>stops the hollywood doomer chud in its path and makes it cry like a baby
People are already forgetting about it. This is the definition of a flavor of the month movie. Zero longevity.
>>219381452>Bogged lead>CGI overload>Girlish quippy dialogue>None of the ideas, invention, nobility, or grandeur of the best space movies
>>219381452Why does shit like this and The Martian have so little staying power? The Martian was like the biggest thing on release and then everyone just forgot about it less than a month later. I can't even watch it again without cringing at the reddit quips, the Glover scenes and the way the chinks literally sacrifice progress on their own space program to save someone from the same country that banned them from the ISS lmao.It's like the sci-fi version of Sorkinslop.
>>219381781The martian was literally NASA (USA government) funded propaganda.This isnt even some tin foil hat conspiracy it was literally made to get the burger brain excited and back future space travel.This movie is great though. A cool bro alien movie, no romance subplot bullshit, no faggotry.If it got rid of every woman and negroid and replaced them it would be a 10/10 all time great.
>>219382452>no romance subplot bullshit, no faggotry.you don't seriously believe ryan gosling wasn't getting a piece of that rockussy after being in cryo sleep for so long
It was good and pretty soulful but it definitely tried a bit too hard to be quirky and wholesome chungus, I chuckled quite a bit at some of the jokes but at some point the humor kind of undermines the message of the film and lessens the stakes. Some of it really felt like focus tested studio humor to me. (Feel free to tell me if I'm wrong if you've read the book) The final scene was a bit too hokey for me too. Overall though it was a well made blockbuster with a nice feel good vibe. Goose and Rocky's relationship was well done and that was clearly the important part.
>>219381532Rocky is a puppet not CGI
>>219381532>grandeur of the best space moviesname 3
>>219384170Solaris2001Event horizon
>>219381452It's a successful movie, that doesn't make it good. Well, maybe I enjoyed it, but that doesn't make it good, given how other people liked it.
>>219384100>I chuckled quite a bit at some of the jokeskill yourself
>>219381452ALL HAIL THE GOOSE
>>219381532I enjoyed it. We need more hopeful flicks in the cinemas instead of all that doomer shit. Not that doomer shit always is bad, there's just been a little too much of it lately.
>>219381491It's literally 100x better than One Battle After Another, you know the Oscar bait film we were all supposed to pretend was good
>>219387827>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST ADMIT TO BLOWING AIR THROUGH YOUR NOSE DURING THE SILLY MOMENTS IM A STONE FACED CHAD WHO DIDNT EMOTE AT ALL DURING THE 3 HOUR RUNTIME
>world is dying>make le funny quip/face/pose/noiseSome other anon called this movie reddit humor and I would have to agree.
>>219392277Reddit can be a broken clock that's correct sometimes. I don't see how someone can dislike this movie.
>>219392870congrats on realizing you are a redditshit. now go back.
The reason why Gosling is a 'literally me' person is the mere fact that is has a severly asymmetrical face that is way more relatable to the common man as opposed to other hollywood actors. Personality is one thing but unfortunately face is everything.
>>219392936You have autism
>>219392936>crybaby can't accept that a positive movie is succeedingCry some more, bitch nigger
>>219381452this movie looks like reddit pushed through the most vigorous purification and concentration processes imaginable to create the highest quality reddit
>>219381452I prefer even The Martian above this. I still don¡t know what happened in the movie. I just remember the crab and this dude talking and making jokes and funny dances. I just know there was some type of thing eating the stars but I still don't know how can something survive in the surface of a star.
>>219394044>I just know there was some type of thing eating the stars but I still don't know how can something survive in the surface of a starliterally explained in the first 15mins of the movie when he first is in the glowie lab you drooling retard
>>219393186trvke
>>219394113He says it's a cell, how can a cell survive such high temperatures?
>>219381452>stops the hollywood doomer chud in its pathYou do realize that your side is trying to cancel Weir, right now, for going on Drinker's show?
>>219381452No one cares about Reddit Hail Mary except for transsexuals.
>>219394182he concludes its completely heat and radiation immune, because it feeds on it at such extremes, thats also why they use the Astrofages for fuel, because they literally gobble up so much potential energy - that its a cell, just means it has a plasma membrane, nothing else other than that.
>>219393786>Scientists have previously believed a rare strain of concentrated autism to be scientifically impossible... Until this post
I haven't watched it yet.
This movie felt like the same self-aware quirky humor I've put up with for the past 15 years, backed up by a nonsensensical premise and dogshit science.Why did they have to send a human and not a drone? Never explained. The world government told him his life was worthless and he needs to die for them? I guess this is supposed to be uplifting.The movie needed a science advisor and obviously didn't have one. I guess all those "I fucking love science" t shirts will do.
That last scene where he is teaching the crab alien children almost made me walk out of the cinema. Ohhh so cute, look at all those little crab aliens! I don''t know maybe I was wrong about the type of movie I was expecting, I thought it was going to be something more epic and dramatic and less comedy and cute.
>>219394625>The movie needed a science advisorHe meets a puppet on a space ship made out of Xenonite that looks like a bundle of twigs. Did you go into this thinking you were watching the spiritual successor to Apollo 13 or some shit?
If the rock niggas could build a climate controlled bio-dome why did they care their sun was dying?
>>219394957What do you think powers that dome? Anon... There is nothing on any planet anywhere in the universe that is not heated or "powered" by a star in some way or manner. You can maybe make a case for geothermal energy, but thats not nearly potent enough.
>>219381452oh yeah that happenedanother confirmation that jake>goose
>>219393186And yet he's still extremely attractive. I never really got the symmetrical thing. Asymmetrical faces can be beautiful
>>219394742there literally wasn't time to walk out of the theatre between that scene and the credits rolling. that was the last shot of the movie
>>219396994Yeah I know. It's a way ox expressing what I thought.
>>219397084find less stupid ways to express yourself
>>219392870The first hour was painful just Ryan Gosling acting like le quirk chungus with all the other human characters being completely unlikable cunts it basically felt like a kids movie until he met Rocky.
>>219397117 no i think i’ll stick with the classic “slightly exaggerated hyperbole” instead of submitting a peer‑reviewed emotional response paper to /tv/ next time I didn’t like your crab daycare kino finale sorry professor, I’ll cite my sources and attach a timestamp of when I almost stood up next screening
I really hope the extended version has 2 hours of the astrophage being tested on rhesus monkeys
>>219381452just back from seeing this. I was happy with it. The ending was cute
>>219396994After much time spent on vigorous research I found the problem. You are a MASSIVE faggot
>>219381781>Why does shit like this and The Martian have so little staying power?all movies have little staying power now because instagram reels, tiktok, youtube shorts literally rotted our minds
>>219394625>Why did they have to send a human and not a drone?What would a drone have done?
>>219399325Is that from the book? What happens to the monkeys?
>>219394742Bait
>>219394625>Why did they have to send a human and not a drone? Never explainedIt was explained in the first ten minutes when the computer told him a message to earth would take 11 years to get there. You can't remote control a drone, and they didn't have the tech to make one capable of thinking up solutions on the fly or being sentient enough. It was BECAUSE there was a human they succeeded.
>>219381452Good movie, 7/10
I don't think kidnapping someone and sending him on a suicide mission into deep space is ethical at all
>>219403464Ever seen the beginning of 28 days later?
They should have left in the coma resistance gene plot part.It explains better why Grace has to go, how he's even more of a coward at the start for not going despite being so suitable, why they kept him around in the first place, why the other 2 astronauts probably died, and why Stratt wasnt actually being unreasonable by sedating himIn the movie they're like "we can't delay the flight any more" despite the whole mission being done on the scale of decades
>>219404596What? How? It's just an energy source. Exploding monkeys I would understand but how do astrophages cause rage virus now? That's against the heckin science!
>>219382452>The martian was literally NASA (USA government) funded propaganda.This isnt even some tin foil hat conspiracy it was literally made to get the burger brain excited and back future space travel.Good. Space and military development is the highway to new breakthroughs
I liked the movie less than the Martian. Basically, I think the entire part on Earth should not have been in the movie at all. I really did not care about any of it, and it serves absolutely zero purposes in the actual plot since Grace only remembers the full picture at the very end when he's already found a solution, and obviously he's not going to hesitate about saving his planet.If you cut out every scene on Earth and replace them with simple exposition at the start of the movie (to explain what astrophages are and why they're a threats) and at the end (to explain why Grace had to go) you can focus more on the two things that were more interesting>How to communicate with an alien species that is very different from us>How to stop the astrophages from destroying Earth's ecosystemAs it stands, point 1 is basically solved early once they get the text-to-speech software set up, and point 2 is actually very limited in its science. Basically the only hard part is getting the sample of the planet's atmosphere and getting out, everything else was pretty standard for Grace and Rocky and the entire process of breeding a specific strain of bacteria suited for Venus was handwaved.In fact, although I liked the relationship between Rocky and Grace best in the movie, I think the movie would've been more interesting if you just removed everything about it and just focused on the simple question :>How would a crew stranded on a "realistic" spaceship in a remote solar system be able to take a sample of a planet's atmosphere when they can't afford to get close to it?That's an interesting to, excuse my phrasing, "science the shit out of it". It's a bit of an escalation on the Martian because they have less resources in some way and less safety nets, while also being a subversion because they're up in space instead of down on the ground.
>>219405830The earth scenes in the book represent his memory coming back
>>219403109Bullshit. You have tiktok and youtube shorts cutting up famous movie from decades ago but that doesn't affect their value. You now have people calling dad rock music "tiktok music" because it became popular there. No one outside of tiktok gives a fuck that Alice in Chains is popular there. Literally has no sway in their staying power. Movies today are just not as impactful. At least the mainstream ones.
>>219381452Never going to watch it.
>>219381532>>CGI overloadThe directors bragged about the movie not using any green-screen too.
Every single quip (which happened like every two minutes) made me repeat "this is reddit, this is reddit" under my breath. It's the redditest reddit I have ever seen
>>219381452Based Ryan
maybe it's a good movie, but I skipped through it and it looks like shit.
I had great time watching it, after leaving cinema I felt all happy and uplifted. releasing it around Easter was a great move
>>219408503It is very positive and upbeat
>>219404063Yet they have a robot in the ship capable of doing medical services and a somewhat intelligent AI onboard, fuck off
Project Hail Mary is a literal ripoff of Sunshine with Marvel-like qualities
>>219409885It's just a mechanical arm capable of doing some elementary first aid. It's somewhat impressive but not a real stretch by today's standard. The AI is basically on the level of those customer supports botchat.Neither of those are advanced enough to solve a problem when the people who built them had no idea about the solution. You're a retard
I especially liked all the jokes and quipping during the supposedly tense scenes!!! amaze amaze amze haha my whole cinema was LOCKED IN during the scene where they had to LOCK IN
>>219381452There was something funky going on with the visuals, you could somehow tell it was filmed for a tv screen.
>>219391496The jokes were not just that funny. Maybe for sad redditards who cant understand real humor. Kinda pathetic if you really laughed.
>>219394182>>219394373the thing irked me the entire movie>having a energy-dense biofuel that can easily offset the initial cost of just harvesting it>doing nothing while everyone dies freezing out their asses in the 20 or so years the guy (and later the probes) is in transit
>>219415508Yeah. The biggest plothole in the movie is that Astrofages, if they were real, would solve almost literally every single science hurdle we have becauce such a potent and easily manipulated energy source would open up almost unlimited possibilities. Humanity could literally just say "screw this" and build a massive ark and leave earth with near infinite easily replenished fuel from any star they come by.
