Cast him
>>219371190you know who
>>219371190Portuguese landscaper
>>219371190looks like Shrek
Why did Judas have to kiss Jesus to identify him if he looked like a Swedish guy?
>>219371190Already done. Watching right now with the entire family. Franco picked the best actors. Attached is Jesus as a man and as a young boy.
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>>219371583I hate that I immediately filled in Idris Elba
>>219371515Jesus was brown
>>219371515Jesus wasn't white. I wonder if this fact eats chuds from the inside.
>>219371665Real chuds don't follow the hebrew desert cult
>>219371707Based
>cast himI know this is one of the worst bait formats on the board but unironically, what is meant by it? Who are we casting? Are we meant to "cast" the people OP posts in a role? Or are we supposed to cast someone in the role of the person OP posts (without context), as most people seem to assume (even though the first option makes more sense)?Anyway nigga looks like he could play Super Mario.
>>219371190>gci characterEven looks like Andy Circus
>>219371665Jesus was the perfect human, of course he was White (and blue eyed, naturally)
I remember the seethe the first time they showed this picture at my church
>>219371873>Jesus was the perfect human, of course he was-ACK!!
>>219371190
>>219371190Pedro Pascal
>>219371515I miss blue eyed depictions of JesusI think Caviezel was the whitest we’ve had in 20 years
>>219371873Jesus was brown lolYou worship a brown
>>219371190>this was Jesus according to some jewish researchersWhy they hate /ourguy/ so much?
>>219371515Based.
>>219371665he was described by pontiius pilot at the time as having fair skin and golden hair and beard, and that the ones he spoke to were dark of hair and complexion.but keep coping.op's pic is an unscientific, politically motivated jew work of fiction.
>>219371972Holy shit
>>219371995Have you taken a look at the people living where Jesus lived? They are all brown
>>219371190Glen Powell
>Jesus is WHIIIIIIIITE
>>219371406Apparently because Santiago, "brother" of the Lord, was with them and they looked so much alike
>>219371190This britbong would be suitable
ey jesus quit buildin crosses fuh dose roman pricks or I'll cut ya fuckin bawls off
>>219372019>pilot
>>219371190Gerard Butler
I'd like to see Jared Leto play Jesus because he's a method actor
>>219371190The first hand accounts literally say he had fair hair (dirty blonde) fair skin and blue eyes. This was literally made to demoralize Christians
>>219371873>perfect >genetically inferior eyes
>>219371190Kind of odd to do this when we literally have an imprint of his real face.
>>219373521lMAO that is amazing we need Karl to say Bible quotes in that accent and throw in a couple of cunts. Would bring people to the faith by the millions!
>>219374114Honestly, when we said "4chan is spiritually shit like literally textural feces" we could never predict it would actually become literally brown skinned the color of feces.
>>219371190I pay this guy 25 dollars to mow my lawn once every month. He does a great job, cleans everything, but he's a heavy alcoholic, I offer him water for hydratation in the hot summer heat, but he always refuses and only wants beer.
>>219372032Imagine being this historically obvlious. Phoenicians had very white features like blue eyes and even blonde hair. Jesus belonged to this type of group. It wasn't until hundreds of years later Arabs came. Look at how Assad has blue eyes for example, he is a descendant of Jesus' people.
>He posted it again.Get behind me Satan.
>>219373957Who says he wasn't a pilot? What if he was refering to the pilot in pontius' ship?
>>219374078No they don’t. Cite these sources. >This was literally made to demoralize ChristiansHow is Jesus being brown demoralizing? Would you stop being Christian if he was?
I kind of find it funny that the bible is all about depicting Jesus as some humble carpenter born in a stable full of animal dung, and riding on a donkey instead of a horse etc etc, but Christians will lose it if you depict him as anything but a model tier blue eyed chad.
>>219374303The Letter of Lentulus is a forgery from the 15th century
>>219374345See>>219374303Hope this helps!
>>219374403>Its a forgery, trust me bro! these israeli ai prompters going off nothing at all on the other hand are correct!
>>219374432That’s not a depiction of Jesus. It’s a depiction of a 1st century Jew based on bodies they’ve dug up. It’s an approximation of what the people around Jesus looked like, and since Jesus looked like them, it gives us an idea of what he looked like.>Hope this helps!Go back.
>>219372032The brown people living in the middle east now did not live there in the time of Christ, they migrated over centuries later.One day leftists will scoff at the idea Sweden was ever populated by blond and blue eyed people.
>>219371190>tel aviv made meme pictureBomb any hospitals lately Chaim?
>>219374554The Kingdom of Judah ("1st century Jews") and the Kingdom of Israel (Jesus) were completely separate nations and enemies of each other.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sycii9j6wzs
>>219375040The Kingdom of Judah hadn’t existed for about 600 years when Jesus was born
>>219371190I don't think we evolved out of the Neanderthal skull in just 2,000 years.
>>219375173It's descendants still did, and had completely different religions and cultures.
>>219374303>and alleged supernatural visions
>>219375360Joseph did not receive the blessing from Jacob. The blessing went to Jacob and that’s it. When the northern kingdom was conquered, the people scattered. Those tribes are lost but many merged with the people in the southern kingdom. Therefore, the Jews are the “chosen people” because they take their name from the kingdom of Judah, even if their tribal affiliation was different.
>>219375805The Jews were immigrant invaders who hated the Israelis but at the same time tried to steal their culture and identity. Sound familiar?
>>219374303>it came to me in a dream
the Jesus I know and worship wasn't no a rab
>>219372032arabs didnt invade that land until a thousand years later
>>219376549Arab conquests would not have a significant impact on phenotypes
>>219371665He was described as having pale rosy skin and grey/blue eyes but whatever helps you sleep at night.
Interesting how anti-christian seething massively increases around Easter and Christmas and coincides with increased traffic from India and other shitholes.
Pic related: A Phoenician with blue eyes.Jesus would have looked like a brother of Assad and also would have been extremely handsome
Who could play Mohammad in a biopic where he gets raped by proto-indians?
>>219377283>Coincides with increased traffic from India and other shitholes.How come if you go to a board with flag you never see India/third world flags? Inb4 every single person uses a VPN
Cast him.
>>219371190>>219371665Jesus definitely did not look like that. Arabs were not in that territory until the Islamic conquests which happened centuries later. He would have looked like ancient Greeks which is how everyone around the Mediterranean looked back then. And to be clear that’s not even like how modern Greeks look today because those have Ottoman/Arab admixture as well. Think classical Greek statues. That’s what Jesus would have looked like.
>>219377283>Why do people talk about Christianity when Christian holidays come about?Genuinely retarded
>>219376549>posts a brown Arab
>>219377283Very zoomerbrained post
>>219377420This is more what the Ancient Greeks would look like. Some of them even had blonde hair like the Thracians.
>>219377430Is it because mommy (father absent) forced you to go to church once? Or is it because you're a kike? Some shit-eating Hindu perhaps? A paganLARPer?
>>219377420most Greeks are heavily mixed with Arabs but there were some Islands that were never captured by the Turks and there they still look like what the Ancient Greeks looked like.
>>219377534>forced you to go to church onceI know this is a meme but it is in fact a bad thing to force your children into stupid shit. >WHATS WRONGVPISSBABY? MAD DADDY MADE YOU GO TO A SINGLE STRUGGLE SESSION?!
>>219377761Well this is what Jesus would have looked like.
>>219377828a fuckable woman?
Why is Christmas and Easter only pretended to be celebrated by tradcels to spite jews? Utterly dead religion lmao
>>219371190>thorugh centuries everyone agreed how Jesus may have looked>(((scientists))) shit out this monstrositywhy are (((they))) like this?
