why are a-list actors and directors afraid to depict a dramatic shit onscreen? is pooping forever relegated to comedies?
Most people die on the toilet or in the shower, movies and tv shows don't depict that.
>>219394670It's like the first thing you see in Eyes Wide Shut
Gigi died takin a shit
because it's juvenile and doesn't further or advance the plot. I'm sure you could come up with a good reason for it, but the best auteurs have no need spend creative points into forcing your scat fetish on screen and commercial filmmakers know that general audiences don't want to see that sort of stuff. in short, no one is afraid of depicting a good hearty shit- they just don't want to.
Shitting is a humiliation ritual and no one wants to be reminded of it
In my movie the first image will be of my Anys shitting on the camera directly. After the turd hits the lens, the title of the movie appears: The Browning
I want to hold a cute girl's hand and hold eye contact while she takes a huge shit. That's true intimacy
>>219394670Do people really force out shits? You know it just comes out of your ass right, and you dont have to do anything?
>>219395843>>219395912i am obsessed with these types of videos. i love watching the girl do it. like you said humiliation ritual, its supposed to be this disgusting shameful activitiy, thats why they dont put it on screen. but thats why i like it
>>219395940You can give yourself a hemorrhoid if you try to push too hard
>>219395940If you have a weakness for steak, you gotta put in some effort sometimes. There's also something called constipation.
>>219394670I saw a webm of a japanese woman taking a massive shit from 3 angles on here a while back and it’s burned into my memory. Had to be a foot long log (which unfortunately broke in half during egress). Serious, on-screen shits are underutilized, I’d say.
>>219395940people with chronic constipation do. Usually because they eat either too little or too much fiber and drink too little water or their guts are just fucked up.Usually comes with age.
>>219395956Dangerously based
>>219395884>>219395912>>219395956>>219396069All German.
>>219395956>>219396164check out MFX studio then. they're from Brazil and are responsible for the 2 girls 1 cup video
>>219396069Women are capable of taking scarily large shits, maybe it's like a rehearsal for giving birth or something idk
>>219396298no i hate those types of videos. mfx sucks. i find amateur girls on the amateur sites for that sort of content.but as for op, its very obvious why shit never is talked about on screen, its pretty much the most disgusting thing there is.
>>219395940If you've never had a rock-hard shit rub against your prostate as it creeps out your ass, you've never lived.
>>219395940have you never known the pleasures of constipation?
>>219396370ah a man of taste then. Well there's plenty of JAV series that deal with that too, but since its all japan its just enama garbage
>>219395940sounds like some white privilege shit to me
>>219394670I learned they dont depict throwing up as realistic because it can make people in the theater throw up
>>219396069thats probably the series i know as well, i have many gb of those videos saved. theres usually 3-4 cameras set up, one on her face, one from the front between the legs, one in the toilet, maybe one on the side. it would be the most disgusting thing most people have ever seen, for those who arent severely mentally ill like me.
>>219394670as someone with IBS I wish they showed the utter discomfort of it. It's not funny to me, I feel Im dying.
>>219396487What about the vomit scene in Team America?
>>219396547Real throwing up involves a sort of wretching gag that never gets depicted instead of just liquid spewing and over exaggerated yells.
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>>219396507Ive had crohns since I was 11 anon. there were some WEEKS where every time I shit it felt like razor blades passing through my ass. I would wake up covered in sweat at 2am because of the pain. they eventually removed my entire colon and now I have a bag on my abdomen
>>219396842>now I have a bag on my abdomendo you even get used to this? i mean, the feeling and smell must be awful
>>219396336The first time my wife stayed over at my place at uni she clogged my toilet. She was so humiliated and ashamed but I was just impressed, it was a truly massive disgusting dump. It was indian brown and smelled like death.
sorry you watched this before your brain developed. enjoy your scat fetish.
>>219394670>dramatic shitit's not really something usualit's supposed to be some shit and that's it
>>219397057save some for me
>>219395940>IBS>fat>poor diet90% of my shits take like 20 minutes and are miserable
>>219396811Is this the grumpy dumpies?
>>219397126get on a low dosage of SSRIs. like 5-10mg. unironically cured all my stomach issues.
>>219394776You need an anatomy lesson anon...
>>219396010If I fuck up and have steak after 20-ish hours of fasting I straight up just piss out my ass, it's brutal
>>219395810>because it's juvenile?>and doesn't further or advance the plotplotfag detected, won't read any further
No one wants to see that.
That's just weird, man.
>>219395940crust status?
I wonder if any director is brave enough to be the first to have unsimulated poop coming out of an asshole in a scene
>>219396608>wretching gag that never gets depictedThat's not true. I can think of 2 instances (can't remember the names) of movies that included it. There's a TV show too.
>>219396842Oof. Sorry, anon. Even though it felt like razor blades, did it actually make your butthole bleed? Sounds like torture.
>>219394670Imagine if Emilia Clarke was forced to act out the finale to the ASoIaF books. Just fucking imagine it.
>>219402197I would rather not, honestly
In my first teen relationship I used to piss between my girls legs when she was on the toilet. God I had some good aim then.
