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How are they poor, they don’t even have to pay for tuition, and can magic things out of thin air, and teleport
Why is Molly Weasley a housewife when her kids are gone for most of the year and the entire cleaning process is automated?
WHY did they blow their lottery money on a trip to Egypt if they’re so poor??
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>>219370333
Magic seems to run on a meter like electricity and the rich get to do/have more shit
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Incidentally, I recall a video critical of Rowling which said she was fat phobic, because being fat is treated as a character flaw and people are disgusted by them. They pointed out the hypocrisy of calling Dudley a pig and such but not doing the same for Mrs Weasley who is described as plump. As if the body of a middle aged woman with seven kids should not be treated differently.
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>>219370570
>body of a middle aged woman with seven kids should not be treated differently.
It should shouldn't it.
A 12 yo boy who is fat because of gluttony is different than the fat gained with a lower metabolism of age and post natal weight gain.
One is a product of eating more than one needs and eating food for pleasure and entertainment, the other is a natural ageing process.
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>>219370785
Both are the result of eating too much, but it’s totally fine for someone like Mrs Weasley to be plump compared to an obese boy or man. Because she’s a middle aged housewife with seven kids. It was a ridiculous reach for them to say Rowling not making fun of Mrs Weasley’s plumpness like she does with Dudley is some kind of blind spot
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>>219371006
No both are not a result of eating too much.
Disregarding the ecto/endo/meso genetics, a 12 yo boy on a balanced diet who is reasonably active etc would only gain weight by being gluttonous. Eating extreme calorie food, sweets etc.
A middle age woman would gain weight by eating a simple diet.

I assume you are a zoomer retard who has no fucking idea of the ageing process and that metabolism slows down with age.
So for simplistic sake to explain it to a retard.
When you hit a certain age you still need the standard diet a person does in their 20s but the calories/fat of that intake no longer burns off as efficiently. in fact you often need more food because of a more busy life and gaining less nutrition/energy from the food.
This is the natural process of ageing.
The only remedy for this would be to eat less and exercise more which is counter fucking productive to the entire scenario.

Then the extra level of weight gained that is unable to be lost post natally for women.
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Calories in calories out, fatties
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>>219371319
Your wife is fat because she eats too much bro
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>>219370333
>seven children
>seven horcruxes
terrible red herring
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>>219371373
>>219371379
Imagine being this fucki8ng retarded you are literally oblivious to the human ageing process.
This shit is gonna hit you like a fucking kick in the cock when ageing fucks you up.
Start seeing all your family dying , friends getting grey and sick and you are a fat fuck with no time on your hands to enjoy life.
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>>219371470
7 is the lucky magic number or something
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>>219371485
Burn less calories? Consume less food. It’s pretty simple you fat fuck
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>>219371485
Cope
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>>219370333
Cause Jowling is a dumb bitch.
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>>219370333
It really doesn't make sense that any wizard or witch who is remotely competent would have to live in squalor when they can just use magic to transform their house and furniture into a palace. I remember reading Harry noticing how shabby Arthur and Molly's robes are, I'm sorry but aren't there charms that can repair and clean items?
Also, if Arthur Weasley is the head of Misuse of Muggle Artifacts, and is obsessed with muggle tech, why is he so completely ignorant about muggle society? Shouldn't he be kinda knowledgeable about that stuff?
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>>219370333
>WHY did they blow their lottery money on a trip to Egypt if they’re so poor??
That's why poor people stay poor, because when they do get any money they blow it immediately
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>>219371516
>zoomer iphone retard
>>219371541
You are both fucking braindead.
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>>219371753
Your wife is fat!
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>>219371833
>implying that would be a problem
I aint married, i am not a retard

Can you see that though, how retarded and in fucking denial about your inevitable demise you are.
Get told the ageing process, cant fucking believe it, has to turn it into some retarded ad hominem.
Ageing is gonna FUCK YOU UP. You haven't even prepared for it zoom zoom.
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>>219371485
I know a lot of middle-ageed women with children and they are thin.
You are just lazy and eat processed slop.
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>>219371957
>My wife is a fat slob! I’m literally the ARCHITECT haha!
>Honey, can I have a handjob? It’s my birthday after all
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>>219371753
>noOOOO! My wife's fat, but its not her fault. Rowling didnt write the dullest franchise, Harry is literally me.
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>>219371957
>My metabolism has slowed… so shall I eat less and exercise now?
>no I shall seethe in a Mongolian basket forum thread for the live action adaption of children’s wizard book from 30 years ago
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>>219370333
They're only poor in things that CAN'T be magicked. Books (that other people wrote, who want money for it). Wands (that take ridiculous skill and rare materials to produce). Fine clothes (proper tailoring is a skill they presumably don't have). But they have all the home-made (magicked or grown, it's not quite clear) food they want, all the knitted sweaters they don't want, and a big magicked house with a room for every child.
>Why is Molly Weasley a housewife when her kids are gone
She's probably lazy and can't be bothered to get a job after having cared for young children for some 17 years
>WHY did they blow their lottery money on a trip to Egypt
It's not clear they blew it all, ron gets a new wand too. And Mr. Weasly gets a promotion about that time (IIRC) so they're not really scraping the barrel any more. Also poor people often blow windfalls on stuff they don't need.
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>>219372077
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>lazy fatass posts lazy sloppa
Keky
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>>219371485
Kek you dumb cunt.
Cope off the charts.
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>>219371319
>No both are not a result of eating too much.
>The only remedy for this would be to eat less
okay
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>>219370333
Rowling is British and the Weasley's are Irish, so by definition they must, at minimum, be poor and have a shitload of kids. Since they're supposed to be noble and heroic, she decided these ones specifically aren't alcoholics or catholic separatists
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>>219371485
It gets harder to stay slim as you get older, but it isn't impossible
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Tbh, a middle-aged woman getting fat after 7 children is common and hardly a sign of moral failure. And neither is a spoiled child getting fat a moral failure on the childs side, but rather on the parents.



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