GEORGE YOUR COUSIN SHELLY IS TALKING TO YOU
big naked boobs with soap suds
didn't he fuck his cousin? in a van or something?
That's the first episode we see his mom. I wonder if his cousin was supposed to be a recurring character as well. But it's the last time we see her.
This is the most awkward george moment that he's apparently getting a rager 1 foot away from his gross mom and ugly cousin.
>>219398077i always thought she was gf material
>>219400126I don't know why but she's much more appealing to me than the porn nurse in the background
>>219398077>you know my cousin?>im going to date her
We all have that one female cousin, don't lie. We've all had those thoughts. Right guys? Right?
>>219401111Yeah her wedding is next month, I almost had a shot too at my grandmas funeral
>>219398077Rachel Sweet. She was a musician in the late 70s to early 80s, but her music career didn't work out. Recorded a few albums. Her music sounded kinda like Pat Benatar.She had a small talk show in nyc in the early 90s. Doesn't look as cute as she does with the glasses.
>>219401148Damn, I get it. I really do. Sucks more when they're the one girl you were most attracted to. I didn't grow up with mine and met her again after years when she was blossoming into a gorgeous young woman. Wasn't just the looks but she had a wonderful personality as well. Polite, smart and great to talk to. I rarely click with people but I clicked straight away with her. There was definitely a mutual attraction at one point. Now she's married and has kids. It's just an unfortunate part of life.
>>219401455I never realized that was her.>Her music sounded kinda like Pat Benatar.she did Shadows of the Night first, and her version is better, if less polished
>>219401653Agree about her version being better. I think her looks held her back.
>>219400010is it really? Damn I looked it up and it is, that's actually crazy she doesn't show up until Season 4
>>219401111my cousin looks like keira knightley and it makes me uncomfortable
>>219401788it sucks because her voice is great, basically female Springsteen but she just didn't get to make enough music
>>219400010kind of like when we meet Susan's parents earlier in season 4, we also meet her brother, but never see him again
>>219401030>>219400499attainable
>>219401111>one
>>219401834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eol7YK-Q4n4She did a skit on her talk show where she openly shitted on all her albums
>>219402115crazy even a random retarded girl can look better than johnny depp, makes you really reconsider the gay population
>>219401837The brother and aunt surely weren't going to be reoccurring. One is a young guy and the other a weird cripple, the parents only show up multiple times because they're the only family that matter when it comes to Susan and George. The real biggest crime is never seeing Elaine's father again, he should've been at least in 2 more episodes. I enjoyed how his demeanor scared everyone but Elaine.
>>219402896Larry Tierney never showed up again because everyone hated working with him, everyone always doesBut they still should have brought him back
>>219402896What about Jerry’s sister that is mentioned once but otherwise doesn’t exist?
>>219401837They were basically just there for the Cheever letter reaction at finding out their dad had a homosexual lover.
Are there any GOOD one-off characters besides Soup Nazi. Fags like these guys are always forgotten and never talked about, for good reason.
>>219405182Bookman and Doorman
>>219405230Damn you got me. Bookman goes incredibly hard. Also Elaine's father.
>>219398077Cousin sex is legal. Why do people in the show act like it's a big deal?
>>219401111>tfw i'm at the annual family reunion and the 20 year old big breasted, slim, blue eyed ,blonde distant cousin walks in
>>219405182I always liked Kramer's intern Darren
>>219405649Legal but not morally accepted.
>>219401111no it was totally normal that my same age cousin let me tickle the shit out of her all the time and feel up her feet just normal family stuff cousins doing cousins things nothing sexual about it totally normal
>>219408243It has no effect on other people's lives. Double dipping is objectively worse.
>>219405182The Mohel is personal favorite
>>219405182The Jiffy Park guy fucking slayed mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o9dFmUIz0w
>>219398117Wow that’s really …>*checks notes*…cool
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