chuds btfo, he's perfect
>>219387608Clasically handsome
why is his mouth always agape
he actually looks kinoinb4 a bunch of sourgrape latino mongs and SEA seething kek
obligatory
>>219387608>"Harry, someone at this school is a dark wizard trying to steal the Philosopher's Stone!">"I think it's Snape.">"What makes you think that?">"..... um.... socioeconomic factors."
>>219387753his name is snapewith mouth agapelilly he want to rapebut he is only apeinstead he go eat grape
He's very talented https://youtu.be/TtTuJ55IIrw?si=uC41kcwqmaPEDmEH
>>219387867>well it's just a statistical fact, they taught us this in arthimancy
>>219387884Poetry lessons from mumbai
>shes white! clamored the brown hordes of /tv/ only later to announce shes whitepassing
>>219387890I appreciate it's black british rap, not american hood rap
>>219387608He's perfect as a catwalk model of ambiguous (not) sexuality, about the only type of client his agent takes on.
he looks really natural, you can instantly tell this picture is at hogwartz
>>219387768No he does not, why the dreads? I don't even care that he's black fucking get some swav black dude from England not some nog from USA
>take this Voldemo-aack!
>>219388133the actor was born in london
>>219387608Why do his clothes have buttons
>>219388133Yeah he doesYou're just upset that they didn't cast some mexican like you lmao
>>219388133hes from Brittain retard
>>219388185kek there is nothing kino about his expression, or that walk, or really anything about him, if you're not baiting thats hilarious
>>219388240It's actually complete kino if you've ever seen a french new wave film, but you haven't since you're a jealous south american kek
>>219388455>he's wearing chains
>>219387608how many flies do you like he catches on those lips hanging out like that?
>>219388455>french new waveohkay you're baiting, carry on but maybe try being a bit more subtle
>>219388455french new wave is for faggots
Perfect for a Thug Hunters shoot for sure,look at those lips
>>219388681>>219388691Yeah french new wave which is what this casting is inspired by. This is something you would know if you didn't just watch capeshit and fotm meme shows like one piece/fall out. But hey at least they turned hermione into hermosa for you guys
>>219388133>swavEither every /pol/tard is braindead or they're all ESLs, every fucking time kek
>>219387608I'm not going to watch this
>>219387608>NIGGA I KNOW YOU BEEN STEALIN DEM POLYJUICE POSHUNS
>>219387768Look at his drooping lip, he's a neanderthal
>>219389319You will and you'll pull out some elaborate excuse about how you're just watching it for the le memes. But we all know you'll be eagerly waiting each week while you spend the rest of the week discussing the episode you watched. The good thing is by mid season 2 you'll be able to be yourself on reddit of these rumors out of the jannysphere have any legitimacy
>>219389731Totally not projecting
>>219389731lmao the majority of people hating on this aren't even harry potter fans, we wont be watching
>>219389241You can't say that!
>>219389781I'm actually not, I've just been here long enough to see how most posters really are. I bet if WB did a fake campaign claiming trannies are boycotting it, you would simply start running defense for the show too.
>>219388133>can't tell the difference between a blackman from america and briitanbecause they are both the same, african
>>219387608>>219387768>>219388185>>219388455last time a blackman ending up in a classroom in the uk a mass stabbing happened
>>219387753he can't breathe
>>219387867>he's a welsh choir boy, stop spreading muggle disinformation
>>219389987it's actually really easy to tell the differencemake them race each other
JK Rowling herself said they can be any race, she never specified race in the books.
>chocolate frog doesn't look like it's made of chocolatedespicable
>>219390233>hey mane u eats ma fried chikken!
>>219389972You're actually an insane person, right.
>raceswap the guy who’s the most hated character for 7 books straight>later revealed everything he did was for his (white) crush who rejected him for a white chadWhat the FUCK did they mean by this actually? I thought dunbeldore would be the obvious raceswap choice
>>219390340I went to went to the potta world thing in london, my girlfriends parents paid, I bought chocolate frogs for 7 pounds, they where just tiny pieces of chocolate in the shape of a frog, the the butterbeer for trash too, just fizzy slop with a type of cream on top
I don't hate black Snape, I don't mind changes. I want to see the same shit over and over again. They don't have the balls to make this show cool though. It's going to be a safe and unnecessary retread of what we've already seen, despite the casting.What they SHOULD do is have episode one be pretty safe and familiar, but at the end of the episode during the sorting ceremony, Potter talks with the hat and says he doesn't want to be a Slytherin, the hat considers for a moment, and shouts out "SLYTHERIN" anyways. Trelawney freaks the fuck out and has to be restrained, starts screaming about someone interfering with the preordained as they drag her out of the great hall in hysterics. Cut to credits.
>>219390233>outrun by a lanky teenager
>>219387768>Rap music starts playing
>>219390367I wish, but like I said before, you're all extremely predictable.
>>219387608niggersnape lmao
>>219390544never made sense to me, why would potter not want to be in slytherin, he didn't even know what it was, he only knew that world existed for a few days
>>219390544>what if….le destroying the original timelineFuck off Nomrua
>>219389972you're a moron
>>219390789they already have a black snape so why not
>>219390789Original timeline already happened. Voldemort had contingencies in place.It's a lot more interesting that just adapting the same story over again so soon.
>>219390944go back to tumblr if you want to see gay fanfiction with extra niggers
>>219387608Dude I don't care. Your bait doesn't work on me.
>>219390990I don't want to see this series at all. I'd be happier if it didn't exist and I think most people feel the same way.
>>219390750IIRC Hagrid and Ron both tell him that Slytherins are evil and then right after meets Malfoy who acts like a massive cunt while also saying “by the way I’m practically guaranteed to be a Slytherin”
>>219390476i thought it would be mcgonegal, but maybe she isn't important enough to the story and they wanted a proper main character to be black
>>219391064The overall sentiment seems to be cautious optimism people who read the books are pretty eager to see an adaptation that can take its time and be less action focused and more true to the books
>>219391213should have made all the weasleys black in the normal redhead erasure fashion
>>219391243The sentiment when you tell any normal person that they're doing another Harry Potter adaptation is "why?"
>>219390544they’re probably going to do something like this
>>219391243lol LMAO
>>219389972I remember my friend forcing me to go to the cinema to watch these gay movies and I totally hated it,guy even had the books and all, but even I cannot laugh at this dumpster fire and the Jewish gremlin playing Harry
>>219391213Would it be racist if they made McGonogal black and then she turns into black cat instead of a tabby?>>219391278Can’t raceswap the entire Weasley family cause they make up like 50% of the supporting cast and we can’t be too progressive and lose the Chinese audience
>>219391243the overall sentiment is it looks bad
>>219390544HBO hire this man
>>219391379praying they make Voldemort a hot woman
>>219391502I just hope they get rid of the snake nose, it was so hard to take him seriously.
>>219391102then why have a sorting hat in the first place
>>219387608I just can’t take this seriously on any level
>>219391608because most people are NPCs and can't even decide what to have for dinner
>>219391608Some kids don’t know if they’re main characters or nobodies in the story yet
I don’t know why they’re remaking something that isn’t even that old. They should have just done a film version of Cursed Child and be done with it
>>219391760Voldemort fucking Bellatrix offended the fanbase.
>>219391760the theme park money is drying up from all the millennials getting old and they need something to hook zoomers for the next 10 years.i dont think they understand that zoomers consume media very differently to everyone else. ive never heard of a zoomer talking about hbo shows
>>219391904I assumed he was fucking all the female Death Eaters just like any respectable cult leader.
>>219387753Shouldn't his gigantic nostrils help make breathing through his nose even easier? Why does he need to mouth breath?
>>219388845cope
>>219390340that's just a normal frog, i dont want to eat that
>>219390544The HPCU!?!?!?!ALL OF MY MONIES OH SCIENCE
>>219391760They could have made an entirely new series set somewhere else with new characters. I'm assuming they're going to do that if this does well at all.Could have been set even in the USA, and they could do whatever bullshit they want.
>>219394363Should've done a series in one of the other wizarding schools, they got a lot to choose from.I think the reason the Fantastic Beasts movies didn't do all that well (outside of being a bit shit) is that the reason people love Harry Potter is the whole school aspect of it.
>>219388139lol oh dear
>>219388139Everyone so focused on black Snape they didn't notice a literal FtM trannie is playing Harry Potter.
>>219394744hermione is brown too for some reason
>>219390544You're a hack, Anno.
>>219388455What's with the chains? He looks like one of those voodoo gang members from Predator 2.
>>219387608Reminder that you’ll still watch it and post about every new episode so you can giggle and joke about it with /tv/ just admit to yourself you enjoy these shows.
>>219391379The funny thing is that Harry Potter was already quite "progressive" and "diverse" for the time it was written.There were multiple black characters, indians, asians, multiple interracial couples, strong female characters, etc But of course it is never enough for them.
>>219394210ironic that you can't articulate your thoughts without memespam while using memes critical of redditors for being unable to articulate themselves without using memespam
>>219394525The second one was so incomprehensible and oversaturated with lore dumps that they postponed the third one so JK could get her shit together. If it was just a straightforward narrative and not Pottermore trivia: the movie, it would probably do fine
>>219387768Are you crazy? He looks like a fucking hobo
>>219394855Says the guy in his twenties still nursing the dream that he's going to be an author or something while never having actually written anything in his life.
>>219388133>why the dreads?There's no other way to make a black guy emo and brooding.
>>219394977it wasn't really (which is good) there are hundreds of named characters and less than 10 are non white and most of the nonwhites have retarded names
>>219394792I like her the best actually, she really captures the spirit of the character. Red headed kid is also OK. Rest of the cast should be fired.
>GIMME ONE REASON TO STAY HERRRRRE>AND I'LL TEACH THESE KIDS DARK ARTS
>>219387753giant lips push each other apart
>>219395077in what way? they all look fucking horrendous lol
>>219395161someone age them up. I'm betting they all look better as adults than the ogs.Radcliffe is plain lookingRon's actor is uglyWatson is mid
The problem, more than the disgusting DEI hires, is that so many people including (You) guys still give a shit about HP. Why on earth did this even need a remake, the films are modern enough. Still caring about this garbage is pathological, seek help.
>>219395295the original movies have their problems and i only like the first 2, but this new series is rings of power tier
>>219390640spending most our lives living in a muggles paradisedrink grape drink once or twiceliving in a muggles paradise
>>219387768"Zesty" is an understatement
>>219388139They look exactly like the mobile hp mmo characters, so uncanny.
>>219387608The fatigue is real.
>>219387608>A fucking mouth breather AND a niggerThis will be hilariously bad wont it?
>>219394792But shes the same type of shitskin most of these people are so its okay its why the mod somehow bans you for racism for calling them spics but not when you call snape a nigger in the very same thread
>>219395636It's not okay. Not a single one of these remakes or reboots designed to brownwash a great property has ever been anything but awful garbage, and none will ever be different.
>>219395303>Why on earth did this even need a remake, the films are modern enough.You almost understand.
>AND IIIIIIIII>HAD A FEELING THAT I BELONGED>AND IIIIIII>HAD A FEELING I COULD BE SOMEONE, BE SOMEONE
>>219388139why is nu malfoy way older than them
>>219388139grim
>>219388139why does this new black kid in this picture look exactly like the black kid from the previous movies? (besides arr rook same)
>>219387608Where's Snape, behind the nigger?
>>219387954That little girl on the monitor? White-passing? Are you fucking blind? She's brown as the shit on an Indian beach.
I find it appalling how you can talk about children like that.
>>219387768I really don't remember Snape being the type to walk around with his mouth gaping open like a mouth breathing retard
>>219396927>Swarthy, smelly dreads and mouth agape. White skin never mentioned. Rowling LOVES Black (capital B) Snape
>>219387608Regardless of him being black, he doesn't carry himself with any of the intimidating arrogance that Alan Rickman brought to the role. Just looks like a lost drooling nigger casing a shop looking to steal something. That side eye glance they do when they're looking to get up to some grade-N Niggery.
>>219387608>potions? we brewing crack here, nigga
>>219397062Rickmans portrayal is better than the book version, in the book he's just a generic evil teacher that's ugly and greasy
>>219389731im just not gonna watch it is all hahahahaha
>>219387954Besides looking acceptably brown, her hair is so dark that there's no contrast with Harry's as well as Ron's
>>219387608type shit
>>219389731i haven't watched a single show that race swaps or is blatantly woke propaganda no matter how much i love the source material. if only the retards here could resist this trend would probably have been long over by now.
>>219387768AYO POTTAH
Imagine his Jungle mixtapes
>Us Death Eaters may be murderers and Magic-Racists, but at least we aren't Real-Racists! What, you think we're some kinda monster!?
>>219400285>We might be the most evil you can imagine ... but we are not icky. We are the icky free organization of unforgivable evil deeds.
>>219395161You can tell she's part Black by how long her fingers are and how close to the tips her nails grow
>>219391608It's a kids book, the point is that your choices and actions have a much stronger influence on who you are than what others say about your potential. That's why the hat takes your choice into account or whatever
>>219387950>mumbaiI like to think all of the pajeet references are done by Pakis and we are witnessing the prelude to nuclear war.
>>219400285>>219400327lol
>>219400455she's half white half greek
>>219388139It's just uncanny
>>219400620Comics sucks imagine being a grown man and still reading that nonsense crap
>>219387768Even SNL thinks they didn't think through the casting:https://youtu.be/JNaf-skJpzo>>219390258Not true for many characters. She only retconned Hermione years later, and even then that changes the nature of Draco's bullying.>>219391243There was that until they made Snape black and we saw the trailer, now there's more of a divide even among Potterheads.
>>219387608I'm the Snape.
>>219388133>swavlol retard
>>219390544>>219390944This would only be ok if they ended up adapting the best fanfiction stories instead.
Stop casting black menIncrease casting of brown women instead
>>219387608Dey servin Gumbo?
>>219387608>>219387768>>219388185>>219388455>>219388845Bruh, 3 seasons are maximum this show holds.I don't want to see this black retarded mouthbreather
>>219388139hermionne miscasted blends too much to background characters
>>219388139Hermione is clearly as brown as one of the Patil girls there
>>219400620I mean, at least Joker objects out of patriotism not because he’s a lefty
>>219401253>we were denied raceswapped genderbent snape
>>219402592>>219402827How long does this show realistically run for? There is no way it completes all 7 years.
>>219387768>60 IQ face
>>219402929Lithgow is like 80 and older than Harris when the films startedUnless they just recast again if he dies, that's gonna limit them
>>219387608>sallow skinUh huh
>>219390233How come no one stopped the director from allowing that thing being recorded? kekI think either he or some executive above him had too much power
>>219390258>JK Rowling herself said they can be any race, she never specified race in the books.A lie, she was quite descriptive of physical characteristics.
>>219403026Maybe there's more of a fanbase for terrible Harry Potter stuff than I think, and I'm a pretty big fan of the books at least. Did fantastic garbage and where to throw it do well financially? It looked awful and I can't stand the guy they had playing the lead
>>219387608professor nigape, what's that potion you're brewing?nigape: koolaid bitch
>>219387884he dranks grape not eats grape
>>219402872This would actually make more sense. Women are more vindictive and bitchy. She would hate Harry but also at the same time want to bang him as he’s a mini-James.
>>219388139Is that kid with freckles in the center supposed to be Harry? There are many things wrong with this picture.>purple tie and haiband when no House has this color>Hermione looks like a third Patil sister>Draco is so much taller than the others he looks 2/3 years older>broccoli hair
>>219387608the same gormless black expression lmaoalso if his casting wasn't about race then why the fuck did they give him dreadlocks lmao I know dreadlocks aren't exclusive to blacks but come the fuck on
>>219387768this has to be bait
>>219388139Jesus christ it never ends lmao
>>219395303It's a nice fantasy story in a fun world and is one of the last cultural hits that isn't entirely garbage.
>>219404848>many things wrong>wow a kid is taller than the others and one kid is wearing a purple hairband
Dis class we gon be learnin how you brew dat purple drank
walking through the darknesswith a wand in my hand and a hex In my heart
Your mother made the best fried chicken, Harry
>>219387971he really did his research
>>219387608Looks fucking ridiculous.
>>219387890those AI Thots are too hot
>>219387768So fucking bad.
>>219387608yo shit who dis Potter ass nigga?
I am so fucking tired of seeing blacks in everything.
>>219405546mufugga man he Harry Potter and shit whatchu mean?
>>219405566This 100% this.
>>219387608AYO POTTAH! *smacks lips*
I will bet my right tit that one of the Weasley parents will be black so that Ginny can be an obvious filthy mutt.
>>219405738Ginny was already a coalburner so what does it matter?
>>219405566despite being a fraction of the population in western countries, blacks are 50% of the characters in broadcasted media
>>219405892>despite being a fraction of the population in western countries(X) Doubt
There's a legit WB shill here.>b-but he's just baiting!There's a very thin line between baiting and being a legit retarded shill, and this tranny is definitely shill.
>>219387608>>219387768Why is he so fucking zesty??? Couldnt they just have of gotten the severance nigger? There would be way less backlash
>>219387954Possible Pajeeta Hermione is the one I'm least worried about because the same kid already played her well in the full cast audiobook and that was kino.https://youtu.be/nUVUw2KOkAs?si=pvz-i3lpen5DdcWv
>>219394363>They could have made an entirely new series set somewhere else with new characters. I'm assuming they're going to do that if this does well at all.>Could have been set even in the USA, and they could do whatever bullshit they want.That was the point of the “Fantastic Beasts” series of movies, that started out as kino, and then got lazy and flopped. The studio probably figured a linger TV reboot might work better, since they gave more time to introduce secondary story lines and characters that got dropped from the original films, or to add new story lines.
>>219387608Of course he has to have dreads as well. It's not enough that it's a nigger, it has to be a vantablack hood nigger.
>>219390233The UK government claims that this is a documentary and policies should be decided based on it btw.
Seeing how the average Harry Potter fan is the exact kind of person that worships BBC and supports trannies and all that, I think they should make them all gay niggers and have a scat orgy in the first episode.
>>219406126>I'm the Half-Blud Prince of Bel Air
>>219406172imagine being a eurocuck
>>219388139Ratio of 5 to 5. And the year this is established to take place is 1991.How do they explain this?
>>219394977Like Ching Chong from Hong Kong.
>>219406624What are you talking about? UK has always been a diverse and wonderful multiculture of different peoples. To claim otherwise is treason.
>>219388139Drarry bro we eating good
>>219406624>How do they explain this?Simple, you arrest anyone who questions it. The "past" is a political construct that needs to be corrected.
>>219387608I kinda feel bad for the guy. Is there any reality where he can succeed in this role?>Be a relatively unknown, black actor looking for a breakthrough>Your agent gets you to audition for HBOs new Harry Potter megaproduction>Shits gonna be a decade of high-profile, high-controversy, high-budget gravy train>Wonder what the part is tho>It's fucking Snape>Severus the whitest, weirdest, racist, kid-bullying motherfucker fan favorite Snape>People online have been memeing about Snape being black for years now, are these guys serious?>yfw you actually get the part>It's fine, maybe HBO does something creative with the series so it works>No way, its going to be a carbon copy of the movies since WB doesn't want their theme parks and merch to feel outdated>yfw not only are you going to be controversial for being black, you will be directly compared to Alan Rickman whose portrayal has become one of the most iconic movie roles ever>What kind of a cruel twist of fate is this? Best opportunity of your life and its like the odds are being deliberately stacked against you>Fuck it, let's give it a shot, I'm a classically trained and accomplished stage actor, I can make it work >They make you wear dreads and breathe through your mouthIt's a humiliation ritual is what it is.
>>219406779They never think like this. Every time, the brown/black actor pushes back with extreme arrogance. He's currently thinking "dayum about time the black man gots to be in the spotlight mhm yessir fucking wypipo", guaranteed.
>>219406779Stop projecting white self-awareness onto non-whites.
>>219387768*sucker punches a random gryffindor first year*
>>219387608He's too young, too "good looking", and doesn't give me any scary or intimidating vibes like Snape should have.Look I know that it's basically impossible to do a better Snape than Alan Rickman, but blackwashing aside, I truly feel this is a miscast.
>>219407399Go be a tranny somewhere else
>>219407399>good lookingOn what planet? He looks like a black thug you try to avoid on the street.
>>219388185>>219387608>>219388845I'm not racist. But you can't have have actors with black skin. I mean look at the lightning. You can't even see his face! It's especially difficult to do proper lighting if there are also white actors present in the scene. That and paired with the trend to make the scenes overly dark (to hide the shit sets) is what makes black people in movies so bad. I can't see any emotions of the actors IF I CANT EVENE SEE THE FACE
>>219407399>too "good looking"I would cross the street if I saw this monkey coming towards me.
>>219390528The chocolate frogs at Universal cost twice as much, but are at least a thick chunk of solid chocolate. And the butterbeer is divine, creamy foam topping a tasty butterscotch cream soda. I miss it.
>>219387608whatevAin't watching it, first one was good enough, actually would like to see follow up with adult actors instead this reanimation
I can't think of many fanbases more embarrassing and stupid than HP fans.
>>219407500They don't have fillings like in the movie?
>>219407435I'm not going to respond further since this entire thread is a bad faith /pol/-coded shit hole, but yes he's conventionally attractive. Snake is described as a creepy, (((hook-nosed))) - I know you'll get that bit - pale loner. This guy looks like the dude who fucks your wife (not you).
>>219407552>I literally worship BBC, please don't make fun of me
>>219407552
>>219387954try as I might I cannot tell what ethnicity that israce mixing was a complete mistake
>>219400919Indeed.
>>219387692The opposite is the truth.
>>219407663Correct.
>>219391987I assumed he fucked all the mini Death Eaters like Regulus and Snape during first wizarding war.
>>219402872this is such an amazing idea it makes sense that they didn't think of it
>>219387768*sucks bottom lip* >AYO HOL UP DIS IS DEFENCE AGAINST DARK ARST *sucks on bottom lip again*>SHIEEEEEEET
>>219407399who the fuck gives these shills the instructions to call him "good looking"? its a fucking jigaboo jungle nigger. middle-aged alan rickman has more natural beauty than him
>>219406069Kinogger is American unfortunately
>>219407809>blah blah blah racism
Plebbit aren't sending their best
>>219390233reminds me of that matrix parody where neo gets the agents to slow down by telling them the phone's a mile away and they need to pace themselves
>>219387768>xanax stare and mouth breathing
>>219407895>Kinogger is American unfortunatelyIf only he was an actor..
>>219408131Stop baiting nigger
>>219388133I don't think white and black descriptions have to translate onto screen in the way everyone thinks. There is an epidemic of literality for most people over concept and intention behind a decision. e.g a description like "he had sallow, pale skin" doesn't literally have to mean white, as long as the concept of being generally unkempt or unhealthy is preserved: the effect that needs to be portrayed is conveyed. As long as the actor comes across as snivelling, nasal, dull, pallid, emo, sneering... they don't HAVE to be white, you can be another race and convey all those traits. If you have the eyes, the greasy hair (which easily works with dreads) then it pretty much works. Plus I think it works for a black teacher in 90s UK to be an incel or generally isolated as he would have been a minority and probably had a semi-bad upbringing anyway.
>>219408398I don't want to look at black people in movies or TV.
>>21940589213% is pretty big audience.
>>219408398>a description like "he had sallow, pale skin" doesn't literally have to mean whiteIt also doesn't literally have to mean vantablack, you disingenuous clown.
>>219406624There are 5 named minorities in Harry’s year in the books. Those are them
>>219408650what's disingenuous? they clearly already casted a black actor because they liked the audition and saw something there, so there's no use crying about it, just trying to make the point that the race doesn't define the performance. same way daniel radcliffe having blue eyes instead of green doesn't actually affect the plot. or emma watson being more attractive than hermione.
They really wasted an opportunity to go the "Alternate Universe" / full fanfiction mode.>Make Luna Lovegood a love interest for Harry>Make Malfoy a girl for the "enemies to lovers" route>Add MORE gay baiting with the Marauders>Add salacious storylines with students dating adults/professorsImagine the free hype that autistic HP fans and shippers would generate. Endless discussions of who ends up with who instead of the same old pairings. Instead they're trying to sell it as a more "book-accurate" series but they already fucked it up by having Black Snape
>>219408824>race doesn't define the performanceYeah and actors are never picked for their facial features either, am I right.
>>219387608why don't black people make their own stories?oh yeah they can't read or write.
>>219387608Snape's classroom:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC4f5vUvfW4
>>219405566get used to it, white people will have to babysit black people for the end of time
>>219408824How would you feel if Marvel cast a white actor as T'Challa?
>>219390750Because Malfoy was an asshole
>>219408989If i remember correctly malfoy was being nice until harry serged out for no reason
>>219408824>so there's no use crying about itIndeed, I will simply not watch the show.
The flashbacks with Harry's dad and Snape will be awkward in this version.
>>219409021dude the first time they met was at the robe fitting and Malfoy was already spewing racist remarks. Maybe it wasn't directed at Harry but he instinctively knew that Malfoy was bad news
>>219408855>make Harry Potter into a self-insert harem storyBro just go on Fanfiction.net, you'll find a ton a those, right next to the "Naruto fucks every woman in the village" stories
What are the odds of this Snape actually saying "ting"?
I cannot believe a BBC black guy can simp for one dumpy white woman his entire lifeThis is way too much
>>219409076Wagwan blud d gyal dem peng
I could've made a basic ass baity thread like this one and guaranteed myself hundreds of replies but yet somehow can never bring myself to do it
FLITWICK TRY SAY HE BETTER THAN METELL MY MAN SHUT UP
>>219409053>oh no not racismlol why is harry a little bitch when he's dad was a mega chad
>>219409280Harry did spend the rest of the series beating the shit out of Malfoy
>>219409280racism is the worst thing evercan you imagine if a racist remark or racist attitude happened?that would be the unthinkably tragic
>>219405566same
DID YOU DO IT HARRY, DID YOU MAKE FUN OF SEVERUS APE ON SCHOOL GROUNDS?!
>>219387768No, he does not. I could MAYBE put aside his race and his face not being that ugly, but what I cannot sanction is the fact they gave him FUCKING DREADS instead of long, thin greasy hair. At the very least that would have made him look, well, greasy and sleezy. The dreads just make him look like a generic black dude.This was stupid, woke DEI casting nonsense and it poisons the entire production. Which is already a stupid piece of shit because nobody asked for a Harry Potter show and the movies are already perfect for everybody except hardcore book autists. This was a baffling choice for a production.
>>219408855kill yourself subhumanite
>>219395035Snape was supposed to look like a Hobo
>>219387768not gonna lie. he looks cooler than the old pasty ass nigga from the old movie
>>219387954Did people seriously try to claim she was white or looked white?
Blaat blaat, it that boi Snape! Wagwan, yougetme???
>>219408988not remotely the same. t'challa as an identity is tied to the heritage of the country, the whole point of the story is about africa and inheritance and tribes or some shit, so it makes sense for the character to look and be black/ african. snape is a magic teacher in a fantasy book based in 90s UK, for all intents and purposes he could easily be a black guy. it's not about a family tree. doesn't really matter. same way you wouldn't recast chernobyl to a black cast, it's specifically about a certain country/ event.
>>219387608Do you guys think they really did this on purpose to create a racism subplot?
Harry, blud. You daddy tink he wuz a roadman when he was just a wasteman ting, yougetme? Your mums was a leng honey doe.
>>219409706So, just a "for me, but not for thee" thing? ok ngubu
Tired of wogwashing
>>219387608The best part is HBO having to explain why Harry Potter's streaming numbers aren't looking so good.
>>219387608I have this sinking feeling that instead of lusting after Harry's mom he was secretly in love with his dad. Zesty black niggas dominate streaming these days.
this show is really gonna mindbreak /tv/
I want this to flop but I already know it's going to do numbers.
>>219409065>hetero sex on fanfiction.netApril Fools was last week, bruh.
>>219409974We haven't had any good memes since dem rangz. Should be a treasure trove.
>>219387608
>>219404015The Fantastic Breasts movies are unfinished so the last one probably underperformedThey ditched the Wizarding World label and went back to Potter so it might have underperformed that bad
>>219387608>>219387768Why doesn't he close his mouth?
>>219408855>>Add MORE gay baiting with the MaraudersThis. Marauder fujos have already made whole Marauder EU full of faggots.James is in love with Sirius' nazi brother for some reason.
>>219409710They can't help themselves so of course.
>>219409691Tons of parasites on this board did and still do
ayo turn to page 194 bitch ahh students n shie
>>219409879>5 quid a month with adswho would pay for this garbage
>>219387608>>219387768Why does he walk around with his mouth open like a runway model?
Threads like this make me realize there are actually several browns, blacks, gays, and shills in all of these threads. No normal person thinks this is ok.The character is probably the single most physically described character in the books, “pale” and “marble white”, “sallow”, “crooked nose”. They chose a black guy because they knew discussion about how ridiculous it was would bring eyes to it. The next step is “he’s actually BETTER than Alan Rickman guys believe us!” headlines.
>>219411254You're in your mid 30s to 40s
>Granger, Patil... My dormitory, immediately!
>>219411306Wrong
>>219387768This wizard got sugah in his tank fo sho
>>219409463>nobody asked for a Harry Potter show35-45 year old normie millennials are actually excited for this. They WILL produce 8 seasons of woke harry potter and it WILL be a modern success. Maybe not as much as the original films, but still.
>>219411306Younger people wouldn't be coming to 4chan, bro. This place hasn't be cool or trendy for over a decade.
>>219408398Examples of coal black niggers being described as "pale"?
>219411619Y'know what? I was gonna engage and give three separate examples from classic literature. But you're a racist POS and thus not worth my (or anyone's) time. Have fun with that
>>219387608Why are their dick sucking lips so biblically gargantuan?
Why turn a white character black? Spawn has no ties to his race but imagine what would happen if they made Spawn white in the next movie?
>>219400662Excuse me but Greeks are White.
>>219412142There is no such thing as a "white" character.
>>219411619did you even read what i wrote? the EFFECT of what pale is or represents. same way you can describe a non-metal object as "metallic". it doesn't have to be metal, just have the effect to the observer. if a black incel doesn't leave his house for 3 months and stands next to some chad tyrone who plays football and gets sunlight they are going to look different, you have to see past this low resolution 1 dimensional way of seeing reality.
>>219387768NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER IN THE GREAT HALL!Thought you ought to know.
>>219399929fucking kek
>>219408702Hermione isn’t a minority but other than that yeah.
It’s literally illegal to turn someone down for a part of the basis of skin color in the UK.
>>219412432WE WUZ EVERYTHANG-tier logic stretching there.
>>219399534same i dint even know when it was the last time that i watched a movie that released in the last 5 - 10 years. Is there even anything that came out which is worth watching? I mean without a pozzed and mixed cast and without a script that reads like a fucking reddit post?
>>219412753UK anons letting us down. Not showing up en masse to audition for roles like Ghandi, MLK, etc for productions
>>219387608>Doesn't appeal to potterfags because they already have the films which are a trillion times better>Doesn't appeal to bookfags because it changes the book in dozens of ways>Doesn't appeal to troons and faggots because of JK Rowling>Doesn't appeal to normal people because of DEI bullshit>Doesn't appeal to kids because it looks grim and boring>Doesn't appeal to adults because it looks grim and boring and the actors are all shitWho does this appeal to, exactly?
>>219387608He looks like a tired monkey and I'm not even a racist. Why can't they close their mouths?
>>219412240Okay poomar
>>219387768he looks like a random guy that wandered onto the set
>>219391243>people who read the books are pretty eager to see an adaptation that can take its time and be less action focused and more true to the books>Showrunners have literally said they will not follow the books.Why are people still so fucking retarded ?
Snape lookin pretty pale
>>219408398>>219412432Please tell me this is bait or a copy paste post from reddit
>>219387954Why cant nukes be real and Iran using one on the united states of muttmerica? Why?
>>219400285>deh
>>219412907The consume everything, I'm just glad for more universe content kind of peopleSame with Rings of Power etc
