What's the magic words when the bartender asks what you want?
>>219368646I know how to upset them. I ask for a Long Island Iced Tea. They hate that shit.
>>219368646>I'll fuck you like a jet engine.
>>219368646I stay in to drink.
>>219368646if she looks at you like that you can just say let's go, don't even need to do anything
>>219368646Be good looking
>>219368669It's a hassle to make and we know you're only drinking to get fucked up fast. Just ask for the bottle like a real man
>>219368646
>>219368646Hey bby u want sum fuk?
>>219368734>just pay the 600% markup broill continue to binge kirkland vodka by the handle thank you
>>219368646This is why you're a pathetic cunt if your dating a woman who goes out and drinks. She is 10000% cheating on you.
>>219369218You seem overly angry at the OP. OP is just referencing a movie. You seem to have been triggered by something that happened in your life. Try to be less vulgar in your introduction.
>>219368646>Tits on glassKino
>>219369218This isn't your personal therapy session.
>>219368646Please and thank you ?
>>219370263But he can't even see them. He's just looking at her masculine back. Doggy is for homosexuals
>>219368734Why do you guys get pissed if I ask for a pina colada?
>>219368646Anna Faris looks like *THAT*?!?
>>219368734It's a shit test drink. If you fuck it up, I close out my tab and go to another bar.
I don't know; I don't like alcohol so I've never visited a bar.
>>219368734or you can just shut the FUCK UP and make my drink wagie. that’s probably the best way to not get bitch-slapped by me
>>219368646Sometimes at the bar the tender will ask me what I want, and I'll say 'shot and a brew!' like in the movies, and they look at me like I'm retarded
>>219368992>buy flask>fill it with cheap whiskey>go to the bar and just order beers>every 15 minutes go to the bathroom and take a shot of whiskeybest way I've found to get drunk at the bar and not spend half my paycheck in the process
>>219370903this but with coke and also blowing my entire paycheck in one night
>>219370839>not asking for a tall glass of milk ngmi
>>219368734>you mean i have to do my job
>>219368734>one bottle please>that so be 15 bucks plus tip for me opening it
