valerian and the city of a thousand planets
>>219377309Cara and the bathroom of a million coke lines.
>>219377353Kek
>>219377309Teenage boy
rothchild nepo puta
>>219377309Nepo cunt destroyed imdb boards
>>219378123Yet oddly enough she was the best thing about Suicide Squad when I had the lowest expectations of her. Actually a better Junie Moon/Enchantress than Ostrander's and I still don't quite believe it.
>>219377433most women look like androgynous boys. What's your point
>>219378222she was in that? I didn't notice.i stayed away from them for years until a few months ago when I went though all the marvel shit I could stand that I'd been avoiding. don't remember much about it apart from the fucking retarded 'ah.. ah.... ah..... ah' joker and then the sequel was absolutely retarded reddit shit which felt like a reboot of a parody of a parody.
the intro was kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0FX8sd1uVothe rest was very dull that tried to rely on being edgy and zany and Cara Delevingne
>>219378258That's not true lmao
id let her change my oil. and by change my oil i mean service my dick and empty my balls. fucking dyke.
>>219378394Yeah I'd let her fuckin start her own bowling club, fuckin stupid dyke witch. I'd make that dyke bitch GOLF!
>>219377433her eyes look like when you see people's eyes upside down
>>219378374Remove the makeup and say that again
hearing she has cute feet
>>219378552Yes I see women without makeup all the time.
>>219377309Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
>>219378439*cough*
I’m a man of simple pleasures
>>219377309>hollywoodreality
>>219378439I'd mow her lawn with my teeth the fucking dyke cunt
>>219378343Literally the only nice parts of the sequel were the fan service of the Belle Reve support crew that mean nothing to people who didn't read the book, and Ostrander's cameo for 5 seconds as a doctor giving an injectionStarro belongs in a JLA movie, Capaldi and Dastmalchian were wasted, and Temu Deadshot was insulting.
>>219378786Anyone can stick their chin in and make themselves ugly
>>219378662Definite improvement
>>219377309yall just repost yesterdays shit like no one will notice
>>219379059I don't know what any of that means but the film was truly awful. don't know what prompted me to break my embargo on the worst of the worst marvel sludge after years - might have been a combination of extreme boredom and temporary self loathing.also saw aquaman 1 and 2, black adam which was a huge pile of manure, and several others. there's one that was as bad as suicide squad 2 but I can't think of it. saw man of steel finally that was sort of alright.some I still couldn't face even while munching my way through that steaming tripe: birds of prey and blue beetle were just unapproachable and I have no wish to see those whatsoever.another that was thoroughly terrible was guardians of the galaxy 3, it was somehow even worse than the previous two, and thor 3 was despicable.
>>219379268it's the same thread numbnuts
>>219377309OK, i will have sex with her
>>219377309Horrifically bad casting
>>219380888Imagine how hot she'd be if she had a good jaw
>>219377433Eyebrows
>>219380888>this will sell our movie
>>219380888>same height as her instead of a foot taller than herDisgusting! Big ick!>incestuous siblings openly loving each otherOk, that's hot
>>219377309black looks really bad at the beach
>>219380888>cast horny twins for the twincest movieHow is that bad casting?
>men don't hit the wa-
>>219381375Fuck you he still looks good. Plus I'm very talented
>>219381375Who said that?
>>219381375twinks*
>>219381375Looks exactly the same. He's always had those eyes
>>219377309I liked it.
>>219377309r63 Ben Shapiro
>>219377309>>219377433Planet of the Apes looking as bitch
>>219379268If nothing, the fact that you would notice something like that is telling of how low-traffic it is here now.
>>219381375The dude always looks like he's having an allergic reaction to cat dander or something.
>>219378394Checking for oil is when you stick a finger up someone’s ass. Changing it would be like her putting her own poop up your butt. I think this might be a little gay.
>>219381375Elon biopic when?
>>219377309The two leads have to be the worst casting in the history of cinema. Replace them with average actors and you have at least a cult classic.
You samefagged this same shitty thread for hours the other day. Get a fucking job m8
>>219390093https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/218975069/#218975069For over a day. Fucking sad
>>219377309>>219377433>>219378358>>219378786>>219388003God I wish to sniff her feet. Please God on this Easter Sunday God.
>>219377309She has a nice body and that's all that matters>>219378358Yeah it's rare to have a 10/10 intro to a 6/10 movie but this is a perfect example
>>219384791>her own poop up your buttFecal transplants are an effective treatment for a number of gi diseases
>>219390273man feet
>>219377309I like the slime girl
>>219388003GIWTWM
>>219381375Still hot and could get it ngl
>>219377309A thousand planets and they couldnt find an attractive woman who could act
>>219377309>>219377433she gives me the most confused boners of all timehow can she be super sexy but also ugly as fuck?
>>219377309i refused to watch this movie because of her, that other ugly co-lead guy, and the nigger. otherwise, i probably would have thought it was breddy gud
>>219377353>loud bass thumping from the club>dirty bathroom with moaning and banging>lines of blow being snorted>each stall with atleast 2 girls and a guy>some right at the urinals too>used condoms everywhere>cara kneeling as one guy leaves and another comes in
>>219377309For a model, she has too much fat around her torso/waist. She's still somewhat relevant in that scene due to her longevity but she just boils down to a hipster english lesbian slag with eyebrows that stand out.
>>219391793You should know she doesn’t allow condoms.
>>219388003incestvibes
>>219394543They aren’t related irl thoubeit.
>>219392782the condoms werent from here, they were from others. but yes. theres only a few used
>>219380888casting was the least of the issues with this jew propaganda fest
first of all: why are her eyebrows a different color from her hair, fix thissecondly: if you are in an action movie, take fucking steroids and beef upthirdly: i don't watch movies
>>219396154>why are her eyebrows a different color from her hairBleach you retard
>>219396207thats my point you retardwhy isn't she bleaching her eyebrows
>>219381375He's turning into the dad from Alf
>>219378222she was also a fair Laureline in this movie (which was not good).I had more problem with the twink they cast as Valerian.
>>219396281Why would you bleach your eyebrows? Dark eyebrows are more attractive.
>>219396404then why bleach ur hair when it looks awful
Watch the cartoon
>>219396012I have a latex allergy.
>>219399026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx09_4cEzlM
>>219378662Best crusty swamp witch ever.
>>219396154>first of all: why are her eyebrows a different color from her hairliterally controlled by different genes
>>219394543this movie takes place in a future where incest is legal and inbreeding is irrelevant due to "light touch" genetic engineering.
>>219390496>nice body>no tits or ass
>>219381445You
>>219377309I didnt know they were supposed to be not related and they were going with some incest angle. They both look like they could be siblings.
>>219396490It looks ok don't be a dramatic faggot
>>219399026If she was in northern Florida she woild just blend in with the local meth heads
>>219378662Kino>>219391589I love Cara but that made me kek
>>219383229fucking kek
she's cara de pibe
>>219380888is it because they're chinlets?
>>219377309>>219378358>>219378786>>219388003>>219399056
>>219401646HOLY FUCK
>>219399612Didn't ask Jermaine
>>219401646oh my god
>>219401816>>219402004>>219402037t. rajesh
>>219377309Aside from the not-avatar aliens it was a good movie, and pre-wall Cara was hot.
>>219401816>>219402037SAARS GROK IS BRILLIANT
I think Valerian will age will despite the leads. If anything, they don't take away anything from the movie any more than either of them add to it. It was really a bit of a let down, man. I knew who Cara was, I knew that she was a very prolific model with an extensive portfolio that just said that she had an amazing personality that could translate to the screen if given the right script and director. And so word goes out that Luc Besson is making another science fiction movie, a genre that we are STARVING for anything good for, and he was going to cast young and sexy new talent. The problem with this is that there wasn't a Gary Oldman or a Bruce Willis veteran actor that would be able to give the new kids something to bounce off and learn from. That just wasn't the case for this film and as a result, the lead just simply xanax' sleptwalk his way through the role and it left her to do what it is that she does during photoshoots, which is just be quirk chungus while reacting to blue screens and dead air.
>>219402206nigger the movie is 10 years old
>>219402256Yeah? What has she fucking done since anywhere close to that scale after it got discovered she can't act for shit?
>>219402472who cares, your picture demonstrates why she was a flash in the panall she has is a uniquely cute face (from most angles)she's got nothing else to offer, at least most wooden plank body models are super tall or whatever, that's something
>>219381016>incestuous siblingsExcept the characters are not siblings, it's just the appearances of the two actors make you think they should be
>>219391664Genuinely offensive casting
>>219402094t. lamar
>>219378394So if its a change instead of just emptying, does that mean that after she drains your balls and spits it out, she gets a mouthful of some other load that she blows back into your balls?
>>219403066Zero chemistry between these two.
>>219378662post her feet
>>219403099>whole ops team gets killed
