Anonymous
04/05/26(Sun)19:15:43 No.219385225

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Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)19:15:43 No.219385225

Hi, OP here.
This is the greatest movie of all time. They could've made it so The Genie from Aladdin was Tossing Jason Bourne infinite ammo clips in THE FINAL SCENE, but decided not to because fuck you, there were greater stakes like BEING-A-MAN.

So anyway, Tom Ripley stars in a Movie with enough Beer and Cigarettes to put Psychiatry out of profession, but He's too busy doing everyone's Math homework at MIT at night, So he's scribbling away while moppin the floors until he gets arrested for being too cool, beats up some loser after going to Mcdonalds cuz it was on the way. He has a smoke infront of that Science-guy from the Avengers and says "HAHAHAHHA fuck you I'm Bostonese, I dont need therapy, solve your own homework", but they discharge him anyway And makes fun of the guy selling video games for intellivision in the 80s, because video games are gay.

In walks Robin Williams....... He's in for the battle of his life; He's only studied psychiatry and counseled vets for 20 years, He's not ready for the mental southpaw from south boston, Or is he?.

So Private Ryan gets the choke-slam from Mr Patch Adams after having a cigarette, discussing good books and bodybuilding philosophy like how much one man should benchpress. Do you know how many ppl want to joke that dumb blondie POS?
I rewind that scene in slow-mo making gurgling noises like "Ahahaha fuck you Jason Bourne" Like Would the Genie Choke the MC? Disney films are for kids, This is Miramax, The Clerks label. Refinement

The stakes(tm) turn out to be a lot higher, not only is this movie not about Basketball, Black people, Gay people, or a bunch of rebel wilsons singing to lose weight, because it is more tasteful than that. Robin Williams is about to put Phillip Morris out of business because he's about to prove to everyone in a theatre full of 100 ppl, that life is worth another shot.
Not only is it greater than Carlton Fisk's home run in 1975, it is "The winning lottery ticket".

Anyway fuck u