What the fuck is his problem?Just come back and do your job, you little shit
>>219378314Baby needs his slop bottle
>>219378314>buckets of moneygreat to know the only reason they do these revivals is for money. its all a stupid nostalgia money grab.
literally just do a 60-second cameo on video call or something explaining Dewey is somewhere else
he was studying Dickens in his original run if you know what I mean (molested)
>>219378314Cranston probably diddled him
>>219378400They replaced him with a pathetic creature doing a mockery of him already. Which makes it even funnier.The guy won.
>>219378356HEY!HE HEARD THAT.
>>219378314Sminem origin story?
>>219378476kek
Imagine how hard they molested this poor kid
>>219378314>studying dickenswhat did they mean by this
>>219378314Based and characterpilledThis is exactly the type of thing Dewey would do
>>219378314Why are they acting like he's some fresh young student when he's 34?
>>219378539after he is done with his dickems studies he will be the one doing the molesting
>>219378668I dont think anyone is hiding the fact that he retired early and uses his time to pursue his passions instead of more money
>>219378668Just a fuckin kid
>>219378314Muniz's time on the show is a complete blackout to him and Sullivan turned down boatloads of cash to return in what would probably be a minor part.What did they go through, lads?
>>219378595True. Dewey is the only one who would completely abandon the family and wouldn't feel bad about it at all.
>>219378375The only reason anyone does anything is for money, except jannies of course. You think every actor would still take roles if they didn't get paid at all?
He's studying DICK? He was gay, Dewey?
>>219378314He doesn't want to come back because they made him study dick-ends on set too.
>star in 1 show as a kid>make enough money to be prosperous for your entire life with residuals and shit>parents aren't retarded and don't blow it>spend your life doing shit you actually enjoy and find interesting from instead of meme actingThere's nothing wrong with this. We should envy him.
>>219379078You think Dewey is studying Dickens to make money?
>>219378539Watching David Lean kino.
>>219378668>>219378760>>219378779>>219379121WTF /tv/ TOLD ME THE ACTOR DIED. I believed this since 2010. Was that one of the oldest trolls on this board?
>>219379269Non-sequitur. He's already rich so he can do what makes him happy.
>>219379376It was a Lean night.
>>219379434So are most of the actors who come back for cashgrab remakes
>>219378314You gotta remember this job is probably a hazy childhood memory for him and at 34 he probably doesn’t have too much attachment to it, especially if he left the industry right after.
>>219379613He owes it to the fans who made him rich. Selfish little prick
>>219378476>They are really mad they didn't get to rape him the first time around.Umm. Anon...
>>219379549There's a reason why child actors can easily walk away and vanish while established actors can't. Most didn't have narcissism drilled into them. Also, a lot of actors blow their wealth quite fast, same as sports athletes that blow their millions in a few years and end up broke.
>>219379613Considering the stuff I read about Cranston trying to give the kids access to a more normal life and help them out he probably realized everyone else just wants to rape his bootyhole and said nah I'm good.Or maybe he just realizes that there hasn't been a single good reboot of any series ever and has no desire to be associated with this short run miniseries that will only serve to get the cast mocked openly.
>>219379190>We should envy him.Only cost a bit of rectal vigor and pride.
Please stop, there's still time to cancel this.
>>219379844That is what I said when the trailer came out. Ho-lee fuck is it bad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABol0H2n_rc
>>219378499>>They replaced him with a pathetic creature doing a mockery of him already?
>>219379844>>219379902
>>219379734>there hasn't been a single good reboot of any series everBeavis & Butt-head wants a word with you
>>219379957As proof of what I said being correct? The reboots were fucking awful and nothing like the original series. Judge is up his own ass and has been since the end years of King of the Hill. Shame he forgot what brought him to where he is.
>>219379942see >>219379949
>>219378314How the hell do you study Dickens for more than a few months?
>>219379949This is supposed to be adult Dewey but it's another actor?
>>219380122Yep.
>>219380122>>219380172start of the trailer posted above if you hate yourself and want to suffer for some reason.
>>219378314It's interesting how people are making him out as being the weird one for not wanting to come back, I've seen lots of comments online talking about him preferring victorian literature, calling it weird and creepy. Sounds like he's made the right call if this is his audience, the guy is already set for life and just wants to do his own thing. Good for him.
>>219379414We've been Mandela'd, anon
>>219378314>he calmly told the bloodsucking crazy small hatters "no"based
>>219378951>I am the one who rapes.
>>219379987Got it, you're one of those "old good, new bad" retards that suffers from severe babyduck syndrome. Let me guess, all your favorite movies, tv shows, bands, etc. were what you watched/listed to when you were teens.
>>219380239It is because he wouldn't prostrate himself for their amusement. There is a legit sentiment from many subhumans on this planet that they are "owed" entertainment. No I'm not kidding this isn't a shitpost either.
>>219378498He had the shit raped out of him by several producers etc, but Cranston is one of the few that didn't. Cranston tried to protect the kids. It's not public knowledge but it's also not that hard to find out about. But yes, the actual reason why he won't have anything to do with MITM and acting anymore is because he was molested and raped. Many such cases.
>>219380310Yep thats what I said you nailed it, now go back to crying on discord to your buddies.
>>219380310>Let me guess, all your favorite movies, tv shows, bands, etc. were what you watched/listed to when you were teensNTA but unironically yes. Entertainment peaked with the media that I watched as a child. It was never that good before and will never be that good again. Deal with it.
>>219380322I actually think it is the opposite. Cranston and co protecting him from that shit and him seeing it happen to others and being like nah I'm cool and getting out while he could.I'm sure he was "pressured" heavily for "movie roles" after the show finished.
>>219379078>The only reason anyone does anything is for moneyFalse. Artistic movies exist. For some movies money is a medium and not an end. When something is fabricated to generate the maximum quantity of money as possible (slop), then we agree that it's the only reason. But others movies are actually trying to create art.
>>219380354>stating facts = cryingHoly shit you're one sad 60 IQ retard. Thanks for admitting I'm right. I accept your concession. Filtered. Be a good babyduck retard and reply more, I'll never see it. I know you can't resist, you're already typing.
>>219378461>Dickens (ass)
>>219380412Doesn't Nic Cage still do the thing where he makes some slop so he can be in something he wants to? I've heard of it a few times from actors who want to work but also know to strike while the irons hot and get that money while you can.
>>219380445"One for you, one for us" has always been a pretty common deal between A-listers and studios
>>219378375Would you go back to an old job for free?
>>219378314>Erik PerIs he Swedish?
>>219380486And it is a smart way to still do shit that actually interests you if you are someone with name value. As long as you're not stuck doing capeshows on tv or w/e
>>219378314>Just come back and do your job, you little shitThis probably factored into his decision not to come back. Why should he put his life on hold because grown adults refuse to let go of the past? Those dense fucks are only remembering the positives, the 90's had its own set of drawbacks, it wasn't all good.The guy's got a right to lead his own life how he chooses, you and people like you have no power to control that and it makes you upset, hilariously, you can't even keep your dumb opinions to yourself and give this away.
>>219380820It is a weirdly common sentiment with brownoids that they are "owed" entertainment.
>>219379902This is dumb. The intro alone makes no sense. They've never been that vulgar.
>>219380879Yeah it is why my initial reaction was simply "you don't have to release this" they had a chance to stop it then. The show was always crude and nude gags are nothing new but it just feels soulless. It is the perfect example of the reboot everything mindset and the rot it produces.
>>219380519>>219380412its not bad that they are going back and getting paid. but whats annoying is the idea that some of these revivals happen because "oh we want the finish the story that never got an ending, we want to see how the characters lives turned out"... and then it all turns out to just be for money. >erik per sullivan has never acted again or even attended reunions or zoom meetings with the cast, clearly he just doesnt even want to remember his acting days>BUT WE EVEN OFFERED HIM A SHITLOAD OF MONEY TO COME BACK, PLEASE COME BACK FOR THE MONEY
>>219378314>Erik Per SullivanThese nonsensical American measurements are getting out of hand.
>>219379613He acted until he was in his late teens
>>219378951>Muniz's time on the show is a complete blackout to himPretty sure Frankie debunked this on some podcast or something.
>>219381054kek this got me, fuck you anon you're alright.>This is 5 Eriks Per Sullivan long >Bullshit that is at least 2 Bills Per Yard.
>>219381107He did. He has some memory issues but it was more "i was doing a bunch of shit back then" rather than he remembers nothing and was gaped.>he probably was gaped though.
>>219378314>Studying Dickens and is an incredible studentThey’re saying this as if he is some 18 year old college freshman and not a 34 year old man.
>>219380432NTA but I hope you don't wonder why you're still a virgin.
>>219381205He decided to become a scholar, some people do that
>>219378314Nigga is happy being a history autist, let him be.
>>219381597This dude has a train set.
>>219378668People go to college later in life too, retard.
>>219381597Is he getting residuals?
>>219381597Wholesome/10
>>219378314>He's studying Dickenswhat's the point of that?
>>219381597>34Grim
>>219381597looks like my grandpaglad he didn't come back
>>219381740that changed... nothing about what he said
>>219381597Nice head of hair for a 65 year old man, looking great.
>>219379450Still pourin' that purple stuff in my Fanta.
Probably got flashbacks
>>219378498>Cranston probably diddled him>>219380322>>219380388Cranston actually protected the kids. He went out of his way to make sure they weren't left alone with sketchy people, and took them out to do normal kids stuff on the weekends like the amusement park. He wanted to make sure they had a normal childhood.Cranston tried to protect them from the unspoken things in Hollywood. I think Cranston did well, all things considered.
>>219381992>1992kwabThis reminds me of a Bernie Mac clip I saw recently of them trying to force some shit on him he wasn't cool with.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmwdakZ1dDwhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/vThHK3p4Y80He has to tell them multiple times and tries not to be loud about it even.
>>219381783>>219381796>>219381873t. low T manbabies
>>219380221>start of the trailer posted above if you hate yourself and want to suffer for some reason.The only reason why I would even consider watching this is if the enbie qt shows mustache, hairy armpits, hairy forearms, hairy legs (especially feet and toes), hairy belly, hairy nipples, hairy asshole and hairy asscrack.
I'm watching for her...
>/tv/ lied to me, he told me ___
>>219382554Post all mustache pics please.
>>219378314He could pick a better author than Dickens to study.
>>219378314>studying Dickenshow do you "study" fiction novels?
>>219381597wait, is The Terror part of the MITM Universe?
>>219381597stutthole batus?
>>219378314HE WAS MOLESTED BY A BUNCH OF HOLLYWOOD PERVS
>>219378314Dewie, should you have returned to the MitM revival?
>>219383135Dewie, should you have returned to the MitM revival?
>>219383135>Dewie, should you have returned to the MitM revival?
>>219379949He reminds me of someone but i can't tell
>>219383135>>219383172well shit that was easydewie are you about to fuck bitches?
>>219378314Based actor. Refusing to come back for cash grab slop.
>>219378314He owes you nothing
>>219383209Down syndrome Neil Patrick Harris.
>>219383209moe from three stooges
>>219379949Michael cera?
>>219383135did bryan cranston molest you and pimp you out to his producer friends?
>>219383243nah
>>219383315>>219383334hmm George W Bush?
>>219382904very carefully
>>219382241Cope. High T keeps your skin firm and your connective tissues strong. Low T is how you end up with shit skin and posture in your 30s.
>>219382122>hate niggers>love bernie macsimple as
>>219379078>except jannies of course
>>219382983>Are we brothers, Francis? I would like that very much.
>>219382122Why are they having him take pictures surrounded by kids to begin with?
>>219383628based and correct.patrice also got a pass from me.
>>219378314Can someone tell me how this whole "studying a single guy as a profession" thing works.Like be it Shakespeare or Dickens, they are modern history figures and are well documented, have limited number of works, when you read all of them, whats there more to learn?Imagine if someone said I'm studying Keanu Reeves or Ryan Gosling?
>>219383738Part of his TV show, he was married to a woman with keeeedz and the whole comedy is how he dealt with them. Not a bad show really despite it being a black comedy. Was basically Mac doing his "lul black people so crazy" bits in sitcom form.
>>219383327yes i loved it
>>219383753>I'm busy with my education, leave me alone you satanic pedophile jews
>>219383753>>219383873>so you're just gonna like read books instead of let us put you in compromising positions for low pay?>yeah pretty much>UGH WTF HOW COULD YOU, YOU PROBALBY LIKE DUDES OR WHATEVER FUCKIN DICKENS THATS GAY
>>219384034>come work for us>no>we can pay you millions>no>just give us your soul faggot>no
Disregarding a family reunion to study some esoteric niche is pretty in character for Dewey.
>>219384481>esoteric niche>fucking Dickens anon?
>>219378498>Cranston tried to protect them from the unspoken things in Hollywood. I think Cranston did well, all things consideredYet never reported pesos to authorities or onlineCurious
>>219378400Erik is a man of his principles. When he retired from acting, he took it seriously.
>>219383753The fuck does Dickens even have? He had some mid 19th century America tour, and lived in a few different European cities. I imagine studying dickens means hes shadowing the guys life and shit to a historical degree like rich people can afford to do. Dickens spent a summer in Italy? You spend a summer in Italy.I guess it'd be better than Hemmingway, spending your time in fucking Florida and Cuba
>>219378314is that sminem
>>219384774This is the same as when a woman says "she's got a boyfriend" to you anon. It is the excuse to get the browns and jews to go away and leave him be and let him read his books and play with his train set.
>>219381597Looks like a man who still hits his children
>>219383753She only said he was studying Dickens, which is vague. Maybe he was studying Dickens works at that point in time, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a semester-long class dedicated to Dickens. I doubt he's getting a degree solely about Dickens
>>219383135Is OP a faggot?
>>219378314he doesn't want to be molested again
