These Motherfuckers renamed Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's stone to some bullshit! Fucking why? Just use the original name you assholes! Stop Fucking copying Full Metal Alchemist! Philosopher's stone is a stupid Fucking name.
>>219372707You’ll bait a few retards, but ultimately it needs work. Do better, it’s Easter Sunday.
>>219372707Too obvious. If you're going to waste your time posting bait, at least put a little artistry into it.
Remember when HBO made good things like Sopranos, Rome, Deadwood, True Detective S1, Chernobyl?
>>219372815Succession was just a few years ago
I do think sorcerer is a better title than philosopher, given the content of the book and what nicolas flamel is/was
>>219372815Don't forget 6 feet under!
>>219372815>Chernobylyou mean that show based on real life with some random fictional woman main character that "represents" all the "women" who did "important" shit during the crisis?
>>219372707shitposting aside I always liked the sorcerer more, it just rolls off the tongue better. I'm not even american.
>>219372815>True Detective S1season 2 was better
Harry Potter and the Pregnant Chinese Classmate
thank you for the le funny thread, shitskin manchild
American audiences really were too fucking retarded for the age old concept of a philosophers stone in their kids fantasy movie
some better alternatives>the reddist stone>the cuck stone>the tranny stone>the nigger stone>the big guy stone>the sneed stone
millennials will still force their kids to watch this with them and then make reddit posts about how>its decent and my pumpking enjoyed <this_part> but not as good as original movies and the books
>>219372992>millennials>their kids anon..
>>219372854The idea and name predates the book
>>219373075my cat loved when crookshanks tried to kill scabbers
>>219373126yes, but in the books he's just a wizard (aka a sorceror) who made a magic stonehe's not an alchemist or a philosopher, he's just a magic man like merlin and dumbledore
>>219372904Caspere knew this.
>>219373610im assuming SNL is doing gaslighting and damage control way beyond my cringe levels, can someone watch for me and recap
>>219374102>Weekend update>Jost asked how Snapes' year has gone at Hogwarts, to which Snape replied, "Not great. We got this new kid. His name is Harry Potter, and he's racist as hell.">Harry Potter or, the Proud Boy Who Lived, spent the whole year telling everybody that the school's only Black teacher was secretly evil>Pointing to the plot of the first Harry Potter book, Jost responded, "I think he's just worried because he knows someone's trying to steal the Sorcerer's Stone. I think he's just worried because he knows someone's trying to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.">"So. Somebody stole something…" Snape began slowly, prompting more laughter from the audience. "...And the number-one suspect is Black Snape?">"They didn't even look at the white guy in the turban! So offensive. He's got wizard Hitler on the back of his head!">"The whole Wizarding World is racist. There's one other Black guy, Kingsley Shacklebolt, a name I'm guessing they got out of the Wu-Tang name generator.">"We have magic, we have wands that can do anything, and people in my world still have slaves. Yes, some folk got house elves. I bet you didn't know they got field elves, too. They didn't put that in the book, huh, Colin?">"I do have one final thing I'd like to say to Harry Potter… Boy, your mama was thick as hell, dog. I miss her so much."
>>219372885Thats how it went but okay nigger
>>219372885>some random fictional woman main character that "represents" all the "women" who did "important" shit during the crisis?This was pretty ridiculous. There were a couple women here or there, like worked cleanup or as a journalist, but they were barely tangential to the story. All the main players and supporting players were all men.
>>219374583it is exactly how i expected it will be.
>>219372815It's Chornobyl, chud. Do better.
>>219372815that static intro used to be a stamp of premium quality, the polar opposite of the netflix DUN DUN
>>219372992Based on recent 4chan staff leaks About half way into season 2, you'll be posting along with them over thereunless of course notch buys the site
>>219373075Who’s this beautiful white woman so I can breed her?
Who is the philosopher?
>>219375391Dumbledore is kind of a philosopher.
>>219375391Spengler
>>219372707TYPE SHIT
>>219374583>"Allus."
>>219372955I sneed the stones to feed the stones
>>219372707Because "Sorcerer" sounds too much like the French "saucière". And they don't want stupid American children, who don't know the word "sorcerer", to think that the stone has anything to do with a gravy boat.
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>>219375391Probably Wittgenstein.Americans are obsessed with Wittgenstein for some reason.If it was made in Japan, it'd be Heidegger.If it was German, it'd be Kant.If it was French, probably Descartes, though you can make a point for Camus.In the book (British), it's Adam Smith, even if some anti-capitalist fangirls would it rather be Hume.
The teaserhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnHjz8jvWFk
>>219377052>millennial humor
>>219372707It’s such a big word, I can’t understand it
>>219372885she represented all the scientists you crybaby faggot holy fuck touch grass and get laid
>>219372707I bet those teeth cost a fair bit in orthodontic work. Obviously his parents are banking on him making them rich.
>>219372815>goodIf that’s considered good television, then fuck television as a medium.
