>Gandalf the White? Gandalf the Fool!How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>219401742SNEED
>>219401742*light up some long-bottom leaf* tell me… friend… when did Saruman the wise… heh… abandon reason… for… heh… madness.
He said it to no one.
>>219401742Oh yeah? Saruman the White more like Saruman the BITCH
the first time I watched this film I thought he was going to rape Gandalf because he was shutting all the doors and smiling and I remember getting a boner I was born in 88 and this happened whenever the film first got released for renting so I was a youngster too
>>219401742>more like saruman the GAY LOL
>>219401742*deletes u from theatrical cut*
>>219401742the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be....unnatural
>>219401742Gandalf the shabbos goy pussy puppet for netanyahu. It's Trump.
>>219401742>without sounding mad?This is a black thing isn't it?
Whiter than you, Saruhammed.
>>219401862GOTTEM
>>219401879Tell me, is Sir Ian McKellen a relative or was he a friend of the family when you were growing up?
>>219401742You have no power here
>Gandalf the White? More like Gandalf the Early Life section!
Saruman? More like Sauronman
>>219401742SARUMAN THE STINKY!
>>219401742Saruman is seething because Gandalf stole his promotion. He doesn't need to respond to it. He already won.
>>219401742>Y-You too
>>219401742Gandalf wouldn't care. There are worse names.
>>219406371>Promotion They're both white, they're on the same pay grade
>>219401742>Saruman of Many Colors? More like Saruman the Gay
>>219407948Saruman stopped being white when he decided to join the darkies.
>>219401742Saruman the StupidSaruman the SillySaruman the WrinklySARUMAN THE STINKYYYYYYY
>>219401742I wouldn't say a single word to him; I would listen to what he has to say, and that's what no one did.
>>219401742I don't I listen to him sounding mad which is what nobody did
>>219407948>>219407975>When you reject the whiteness you become evil.What did Tolkien mean by that?
>>219408176He foresaw the encroaching darkness.
>SARUMAN WE ARE IN A GLOBAL, CIVILIZATION-THREATENING WAR, AND HERE YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A LITTLE NAME-CALLING CHILD, DO YOU THINK THIS BEHAVIOR IS APPROPRIATE TO YOUR STATION
>>219408498>DUDE THIS JUST LIKE WHEN VOLDEMORT…!Man child
>>219408008
Gandalf the Straight
Pretend to punch him and then when he flinches give him two for flinching.
>>219401879>I thought he was going to rape>I remember getting a bonerBased.
>>219401879>Bring the halflings to me alive, and unspoiled... rape the otherswtf Jackson?
