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Is this vargkino?
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>>219387666
Bunch of sissy eurosharts wearing makeup.
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I had fun watching it but varg hates it...
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it's euronymoose kino
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>>219387975
Oystein had it coming
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>>219388047
both their bands are like the top classics of the genre but they’re mediocre at best
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>>219388116
Emperor and Dissection are where it's at
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>>219388155
agreed those are much better
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a better movie would be a wholesome slice of life flick about varg living good on his french neetbux driving his clapped out lada around his property and being paid by the french taxpayer to creampie a cute autistic girl daily. varg won btw
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>>219388047
Why is he still feuding with some guy who's been dead for 30 years? Just move on
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The documentary Until The Light Takes Us tells the same story and does it better. The prison interviews with Varg are more amusing than anything in the dramatization.
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>>219388047
Euronymous was his lover.
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>>219387666
The liberal director personally hates varg and it comes out in the casting and the film itself
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>>219388569
I like varg but he's a terrible musician. My favorite anectode is that he couldn't be bothered to learn double bass drum so he double tracked his recordings.
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>>219388613
it sounds like he put his microphone in a different room
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>>219388613
nobody in the black metal scene was exactly a virtuoso. still, being a one man band when you're a teenager is no small feat
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>>219388488
múm doing some of the soundtrack was amazing as well, so glad the documentary got me into them
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Varg got some groupie pregnant right before he went to prison and abandoned the child.
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>>219389790
Faust was a pretty good drummer.
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>>219387666
No, they made varg some fat jew, it's do fucking stupid.
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>>219388488
They should release a 4k blue ray of it.
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>>219388613
He's a great composer and burzum is only good black metal band.
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>>219387666
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>>219392534
Listen to more black metal
Yeah I know this isn't pure black but it's a really good album ok
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>>219392634
People always say this shit but its all trash when i try it. Varg realized that it was about the atmosphere and ambience, he was the only one to get it.
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>>219392441
He should interview his millennial daughter.
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>>219392732
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>>219392797
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>>219392634
Burzum is better
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>>219393281
If you think Burzum is the only good black metal band you just need to listen to more black metal.
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black metal is so cringe. death metal is what adults listen to
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>>219393506
Cannibal Corpse is high art. Sure, sure.
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>>219393563
>cannibal corpse is the only death metal band he can think of
holy tourist
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>>219393506
be honest, we’re all faggots for listening to extreme metal at all
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>>219393608
I mean I like Necrophagist, Death, Blood Incantation. A lot of death metal is just mind numbing though, I find black metal has more interesting melodies more often, while death metal riffs just blend together.
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>>219393633
It's the only interesting genre of music nowadays though IMO
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obligatory reminder that "Varg's" real name is Kristian lmao
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>>219393935
I don’t like to “you just gotta explore man” but yeah. It’s possible that metal is the only kind you can enjoy but seems unlikely
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>how can i demonstrate myself as being better than black people and communists?
>i know, murder!
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>>219392634
Meadow's favorite band
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>>219398535
Girls don't listen to black metal
100% it was some nerd who got the poster
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>>219396896
Varg didn't even become that racist until later desu
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I saw Emperor live this past week and they were awesome.
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>>219387819
This. Gayest form of metal around and that's saying something
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>>219393935
Hardcore > Metal
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>>219389790
>nobody in the black metal scene was exactly a virtuoso.
Aforementioned Dissection and Emperor were great musicians.
>>219392634
It is. Wish Ulver had another album of black metal or two before they completely left the genre.
>>219392851
Lol, my least favorite Agalloch album. Still good though.
>>219399355
Good album, but that album is pretty old now too.
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>>219395477
Seriously what's his beef with Christians? They are nice and welcoming people for the most part.
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>>219387666
Nice trips, Satan.
Just watched it a week or two ago and was amused about many aspects of it like leaving out Dead’s special guest appearance on the cover of Dawn of the Black Hearts. I can see why Varg isn’t a fan, as it’s far too sympathetic to Euronymous who was a bit of a dipshit.
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>>219399553
>my least favorite Agalloch album
Why? I think it's the best and it's not even close.
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>>219399180
With Blood Incantation? How were they? I wanted to go but the closest concert was like 4hrs from me.
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>>219393506
don't you know death metal sucks too?
>>219393935
what makes metal is interesting, to me it seems super repetitive
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Black metal is the last white genre left
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>>219400370
rap?
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>>219400370
It's the gayest genre left
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>>219400486
Gayer than Broadway showtunes?
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>>219400486
Fuck off, pajeet
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>>219400541
Yes
>>219400608
Huh what u mean
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>>219400608
>the /pol/ cumbrain
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>>219387666
Kosherized
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>>219400629
Polsters needed another boogeyman so now the jeet is up there with the joooooos
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>>219393745
>I mean I like tourist-core
Black-metal sissies, man...
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>>219399355
Grind is one of the permissible cores.
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>>219388265
>varg won btw
he certainly did. But he's also got royalties from music and his board game.
you can argue against the concept of homesteading (e.g. they're just white reservations that whites move themselves onto while their countries are taken away) but he has started a tiny tribe, he's got like 7 or 8 kids. Imagine if all his kids are just as prolific as he is?
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>>219400905
Yeah okay what's your niche shit that's better than Death
Gimne
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>>219401330
It doesn't have to be that nieche. Your picks were just exactly the ones you always hear "I don't like any metal except for *blank*" so my next recs wouldn't have been so nieche. Things like Gorguts, Cryptopsy, early Decapitated or Ulcerate. But if you want something a bit more obscure; Tyrants Blood, Iniquitous Deeds and maybe something like Theory in Practice.
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>>219402260
>I don't like any metal except for Necrophagist
That's a sentence nobody has ever said before.
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>>219402260
>Tyrants Blood, Iniquitous Deeds and maybe something like Theory in Practice.
Do you people really just find the most obscure mediocre generic death metal bands on the face of the planet and then listen to them to feel superior or what?
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>>219401012
fuck never thought I’d see this mentioned here. this is about my limit in extremity
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>muh metal is better than ur metal
This is why nobody respects metalheads
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>>219400370
There are loads of black metal groups from LatAm and Asia.

The most white genre is something like fantasy metal like Rhapsody or Viking metal.
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>>219387666
I love this movie so much because it's both hilarious and entertaining, while being a completely on-point satire of the young metal community - the constant one-upping, poseurchecking, the worst people rising to the top because more normal people are checking out. It's also a pretty good exploration of how it is to deal with grief while trying to look like a detached badass. A+ acting from everyone involved too.
I genuinely don't give a single shit about how allegedly inaccurate it is, I don't trust a thing Varg says and the whole "hurr durr I thought he threatened to kill and torture me" shit could just be lawyerslop.
The movie is true to life in a primordial way, regardless of its relation to the truth of the Mayhem affair.
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>>219388613
Pytten rated him as a capable drummer
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>>219399773
It was revenge for the christianization of Norway, and a lot of other things
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>>219387819
It’s always funny when obese uneducated americans call other people sissy. Europeans aren’t as detached from nature and mutated by modern amenities as americans.
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>>219404036
>Viking metal.
Tyr is my jam
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>>219404290
Love Tyr
Heidevolk is great too
Surprised how hard Dutch can sound
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>>219388411
he's a fjord nigger. the equivalent of a detroit nigga killing his "op" for "dissin a mf"
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>>219393396
I like Burzum and Peste Noire. Is Summoning black metal? Ulver I've listened to but I don't really remember anything about them. Burzum is just the best man, I don't know what else to say
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>>219400370
You don’t know about hard music/harder styles/whatever. Everybody jokes about how the festivals deflect non-whites.
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>start watching a bit of this
>the guy playing euronymous seems really familiar
>is that... macauly culkin somehow
>it's his brother
huh...
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>>219404036
>we wuz vikangz and shit
Awful music, gay af lyrics,cringe art that you can smell, yup it's fantasy metal
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>>219404534
There's lots of stuff like this even outside of music. Different races just tend to cluster together.
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Watching some of this on youtube it seems to be fully available there. Doesn't seem like a very good portrayal of Varg really. I'm not exactly a Varg scholar but I know a bit.
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>>219388613
>varg is a terrible musician
>single handily invents 2 music genres in 1 afternoon
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>>219405185
i think they purposely casted a nasally jewish actor as him to spite him
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>>219405133
>race
ngmi
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>>219405761
theres a billion genres of rap, all shit
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>>219406284
he was really reminding me of someone the entire time I was watching it but i couldn't figure out who. I liked the guy who played Euronymous but it also wasn't accurate to my knowledge
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>>219388155
Marduk was always my favorite. They may switch vocalists all the fucking time, but they keep the same sound & quality.
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>>219399355
Modern Heavy Hardcore is great. Grindcore, Deathgrind, Crust, etc. are all great as well.
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>>219404313
Oh and Korpiklaani when I feel like having a little fun.
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>>219387666
King Diamond absolutely mogs this gay shit.
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For me, it's
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>>219404036
>There are loads of black metal groups from LatAm and Asia.
Literally nobody gives a fucking shit about those
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>>219387666
Reminder Ronnie wouldn't shake Vargypoo's hand because Vargypoo liked the Scorpions
Murder was the only option

>>219403976
Yeah pretty much
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I like this :)
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>>219407738
Euronymous confirmed for shit taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs5NOrYYV2s
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>>219392441
Love how even though varg lives like a fucking hermit his daughter still is a fucking swiftie and doesn't give a shit about his gay metal music
taylor won varg fucking lost
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>>219407738
if you don't gatekeep your hobby it will be overrun by tourists who ruin it
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fellas am i gay if i listen to alcest

or worse, fr*nch
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>>219407926
Or... you could not be an incel
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>>219407934
Alectst, no. Amesoeurs, yes, gay and tranny.
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>>219392441
I'd give Varg's daughter a serve of pork sausage if you catch my general drift
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Stop Vargposting.
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>>219407926
I don't believe that any subculture would be worthy of not meeting girls
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>>219407090
If you're talking about how white a music genre is then that includes who's contributing to it.

Btw Euronymous literally said multiple Colombian bands, including Parabellum, were influential for him.
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>>219408117
>>219407960
sounds like you're just jealous that you didn't get to fuck trve kvlt BPD pussy
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>>219406336
cloud rap mogs all genres of music nigger
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>>219387666
>666
Nice
Anyway, despite how many black metal guys disowned this movie, it's probably pretty accurate to how things actually went down since it portrays them as a bunch of edgy teenagers who get into shit that's way over their heads. The only things I disliked about it were the made up girlfriend they gave Euronymous and the dude they cast for Varg. The Cohen (lmfao) dude they gave the part to was alright in terms of his performance but was way to fucking fat to play Varg.
Also Burzum is genuinely league's above every other black metal band before and since.
Filosofem > Det Som Engang Var > Belus > Hvis Lyset Tar Oss > Aske/Burzum
My top five ranking although almost every Burzum album is good imo
Thanks for reading my blogpost, I'm sure some fag is going to tell me Bumbum sucks but I only feel pity for their shitty taste in music
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>>219388116

Hviss lyset is the best black metal album
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>>219388488

>part of me thought and still thinks, it sucked that this whole thing blew up
>then again..people like to dress up
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>>219401330

Sadistic intent
Infester
Time ghoul
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>>219407011

Rip
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>>219392797
He had a 1 year old when he killed euronymous? Weird, never knew that
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>>219407918
Varg likes taylor
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>>219409334
He probably didn't either
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>>219408088
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>>219408088
Okay
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>>219387666
I like Varg but the fact that they cast a fat kike to play him is too damn funny.
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>>219404247
Pussy
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>>219387666
It's jewkino
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>>219400235
BI were fantastic and great musicianship, I love the prog and space rock elements but they also get very heavy. Emperor were next level, the live performance blows the studio versions out of the water. Isahan is just such a good frontman and his voice sounds amazing live. For black metal it was extremely high energy and good vibes, you can tell all of those guys just love performing.
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>>219402456
Wrong. In fact, of those one's, Necrophagist is the only one I've heard that of. The others just seem to fit the same bill.
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>>219402527
No. I also like The Black Dahlia Murder, Bloodbath , and Hate Eternal. But it is fun to find new stuff you like.



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