i love the bleakness of these the dashed hopes
>>219398415dash my knobber on your face
>>219398415each movie, worse than the last
They're just too stupid.
>>219401166whatever stuff you fixated on that you're referring to, just doesn't matter. you watch things wrong
>>219398415you talk like a fag and your taste is horrible
If you forget about any connection to the movie Alien 1979 and just watch it as being the much needed movie of 'Roanoke colony', it's perfect
>>219398415in this universe humanity forgot to invent space suits and dont know what germs is.
>>219401583>you watch things wrongHow to watch this shit and not thing "How stupid are they?" every second?
>>219402775apply the same faculty you use when you put aside that it's just a 2d screen you're looking at, not real events
>>219401583>>219403168Prometheus and Alien Covenant are complete dogshitI will not turn my brain offI am a human being, not a chatbotI will judge things fairly, as we all must
>>219401583b-but, you HAVE to judge every single moment, word spoken, and action as if it were done by a rational robotic responsible highly intelligent person, ALL the time, every second of every movie, regardless of the character's circumstances and whether it's fiction!!!
>>219403541no you should turn your brain *on*. they're clearly only in space in some aesthetic sense and they're closer to being 1500s colonists. look up croatoan scratched on a tree. this is that. just turned out dr moreau was already on the promintory they found to start their colony.Prometheus IS a future story, that's the one where she hires a pack of dickheads to make sure her dad doesn't find eternal life, but everyone misses that she did that and thinks they are meant to be elite scientists
>>219403690>hires a pack of dickheads to make sure her dad doesn't find eternal lifeclever, didn't think about it like that
>>219403751to be fair it's only conveyed in one single line which is right when the movie is starting when most people were probably still stuffing around with their popcorn bucket. >those of you I hired personally... it's nice to see you again She personally hired the fuckass science team, not the ship crew because her intention was for the mission to fail in the sense of not finding eternal life for Weyland, not fail in the sense of people being killed or not making it back. She just wants the ship to come back empty handed, hence her also going personally to ensure that. It's not some stupid risk by her because while the science team should fumble the search, the competent pilot should not crash the ship
midwits only see the surface level issues of the movie such as the writing and actions of the characters. they fail to enjoy the worldbuilding and atmosphere that the movies excel at.David and Walter are the best parts of both movies.
>>219403964>>219403964I don't mind the scientists being ridiculous much, although sure it's relatively unrealistic, even if she purposely hired not so competent ones. Still a very cool film in enough other ways.
>>219403690derpwhat a poor excuse for a poor excuse for a film.there's nothing redeeming about it, it's just a shambling mess directed by a looney past his sell by date.bzzt bbzzttt MAL - FUNC - SHUN, bzzztt!we're all strong brave wimminzlet's spend sixty trillion on this experimental ship but fill it with drugged up primary school teacherslet's not take any weapons or military personneli - the daughter that wants it all to fail will go with this group of cartoon retards to ensure I die on a distant planetI'll also make sure no one in the crew is loyal to me, that'll definitely ensure my survivalI'll place my bets on the magic aliens having a chimp out and going UGGA BUGGA and punchy my father - even though I don't know there will be one in a magic cryo pod that only opens when you whistle a goonies tune.it's ALL fucking retarded and you're saturated with cope
