>you might end up with your wig split
But I don't own a wig.
>>219386759>But I don't own a wig.that's not the point, dipshit. it means your whole persona is getting peeled back. you think you're safe because you're behind a keyboard but there's always some bigger fish ready to humble you. the phrase is just hood poetry for "you’re about to get checked." stay comfy though, I’m sure your anime body pillow will protect you from having your metaphorical wig launched into orbit.
>>219387219I don't own a metaphorical wig either.
>>219386199The funny thing is that he's a dork and he kept his head down in medium security for his term. Drama in prison is mostly around sex, drugs, or debts.
>>219387219then he should have said "Check yourself, before you wreck yourself"much clearer
>>219386199Ven?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-KwBD5lIMI
>>219387403I always assume this stuff is mostly bullshit. But he's a funny storyteller, so.
>>219386199busthin cheekths
>>219387219>it means your whole persona is getting peeled backno it doesn’t LOLwig=head split=cracked open
>>219386759>>219387250Not anymore at least!
>>219388199look at that glistening fudge guy, delicious
>whath up everybody, ith Big Herc 916 with another epithode of prithon talk>got a question from one of our viewerth>thup Big Herc, I heard the jannieth make a lot of money and get a lot of rethpect on the boardth, ith that true?>no that ith not true, jannieth are payed nothing and they get no rethpect>thometimes they try to thplit yo wig but all you have to do ith change your IP addreth and there ith nothing they can do>tho being a jannie ith not cool, juth thtay out on the streeth and do thomething with your life
Wes Watson copypasta about a white man's tied tennis shoes being his best weapon
>>219386199Peter status?
>>219386199>big herc>penis is below 5" at most, and that's being generous
>>219386199This guy looks like he sucks a lot of dick>sex addictkek
>>219387219kek I love it when brown "people" try to act tough on the internet.
>>219387219Incel retards watching video essays and trying to deconstruct everything was a mistake
>>219389499Keistered
>start out as a "real talk" tough guy prison speaker>a key component of the show is taking questions from the audience>every other question is about prison rape>lean into that and become the bustin cheeks comedian>invent increasingly silly stories about cheeks getting busted>views shoot up rapidly, it's now your target audience and you're locked into this incredibly gay routineWell I suppose that's one way to make a living.
>>219390608>cheek status: busted
>>219389587well he was a pornstar and it wasn’t gay
>>219386759underrated first post.
>>219390786cheeks status?
>bustin wigs and tshplit cheekts
wes watson is going back and looking at 10-20 minimums big herc is never going back big herc won bigly
>>219392384Funny considering that Wes got his big break at Fresh Out. Herc gave him the platform, he blew up and now he lost everything. Sad but expected!
>>219387219fairly certain "wig split" literally just means "shot in the head" but good on you
>>219388349America truly loves thought of it
Shot status?
>>219390608Never understood why the average npc is so fascinated with the idea of prison sex
post big herc kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCncuGVvwmY
>>219395087It's the primary punishment and deterrent for prison. No one wants to go there and get raped.
>>219387443WE ALL ERRYBODY
>>219395211>interesting content that's unintentionally hilarious on multiple points>Herc being so black the camera's auto-brightness makes him shine like an angelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTgaEeABdCsK I N O
>>219397415Video starts at 0:30. I forgot to include the timestamp. Before that has the self-dubbed version of his eventual intro that was only used for a very limited time so I guess that's also /tv/ relevant somehow.
>>219386759based
Is it true that black women have 6" clits?
>>219396365We shouldn't have a system of self-policing prisons where convicts are punished by other convicts.>bad man goes to prison>gets his cheeks busted>the public laugh and say, "Ha, that's what you get. Serves you right! Should have thought of that before you broke the law.">seemingly they don't care that the rapist is also a bad man and is there to be punished himself. They don't mind that he's using the prison as his own sexual playgroundWhat you've got here is a society where the worst prisoners are the ones who are punished the least. The hardened crim goes into prison and immediately joins his fellow gang members. He has been here before, he knows the ropes, he's part of the community. He'll be okay. It's the first-timer, the anomaly, the mostly law-abiding dork who has no connections in the underworld, who will be used as a fleshlight by the hardened cons.
>>219398049The solution is to kill all criminals
>>219398049a real cheek buster will usually be a lifer who has nothing to lose and will never have a woman again. gangs don’t allow that either, if they find out you’re fucking men consensually or otherwise they’ll probably beat your ass and kick you out
>>219386199Funny how big Herc outlived that fake alpha coach
>>219392384First im hearing wes is going back what a bummer the retard>>219395087Its because we're absolutely terrified of it and theres so many niggers in American prison that its a real danger and keeps many of us from breaking the law
The United States is about 80 years behind in the way they treat criminals. It fucking outrages the condition they are in. No one comes out of rehabilitation.
