives saga, the comfort Homer has with Showering Flanders. So the answer is clearly both.
>>219367520Cartman and Butters moms in South Park are the best whores in animation
>>219367520Neither of those two hags, Hayley is the right answer.
>>219367726>>219367758This nigga dating louis
>>219372435 You’re reaching but I respect the schizophrenia.Homer lusts after anything with a pulse, that’s not evidence, that’s Tuesday. And Flanders being weirdly intimate with Homer is just Ned being Ned - the guy would politely cuck himself if it meant being neighborly.If anything, the swingers theory makes more sense from Marge’s side. She’s bored out of her mind, Ned is ripped under that sweater, and Homer absolutely would trade Maude for a six pack and season tickets.So yeah, both is the correct answer, but not because of some grand hidden lore. It’s because Springfield is a godless containment zone where monogamy went to die around season 9.
>>219373056There was always implied cheating, basically from Jaques and Mindy on it's implied that Homer and Marge get intimate with other people. Homer is a poet type who is implied to be very good at intimacy despite his public boorishness.
>>219367618Lois is a literal whore.
>>219367574francine was an orphan raised by chinese parentsbest outcome is what stan has managed
