>Brad Pitt's actual name is William Bradley Pitt.I feel like I've been lied to my whole life
>Tom Cruise's actual name is Thomas Cruise Mapother IV.I feel like I've been lied to my whole life
>>219400735He dresses like a faggot
>>219401351It's a plain white t-shirt and some black pants. He couldn't be dressed more generically. If that's a faggot outfit then everyone is a faggot.
>>219400735How is this even possible
Wowowow how did they????
>>219400735>wired headphonesis he poor?
He should have called himself Billy Brad Pitt
>>219404294His parents should have named him Fite Pitt.
>>219400735his father was Robert Redford
>>219400735I do this but I'm india
>>219401543You can bet your ass it is some insanely overpriced piece of shit coasting entirely on brand. Phones had something like that called Zertu, basically gold plated Nokias with old buttons a decade into everyone using smartphones. Even more outdated than Blueberries but they cost like new car.
>>219400735>Metallica’s first manager was literally named Cliff BurnsteinIs everything actually made up by a round table of Jewish writers in all of Hollywood https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Burnstein
>>219404388It was weird seeing them together in a movie. Like successful cloning project.
>>219401543this pic is decade old
>>219401543Check this shit out. Measly 6000 poor dollars.
>Bill Pitt
>>219401543Wireless may fall out especially if you bike and it's also not that good. Buzzing noises aren't uncommon
>>219400735Literally impossible to do this in reality. The bike would immediately tip over and throw you on your ass.
>>219400735Timmy mogs
This unironically makes girl wet
>>219406217He got a parking ticket for this stunt.
>>219400735i hope you dont find out the actual name of winona ryder..
>>219400735Who rides a bike like that? Also, nice crankset, boomer.
>>219406867Chads do
>>219401543>poorBT headphones are like three bux
>>219406867It makes unmounting the bike like half a second faster or something
>>219400735fake, why does everyone post this
>>219400735he beat his wife and kids
>>219407850A bit weird that his headphones cables just kinda stop and don't connect to anything, don't you think, anon?
>Michael Keaton actual name is Michael John DouglasI feel like I've been lied to my whole life
>>219409882>Her complaint stated that he grabbed and shook her during the plane ride, strangled one of their children, and struck another in the faceI worked as a paralegal for divorce attorneys and have seen this bullshit a million times. Here's what this means when you cut through the intellectual dishonesty that attempts to frame him in the worst possible light:>He shook Jolie awake because she fell asleep and he was the only one looking over the kids who were being hyper during a flight>His hand was on the neck of one of the kids when he turned their head to face him so he could lecture them after they did something wrong>One of the kids was constantly pestering him while he was busy with something else so he swatted them away lightly and his hand briefly made light contact with their face
>>219407850this was in the UK so the coppers would have arrested him for riding without protective gear
>>219400735"Willy Pitt" is Bongland slang for a woman's vagina
Ashton Kutcher's first name isn't actually Ashton.
