Comfy castle editionOld thread:>>219294273
>>219370824TAOOBA!
The best kingdomIf you led a minor house, where would you want to have your seat?
>>219370824wheres the hidden larder
>>219370879
The norf remembers
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>>219370913North is shit, barely better than Dorne and Iron Islands.Reach is best one.
>>219371066>Reachyikesthey're cowards and corrupt, constantly trounced by northerners in the danceplus they're practically turdie dornishmen themselves
>>219371648>these guys are corrupt (headcanon btw) so I prefer a frozen shithole filled with canibals, furfags and hivemind demon tree worshippers
>>219371912>headcanon>home of the Faith and Maesterslol showfag detected>Opportunistic Political FlippingHouse Tyrell's rise to power is rooted in opportunism rather than legitimacy. Their loyalty is famously fluid, shifting from the Targaryens to Renly Baratheon, then to Joffrey Baratheon, and finally considering others as power dynamics shift. >Strategic Manipulation of FamineThe Reach uses its vast agricultural wealth as a weapon. By cutting off food supplies to King's Landing, they deliberately induced riots and starvation to force the crown into a desperate alliance. >Shadow Rule and ManipulationMuch of the Reach's power is maintained through behind-the-scenes scheming, often led by figures like Olenna Tyrell. They use soft power, marriage alliances, and courtly manipulation rather than direct military confrontation whenever possible. >Weaponized ChivalryThe Reach presents a "fluff" version of chivalry and courtly love that is used to mask brutal political realities. This romanticized facade encourages young knights and nobles to pursue glory in ways that often lead to unnecessary death and suffering. >Hoarding of ResourcesDespite the region's fertility, the nobility frequently hoards grain and fruit during times of crisis, using their surplus to dictate terms to the rest of the realm while their own smallfolk may still suffer during winter. >Military Deception during RebellionDuring Robert's Rebellion, Mace Tyrell stayed at the Siege of Storm's End for nearly a year rather than joining the main fighting. This allowed the Reach to remain largely unscathed and ready to side with whoever eventually won the war. >Corruption of the Faith and KnowledgeThe Reach is home to the Citadel and formerly the Starry Sept in Oldtown. The close relationship between House Hightower and these institutions suggests that knowledge and religion are often influenced by the political whims of the region's elite.
>>219372069Nice reddit-spaced AI reply treecuck.All of it is just being good at ruling btw. Not that Norfmen would know.
>>219372118>(((maester))) being proud of not readingno wonder your side lost the dance kek>reddit-spacingand a newfag lmao
>>219370824how do you even make a castle like that?do you have to find a hill with a moat around it to build on or do they dig it all themselves?wouldnt an artificial hill be too soft and unstable to build on?
>>219372118Without crying "AI" can you explain why his points are wrong? They seem consistent with the books.
>>219372162>you haven't read my AI slopI did read enough to see it's AI.Targshits and lizards will be extinct in just one generation.Hightowers are still there. Faith is stil there. Citadel is still there. Oldtown is still there, but continue yapping about irrelevant dragon slap-fight from hundred years ago.
>>219372162>thinks maesters lost the war that killed the dragonsClueless.
>>219372244He says that Reach is bad because Tyrells have political and econimical acumen. Also bot wrote that Reach bad because chivalry encourages knights to do deadly things and then that Reach bad because it doesn't sent its knights to die in Robert's Rebelion lmao
https://youtu.be/xPmqCVlO55kA bunch of brats fought over a sword and a whore and the Seven Kingdoms bled.-Ser Barristan Selmy
What the fuck does icsh mean, TELL ME!!! FUCK!!
>>219372069>Much of the Reach's power is maintained through behind-the-scenes scheming, often led by figures like Olenna Tyrell.I'd suggest it is Willas Tyrell who is actually calling the shots in the Reach, with the Tyrell family letting Mace Tyrell be the front man and think he is in charge.
>>219372244>the Reach is bad because chivalry inspires young men to throw their lives away pointlessly>also the Tyrells are bad because they use diplomacy and subterfuge to leverage themselves into positions where they don't have to pointlessly throw their soldiers lives away
>>219370824good morrow sers
>>219374014I'm no ser
>>219370824egg is icsh
>egg is icsh
did Hugor of the Hill ever rise from the dead?
>>219374875oh, it's barba
>>219374875>Who are you kid
>>219374875>shadman
>>219374109I don't know what icsh means but that kid is fucking ugly.
>>219375118I was led to believe Aegon IV is ignoring Barba in this image but in the actual source he just recognizes her by her breasts size.
Ummmmmm….b-blackwood bros???
>>219375516he doesn't care much about either, used goods
>>219375338
>>219375685He calls them beautiful.
>>219375765he yearns for pussy he has not yet tapped, beauty is a given if he is even giving you attention
Back to posting tumblr content I see
>>219375516He put three kids in Melissa and gave the Blackwoods the hills the Brackens called Barba's tits when they started shit talking Melissa kek, oh and he ordered Barba's father executed.
Who's Rollo here? The Viking guy or something older? I recognize the cunning Baldrick and fierce Alf. Are Ysabel, Mother Maris and Violante also references?
>>219370913In the Wolfswood, or on the shore around the Bite.
>>219370885THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>219370913I would want to be an Ironborn lord who ingratiated himself with the North and acts like an unscrupulous shithead on the honroable Northerner's behalf. Think Manderly but *ronborn
>>219375516
>>219376608saltwater rusts iron
>>219376825Your mom rusts my dick
>>219376842my mother is biologically male
>>219376842No wonder smallfolk calls you Brittlecock. You gaze upon dick and pray to Drowned God, for what is dead may never die. Alas! It doesn't rise harder nor stronger anyhow
....semoc eH
>>219375985Helaena is such a qt
>>219377545!on ,on ,oN
>>219377611BROTHEL QUEENROTHELQUEEN
>i-if I keep repeating the slander people wil forget Rhaenyra is a slut
>>219378351t. can't afford the gold dragon
In my heart brothel queens is true.It means I could rent an hour with Helaena and icsh then.
>>219298484Do you have the original image still? The gold edit is kinda soulless.
>>219378351>Rhaenyra is a slutShe is a slut. She’s also my queen.
>>219378671The original is a Spinosaurus though
>>219378422>gold dragonLike this?
>>219378438that's not what icsh means tho
Haha these pedophiles sure are quirky with these cute meme words about fucking kids and stuff! How could an evil degenerate freak be so jovial and fun loving? You know maybe we should legalize pedophilia cuz these guys, they’re alright actually….NOT! Get the fuck out of my general freak!
>>219379602WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
Wait hold on...Supposedly you need Dragonglass or a Valaryian Steel Weapon in order to kill a White Walker, right?What would happen if a Giant just ripped one in half and tried eating it's head?
>>219379602That's exactly what it means. You're just salty that we've finally figured it out.
>one of the most popular art pieces related to aegon v as an adult is modeled after Ryan gosling Do you think he could pull off adult egg?
>>219380470He gets an ice cream headache
The great other is a giant psychic ice spider in the heart of winter
