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Why don't we get cheesy over the top action satire movies like pic related anymore? These were everywhere in the 90s and they were kino.
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white men don't write movies anymore.
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>>219375926
This might sound far-fetched but this is because the bodybuilding craze is over. If they were to do something like this now, there would be "lookmaxxers" in it.
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>>219375926
We're living in the world that movie predicted.
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>>219375926
Absolute cinema
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>>219375926
Because UK faggots infected the world with "post-ironic" smug attitude so no one has a sense of humour anymore.
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>>219376087
>John Spartan, in the future the police find its better to deescalate by giving oral sex to the bad guys. Youve got a lot to learn.
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>>219376201
imagine shoving that baton into her ass or pussy if you know what I mean
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it’s impossible to properly satirize a society this jewish and retarded
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>>219376041
god I wish chuds were forced to live underground
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>>219376094
>IT IS ALL THE BRITISHERS' FAULT SAAR
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>>219376219
What did he mean by this?
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>>219375926

Was this over the top?

Had a genuinely interesting premise and a few kino action scenes but still felt grounded.
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satire is the key to kino
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>>219376457
Over the top in the sense that it doesn't take itself seriously at all and everything is very in your face. Snipes' performance is certainly over the top though.
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>>219376486
back in the 90s I remember pressing pause and play over and over to see if there was hidden frames of her naked. I spent like 30 minutes trying to see every frame. None were naked but still pretty hot.
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>>219376539
Funny, while I was reading your post I was scrubbing right past them.
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>>219375995
There are no actors to play those roles either. The guy from Reacher and Glen Powell come to mind, but they're not as charismatic.
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>>219376649
Do you have any of the last fight between Stallone and Snipes?
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>>219376499

That's just who Snipes and it's kino.

History has confirmed it.
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this movie is shit actually
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>>219376787
Zoom zoom
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>>219376715
I'm cutting them now and wanted a rat burger.
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>>219377003
>Joe Rogan says rat burgers are actually really good for you and not to trust doctors or science
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>>219377003
Lmao kino. Is this Arrow's 4K scan you're using to make these?
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>>219376146
She's completely freaked out by the idea of real sex, germs, actual physical touch, and fluid transfer. Everything is virtual porn. How did they predict the future so accurately?
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>>219375926
One of the best openings to any movie ever.
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>>219377137
Na, just some 1080 bluray rip.
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>>219377311
Nice, these look pretty good.
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It is pretty easy. Hollywood is follow the leader.
The Matrix, Raimi Spider-Mans and the M Night Horror Movie success pushed Hollywood's view of what the 16-29 Demographic wanted in their movies.
The 90s were a conclusion of the 80s tropes that started with movies like First Blood Part II and TV shows like the A-Team and Miami Vice. Cheesy, earnest, big guys do big things for good reasons.
Late 90s audiences had grown tired of that and wanted deep themes and edgy camera-cuts that you could talk about and sound adult talking about "Muh this is Plato" and "Bruce was Ded all along how smart on rewatch"
Now we've basically got the 90s-ification of those early 00s themes, Multiverse bullshit and Psychological thriller twists abound on oversized budgets covered in CGI.
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>>219377269
>Movie comes out in 1993
>Predictions California will be a post-apocalyptic wasteland ruled by raiders in 3 years

>>219377387
Thanks, I try.
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>>219375926
Because we don't have a Stallone or an Arnold to carry such movies
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>>219377744
>Because we don't have a Stallone or an Arnold to carry such movies
it was really about how powerful and great America was back then, it would never work today.
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>>219377744
We have The Rock.
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>>219377003
Do meatfags really not understand just how many parasites rodents have? You can’t cook them out.
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>>219377837
Too bald and can't act
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>>219377865
When your only alternative is Taco Bell...
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>>219377744
We have the actors but lack the writers or the directors that can pull it off
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>>219378153
Anon you posted the wrong picture, that's Chris Pratt
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>>219375926
You just dont watch them, they still make them.
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>>219378269
Snipes is so kino in this.
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TALLYMAN
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stick to regular action movies Stallone
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>>219378269
muthufukas always trying to zap uphill
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I edited this one down a bit more, always seemed silly that his frozen head bounces before it shatters.
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>>219379384
awesome. Don't remember this scene specifically.
>Heads up
hehe
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I always loved the stupid little hip-hop beats they added like foley for his hits.
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A fate worse than death...

Being a prop Mike uses to prank Rich Evans.



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