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star trek sex with shran
>>219402350I'm starting to think, this post if made by OP, before he tells us there is a new thread. It's the only way it could be first post in new thread.
>>219402531>Black guy makes a computer>It tries to kill everyone for no reason>In future, an entire institute is named after this nigga
>>219402713I am OP and just fyi, I am not the one making the Shran posts.
>>219402713I respect that guy's dedication to his autism, whoever he is. He doesn't seem to sleep.
Imagine pulling out of Uhura's stinky ass and seeing your thick white cum get farted out of her puckered black shithole right back onto your cock
>>219404253Imagine.
Ezri > Jadzia
>>219404628Morn > Jadzia
Morn 8=====> Jadzia
>Americans asleep, discussion dead
would you undress with m'ress?
>>219405261Probably nope. Bitch bites when she likes you.
>>219405367best girls do
>>219405367Just imagine how she'd mark you as her territory. Haha.
I finished watching the original series and the 6 first movies. Should I keep watching the movies or start the next generation?
>>219406157>Start Next Generation, because movies 7-10 are sequels to it.
>>219406230Thanks anon!
>>219406230>>219406293you really should not watch the TNG movies they are terrible. TAS is another option, it's aight.
>>219406310Ech, first contact is not bad. Thought it is a "turn your brain off and enjoy" experience. But Generations, Innsurrection (god I hate this movie) and Nemesis? Yeah, huge meh.
>>219406339Insurrection is an okay TNG episode script but not a great movie.
>>219406157You could just look up a watch order, but I am feeling generous enough to spoonfeed you.
>>219406157You should've watched TAS after TOS, go back and do that first. It doesn't take long to get through and has some absurdly hysterical episodes.
>>219406796>chronological viewing orderishygddt
>>219406854not him but those episodes are in continuity order
>>219406931Continuity = in-universe chronology, no?
>>219406972lots of things have zero continuity but maquis story does
What's with stardates anyway? Does anyone even know how they work?
>>219407014I think it’s funny when they do a captains log that they couldn’t possibly have ever recorded>Captain’s Log Supplemental: I’m in a coma, unconscious, fighting for my life. The ship exploded btw.
>>219407014it's the number of years since God created the universe, star trek is a creationist show
>>219407014What's with the Ferengi anyway? Why are they so amazing and are Q's chosen people?
>>219392145There's something about the Romulan Commander.>>219393117Otherwise Saavik 1.0. And Elaan.
>>219407242I wish Gene managed to push his idea, that Ferengi have visibly giant dongs. That would be amazing.
>>219406823honestly the movies dont even make sense without TAS
>>219405261I'm always taken aback by how deep and sultry her voice is, especially with how silly the other token bridge alien sounds
>>219407093A supplemental log might be one recorded after the fact thoughbeit
How well would Archer and his crew handle the Year of Hell from Voyager?
>>219408041They probably wouldn’t speak in the present tense however.I forget the sode but I was watching TNG the other day and thinking there’s no way he could’ve recorded that.
>be B'Elanna>old lady starts telepathically sending you her memories of the guy who fucked her pussy good
>>219408317Kazons would kill them all first week.
>>219408317Pretty well, given how well they handled the Xindi threat.
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>219408710>The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)Classic moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeUN2FHqeHE
>The numbers simply don't add up!
>>219408317Everyone in Star Trek can do everything Shameway and the Voyajerks did but better.
>>219408840i can never figure out if were supposed to believe one side or the other or its supposed to be unclear. dad is right an extermination is implausible. makes perfect sense that the regressives would die off. and the dream story ends with her telling the kids died off because they couldnt take care of themselves. seems like they were just a bunch of degenerates who got exiled because they refused to follow the rules and nothing of value was lost. or maybe they were supposed to give them infinity welfare and let them drag their whole society into the gutter? i just dont get it.
>>219407014Do people use the Roman calander on Earth since everyone's supposed to be athetist by the time we invent warp travel?
>>219409148they use stardates because earth is in space too
>>219408975I am inclined to believe the resettlement efforts weren't always voluntary, although yeah the Regressives weren't doing anyone any favors by willfully rejecting basic sanitation.
Do we know how many thralls Klingons and Romulans have under them? Their empires are pretty big.
Why didn't DS9 and Voyager adhere to the whole "no warp 5+ unless it's an extreme emergency" thing set up in TNG?
>>219409507It was a writing hazard.
>>219409507Although it was never mentioned in the series, the idea behind variable-geometry warp nacelles (which Voyager had) was that it would prevent damage to subspace and the ship could easily vary the shape of the warp field to maximize efficiency and speed.As for DS9, I guess writers just didn't give a shit enough to come up with anything.
>>219409507they kind of did use it, runabouts weren't fast and the defiant was often speed limited because of the cloak.
>>219409507That episode was brilliant commentary on empty corporate enviornmentalism.>Corpos in 2015: "We're launching a green initiave because we care so much about our carbon footprint!">Corpos in 2025: *Uses AI slop everywhere that's terrible for the planet because typing prompts into Chat GPT is cheaper than employing humans*
>>219409148Early TNG had them refering to regular years as XXXX A.D. which was surprising to me. I had to look it up but the whole B.C.E/C.E. thing hadn't taken hold yet even in academia.
>>219409507also i think we're supposed to assume VOYs omega particle shit was the result of that being bullshit
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I continue my search for my Terran Tomboy from this clip...
>>219409886https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Cecelia_Specht
>>219410028based anon, thank you
>>219409507Because first contact with the Dominion occurred straight after and Sisko said "lol fuck that shit, nigga"
*sniiiiiiiiff*
>According to George Takei, Tuvok actor Tim Russ made some changes to the script, immediately eliciting the writers to correct some discrepancies. (The Official Star Trek: Voyager Magazine issue 9) Takei explained, "He made script changes that made Tuvok's behavior consistent with Vulcan culture where the writers had been derelict. For example, the script suggested that Tuvok had an affair with a non-Vulcan before his pon farr. He made sure that was corrected." (Star Trek Monthly issue 22) Additionally, Russ inadvertently drove Brannon Braga to include more about Tuvok's backstory in the episode than had originally been scripted, being particularly instrumental in the writing of what Tuvok says to Janeway while in his bunk aboard the Excelsior. "Initially that whole speech wasn't in there, a page and a half of dialogue," Russ revealed. "She asked me, 'What made you come back to Starfleet?' and [Braga] had written some line which really wasn't consistent with Vulcan character. I said, 'Brannon, the line itself doesn't work.' So I said, 'Give him a real reason why he came back to Starfleet.' I expected a paragraph, and I ended up getting a page and a half of dialogue. Things like that do make a difference." (Cinefantastique, Vol. 29, No. 6/7, p. 100)based
>>219410229>Listen up lower decks, good shepard needs her feet cleaned. Start licking.
>>219410301based autist
allamaraine
>>219410301
Do you think this guy with his little room at the very bottom of Voyager stays in there when the ship lands? I don't think I could handle the view out that window, I would probably shit myself.
>>219409779why would that surprise you? BCE literally means AD but gay. its the most retarded forced change in academia.
>>219402713>It's the only way it could be first post in new thread.no it isn't.t. shranbae
>>219410978youre not the real one.
>>219411004i am the real one and i'm the only one afaik
>>219410647>>219410171Paramount will own Sesame Street if the Warner Bros deal goes through. There is a non zero chance a crossover could happen.
>>219410957Just bringing it up at all surprised me, it's not like if Picard hadn't said it, we'd think his pulp New York gangster holonovel must be set in 1940 B.C.
>>219402713The early threads are being made by the Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy.
I used to be upset that Intendant Kira doesn't die, but now I like the idea of an evil dominatrix hag still being out there, raping young men and women.
>>219411250I used to be upset that intentant kira existed at all and I still am. mirrorverse is for stupid one off episodes, not a 6 part saga because the main show fucking sucks
Voyagerms are getting uppity again.
I wonder what interesting episode of TNG is on today...>The Enterprise discovers a planet whose inhabitants then proceed to kidnap several children from the ship in order to perpetuate their own race - including WesleyUh
>>219412027Stop acting like a /co/ spic or an /a/ SEAmonkey
>>219402340so was Daystrom vibe coding in the 23nd century.
Should I watch Baskin Trek or Pickle Trek?
>>219412850Forgot pic.
>>219412883orville's the best of the not-trek shows but its still got the godawful jokes from time to time
>>219412469>planet has no crime>dont bother looking up whyi am here to relieve you of command, of your penis.
>>219412850>Should I watch poop coming out of an ass or piss coming out of a dick?
>Dax: are you saying you've never had a female friend?>Odo: I consider Major Kira a friend>Dax: that's not what I meantSowing the seeds even in season 2
>>219412959as early as season 2 Dax was already fucking worthless and only in scenes to do pointless gossip like this
They should do a prequel series set between First Contact and Enterprise
>>219410978Fine. You live with OP, and know when he posts new thread. Maybe even give a head for heads up.
>>219412850Lower Decks has bard first few episodes, but it really grew on me later.
>>219412915This. If you don't care for MacFarlane's humour, you'll struggle with at least the first season of The Orville
Do you prefer TOS Zefram Cochrane or FC Zefram Cochrane? How do you even explain this discrepancy?
>>219412469>kidnap several children from the ship in order to perpetuate their own race*the white race
>>219413074no they shouldnt. we already know what happens.
>>219413153you're retarded
>>219413200Don't you want to see the ships they were using before the NX class was rolled out? Don't you want to see the early struggles of mankind after WW3 while they were adjusting to being part of a larger universe?
>>219413191the only desrepancy is that they didnt show him relocating to alpha centuri to do the rest of the warp development
>>219413191First Contact and Enterprise aren't canon.Neither is TOS for that matter.TNG-DS9-VOY is all you need; everyone has already seen the famous TOS episodes and Wrath of Khan via pop cultural osmosis.
>>219413253not really. especially not the way they would do it. those are the kind of stories that really only work as one or two eps out of 25. also the point of star trek is not how humanity solves all its problems its what humanity would do after all the problems are solved.
>>219413253Once Enterprise got going their technical limitations at the start fell away and it became barely distinct from the TNG era, any other shows would probably suffer the same fate
>>219408710>writing and producing partnerWhy do they always pair up like this?
>beaming out while sitting downIs that wiseI guess at least it being Odo means he can recover quickly when he rematerialises
>>219413347all on screen events fit well enough that both are canon. there are a few conflicts but everything can be explained easy enough. its not like a centuries old intersellar empire was completely destroyed by the loss of a single star system. there would be no way to fit that into canon.
>it's a contrived reason for TNG elements to show up in the Delta Quadrant / 22nd Century 'sodeThe ol' B&B Special as I like to call it.
>>219413392they never get a tractor beam or shields and dont use the transporter casually until season 4. cant expect much more than that. half of trek problems are caused by technology not working and solved by inventing a new method on the fly. its going to look the same narratively
>>219402795>The Changeling>not a shapeshifter>nothing to do with Founders at all
>>219411021huzzah
>Who Mourns for Adonais?>episode is about Apollo>no one named Adonais appears in the episode at all
So do they just beam up and down across the gap or what? What do they do in an emergency?>Captain, main power's down!>bridge to engineering... bridge to engineering, respond...>damn it, Lieutenant, send a carrier rat through the strut
>>219413921/trek/ newfags are such sub-zero IQ mongoloids I can't tell if this post is serious or not
>Q Who>everyone already knows who Q is>Qpid>Q plays the High Sheriff of Nottingham, not Cupid>Who Mourns for Morn?>clearly shows everyone would mourn for him at the beginning of the episode>The Thaw>nothing thaws out of ice>One>there are clearly two people on the ship not in stasis
>>219414202Daily use of the Jefferies tubes
Computer, activate the Emergency Command Hologram.
>>219414856Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Imagine Trump disclosing this
>>219415057*Command emergency
>>219414202Grav-plated chutes and ladders
>>219415120the cgi effects are complete shit. id rather a pencil sketch
>>219415161Ah. Well. Computer, shut down emergency medical hologram.
>>219415461And activate...The ECHhttps://youtu.be/XWB9cQJ_HmU?t=51
Computer, activate the Emergency Shran Hologram.
>>219415960Please state the nature of the Shran emergency.
Poor midget Uhura, look how high that thing is for her
>>219416017Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
>it’s a secular hijab OKAY??
I'm watching Voyager. I remember bouncing off of it my first time for some reason, but now I'm enjoying it more. I think it was because the idea of having "TNG-lite" didn't seem as appealing right after finishing DS9 (which I loved)
>>219416271MA is past tense. verb tense consistency is important. just as important as verb tense is reminding them that women in many religions and cultures wear head coverings and there is nothing to indicate that the characters are muslim. if you have access I encourage you to make the change, tactfully.
>>219417550>there’s no evidence the pointy white hood and robes is a clansman outfit
>My father once said, man does not own land. Anyway, wan't to join my terrorist organization to fight for our land?
>15 million Bajorans died during the occupationI'm not saying the camps didn't happen but does that number seem kinda high to anybody else?
>>219417736Chakotay has always had an interest in terrorism. He studies it in his free time.
>>219417969It’s extremely low actually. The entire planet was occupied. There are 8 billion Bajorans. We have around that number of people right now and every year around 700,000 people commit suicide worldwide. But I’ve never even known anyone who’s killed themself
>>219414328>Duet>Nobody sings a duet>It’s just a lizard crying about war crimes for 45 minutes
>>219417736Sure, teach me some old tricks from your movement that has been around for about a year.
>>219417666theres literally a spanish sect of christians that wears white robes with pointed hoods. so maybe shut the fuck up, retard.
>>219418469>im just really into Chaplin
>>219417969it was 50 years and a lot of the innocents were murdered by terrorists like kira
>>219418513micheal jordan had a toothbrush stash a couple years ago. get out of the cave and use your brain a little.
>>219418207>The Inner Light>the light that kills off their civilization is coming from outside>Whispers>everyone talks at a normal volume>The Killing Game>the Hirogen have it set up so their prey are never killed>Flesh and Blood>they're holograms so it's not actual flesh or blood
>>219418666He only got away with it because he was black tho>I’m just really into Indian culture, it actually means peace
>ODO!>did you accidentially allow 3 bajoran drug addict convicts to be executed for a crime they probably didnt commit instead of waiting for them to be inevitably commit another crime and be executed?
DS9’S Blood Oath is how you PROPERLY bring back legacy characters for a sendoff. While also continuing to move your own cast forward.
starfleet, all the vedics, odo, quark, rom, and garak all collaborated with the cardassians during the occupation but thats okay because they didnt like ginger tea. if kiras mom had only known this should could have been dukats whore without betraying kira.
>>219419459should have been a tng worf episode instead of that gay shit with the romulans. ds9 fucking sucks. mostly because of dax but also because of everyone else
>>219419489The real question is, was Nog a collaborator?
>>219419459>bring kor back 2 more times because dax is useless and boringlmao, even
Watching the Artemis livestream and listening to Faith of the Heart on loop
>>219419563he was too young but the mirrorverse tells us he definitely would have collaborated given the chance
>>219415057Meds for the Dex hater and BBC for Dax.
>>219419459They should have had them in TOS makeup and just never acknowledged it
>>219419605What do they do on the moon in the 24th century? I know Mars is a shipyard, is the moon a hospice center?
>>219419699its been built up with many large dome cities. 50 million people live on the moon.
>>219419605
>>219419797Gravity plating takes care of the only real issue of living there longterm, if reduced gravity is even that bad for you longterm.
>>219418647Yet it participates in military operations. Curious!
>>219420717Starfleet is a space navy. They just act like peaceful explorers. At least the Terrans are more honest.
>>219420849starfleet is earths space navy. theyre primary mission is exploring the galaxy to make contact with other intellegent life. their armamants are justified by the the dangers inherit in exploration. it is the entangling alliance of the federation that sometimes forces starfleet into military service. because the other members arent as wealthy or powerful as starfleet they defer to starfleet to do all the military shit and only toss in some support services once in awhile. much like NATO.
They should make a series about Paris and Janeway's kids
>>219412915One thing that's interesting to me is the race that presents itself as all male and all gay. One of their marriage rituals involves one of them running away, and the other chasing them down to have sex with them. The runner does their best not to get caught, and thus, not fucked. There's also a story arc where it's revealed that the species is not all male, but there's a very low percentage of females who generally have state mandated gender changes or go live on a single, secret planet in exile/isolation from the rest of the species. Those who refuse to have their gender reassigned either live in secrecy or are straight up killed at a government black site.Really kind of wild.
>>219421360better as one epsiode in an anthology series.
>>219421460the orville never recovered from that retarded gay shit and no amount of trust funding will ever change that. could get 300 episodes without anyone really watching it.
>>219422165They lost me when they tried to convince us it's not date rapist guy fault that he's a date rapist.
I'm happy that she stopped walking into walls, spilling coffee, and became a captain.
>>219402340This is a good AI episode but it has a huge flaw in that the M5 kills hundreds of federation people but yet kirk and McCoy are laughing and cracking jokes at the end even though they would be court martialed and have to go to hundreds of funerals.
>>219422450Fuck's sake who DOESN'T become a captain eventually?
>>219423713Harry Kim
>>219423713Tasha Yar
>>219422311i dont know anything about that. as I implied, i didnt make it past the forces transexual gay aliens.
>>219422620i think that was just Gene insanity of having the mindset that humans would no longer feel grief and sadness about death. it was why they had to change that one episode where that kid's mom gets killed on an away mission and he just acts like he's fine because, in Gene's mind, he actually would be just fine. I think it was Rick Berman who was like "Yeah that's not gonna fly it's just too unrelatable for a normal person" and they had to rewrite the episode to make the conflict about something else
>>219423713its only a parody. its funny because she was incompetent. couldnt even handle a couple of crewman dying
>>219423713According to SFA wall of fame, quite a few didn't. But I don't remember specific names now.
>>219423850Kek
219422450Everyone looks alike in this stupid family guy artstyle
>>219423948Now I'm sad>>219424597Would you a Star Trek animu?
>>219424597Cram it, POOFTER!
>>219418647yeah and NATO is a defensive alliance
>>219418647Even Stargate gave its archeologist a gun.
>>219423984I’m rewatching TNG season one now. Haven’t gotten to Skin of Evil yet (because it’s terrible) but I’ll keep an eye out for how the rest of the season handles Tasha’s death. I don’t remember there being much grief after her Windows XP funeral scene though.
>>219424804>In my future, humans are evolved into higher state of morality, no wars, no crimes, no bad things whatsovere, everyone live in utopia>Except for Tasha Yar, who grew up on rape planet, lol
Just 10? Must be part 1 from 245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP31GfrKz2g
>>219425175Rape is part of Gene's utopian vision.
>>219425175The Federation destabilized Turkana IV for natural resources. Therefore creating the war and rape gangs that terrorize the planet.
>>219424931It is
>>219425175Even the cats? my God, Bones.
its amazing how many defining moments in trek are in episodes that casuals consider bad.
>>219405146I won't lie, the Harry Mudd episodes were great
>>219404253Just imagine when Gene pushed out his red yahzik a mile and a half to lick that grahzny, vonny booty.
>>219404253>Imagine pulling out of Sulu's stinky ass and seeing your thick white cum get farted out of his puckered yellow shithole right back onto your cock
>>219413191You can't compare today with yesterday by examining it through the same lens. When the character of Zefram Cochran was first portrayed on screen, it was a different time, and the people who were making the show, along with their audience, held values and beliefs that differ in many ways than those who were involved in the writing and presentation of the character in First Contact, which I would describe as a black-pilled perversion of the original character presented in Metamorphosis.The people in that earlier time were motivated by values and beliefs that championed the idea of enlightenment as being reserved to those who would aspire to goodness and heroism above the more common aspects of the human condition.Over time, what somehow overtook society, through the efforts of those who wish to do away with or destroy such enlightenment, was their own creation of the anti-hero. Through their efforts, the idea of what was, or was not a hero, was eventually changed into something less than it had been, something more common, something less good, something that has systematically raised the general esteem of those who do evil. Ergo, we have arrived at a point to where the idea of the original hero has been successfully perverted, and reduced to an object of suspicion of ulterior motive.
>>219421217Agreed. Now if there were only a way to convince the founder of the Federation, and it's precursor, the Space Force, to dissolve our political entanglements with the Ferengi homeworld, we might actually be able to focus more on exploration of our universe, as well as solutions to the improvement of the human condition than we presently do on military armaments and war.
>>219426744I cannot, no I WILL not!
>>219427842If we do that then neighboring systems will attack Ferenginar for all the things the Ferengi have been doing to them over the last several decades.
>>219412850kek, it's kino!
>>219426223He looks a lot like a gay guy that was a part of my group of friends in highschool.
>>219427973I don't really see a problem with that.
>>219413191I explained yesterday that it was his arc through rebuilding and launching the Phoenix to regain his hopeful vision after the devestation of war and become the great role model he is known as in the future. First Contact is far from perfect but that was probably the most interesting part of it.
>>219428290Neither do I, but then I'm not a Ferenginar supporter.
>tfw if I'm around to post about Weyoun and how much I like him and how great he is no anons pick up the slack >they constantly talk about Worf tho pain
>>219428105kek, that poofter was me!
>>219428728not around*
My only regret in light of Weyoun's untimely demise is that the Dominion cloning moon was destroyed, denying me the chance to kill him again and again and again.
vulcan loli
>>219428851Weyoun was a nice lil fella, he let Jake and Nog have the baseball card.
>>219428513We reach, Brother.
Which Trek is the horniest?
>>219402340What the fuck was up with Souji's actor?Her inclusion in season 2 feels mandatory, and the subplot is so pointless it could be ignored altogether.Was she given two season contrack? Wasn't STP meant to be a limited series?
>>219429319You'll wanna ask /nutrek/, nobody around these parts watched that crap.
Does Data identify as male or female? Does he ever say specifically which?
>he’s just a friend
>>219429453They bring up android gender in Measure of Man and The Child. Soong Androids choose their gender and pronouns at birth.
>>219412883I can't even look at the Orville's mud daubing security chief without thinking how much she looks like Dylan Mulvaney.
>>219430091>birthなに
>>219430194Shot straight out of Soong's man-uterus
>>219429042he was nice wasn't he? he made friends with that kooky Dr. Giger
>>219429205Did someone say horny?
>>219430262Mpreg, in MY Star Trek??
>>219423971Just Google Darulio, played by Rob Lowe
>>219430563it's like you're a fucking tourist who doesn't even watch Star Trek
>>219430379Jaffa, KREE
>>219430379One of the prettiest Trekfus for sure.
They should've used something resembling the TOS costume for the Gorn in Enterprise instead of the CGI thing they did.
>>219428728It's a shame how Kai Wynn's story ends with her fucking her culture's equivalent of Hitler+Antichrist and turning into a satanist. Feels wasteful.
Fuck post ENT trek.
So many transgender = funny Ferengi episodes in ds9
>>219429942I genuinely don't know why Sisko decided to give Rugel back to his biological father.
>>219432088To fuck with DukatThe exact opposite thing happens in the same situation in TNG:Suddenly Human oddly enough
>>219429453He has a fully functional cock and balls
>>219432168So do many women
>>219431542For all the complaints I have about the use of the Gorn in SNW, I was pleasantly surprised to find out it was all practical effects, puppetry and animatronics.
>>219432210What the fuck are you talking about
>>219432168It’s probably something he screws on and off. No sense to always lug it around. Most of the time he’s a cuntboy. The most efficient gender
i like academy
>>219432647Not enough mesugaki
>>219432416When he banged Tasha Yar, he didn't have to go back to his room and get it, he fucked her right then and there. I could easily see it being retractable, though. He's the ultimate grower-not-shower.
>>219432758Maybe it’s in the computer’s replicator memory.
>>219432647conversion therapy is legal again. you should try it.
>>219432647We all do.
>>219431587>It's a shame how Kai Wynn's story ends with her fucking her culture's equivalent of Hitler+Antichrist and turning into a satanist.it's literally not a shame, it's based. I have no idea what show you were watching
>”I'm sorry, but it's time he learned that when it comes to accumulating profit, women are as capable as men.”>literally makes Quark lose all his Gamma quadrant profits not 2 minutes earlier because she was emotionalIs there a single moralizing episode that isn’t completely undercut by the script’s actual plot? I swear it happens every single time they try.
>>219432647You're a little late for April Fool's
>>219432806>Computer, one Datadildo, fully erect.
I would literally abuse and gaslight Data so much if I was on that crew. We’d fuck with him like mean girls in junior high
>>219433096I've got mixed feelings about the whole Pah-Wraith story arc as a whole. On one hand, Dukat's entire Hitler to Antichrist arc is funny as fuck and Alaimo's performance is fun. On the other hand, it's frankly kinda retarded if you take it remotely seriously. Kai Winn is just swept up in all that as an additional casualty.
>>219435372for Dukat it's utterly retarded but for Kai Winn it's the culmination of her ALWAYS being a blaspheming evil cunt who was only ever after power for herself
>>219431693He did nothing wrong
>>219423850Only in alternate timelines. ...and small ship named after smallest state was intentional joke here.
>>219424804Star Trek Animatrix, onegai
>>219424804>Would you a Star Trek animu?Which race would make the best token loli?
>>219435922that's a bit shit, meant to post this one
>>219435372>Kai Winn is just swept up in all that as an additional casualty.oh shit you cast a fire spell, now I'm dead
quark is awesome
>>219435922>>219436266That made me throw up a little. Keep your shipslop away from trek.
>>219436550
>>219436550You ned a stronger constitution, anon
>>219436699
>>219436404its almost as if it was only supposed to be winn at the end but they fucked it all up because people like dukat more than sisko
At the time of its release, was TOS a big production or was it the equivalent of a CW show?
>>219438883it was not a cheap show
>>219435922>Star Trek Animatrix>anthology of animated shorts by different directors set in the wider Star Trek universeFund it, fuck it fund a season of it.
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>>219424044>>219433337Did she suffer any consequences? No?Well then, that WAS the actual plot...As well as the "moral" you were expected to learn.
>>219439408No.
>>219439118They did have a tight budget though.
>>219442958Uhura had a tight pussy too
Alright guys, watching DS9 S2 E18 "Profit and Loss" with a nice mug of Onions Milk.
I just realized that in Future's End Part I, Tuvok makes an incredibly illogical statement. He argues that taking a taxi, rather than stealing a truck, would have far less temporal impacts. That couldn't possibly be true, as stealing a truck directly impacts 1-3 people who may or may not use it, and several more officers if they report it stolen, whereas hailing a taxi immediately alters every single other person's cab rides, who they ride with, and their times. That's 25-75 people per taxi per day minimum, not including the driver or other drivers and their passengers, that are directly impacted by their interference.
>>219446227What? If they steal a truck then what about the load that the truck is presumably carrying? What about when it doesn't show up? There would be investigations from all over the place.
>>219442226You'd rather more ACK instead?
>>219446399No, it's like a normal pavement princess truck, it's not carrying anything, private property. I don't think even Tom could parse 12 gears in a big rig.
>>219446519No.
>>219446612Message received, funding additional seasons of Lower Decks as a compromise
>>219446586Oh right, it's been a while since I've seen the episode. We call those 'utes' here, not trucks where I'm from. I see what you're saying now.
I liked the Nog ptsd episode even though it seems weird no one on DS9 is concerned about Fontaine basically being a life form or worried he pulls a Moriarty
>>219446917Ah, understandable. Australia or NZ? I visited south NZ once, lots of cool places, and they hooked me on ANZAC biscuits.
>>219410957AD and BC forever.
>>219447418Australia. ANZAC biscuits are elite
>>219446704No one cares.
>>219403279I happened to see this a few years ago and it was like I had never seen it before. Sort of weird how having caught the show off and on since the 70s there could be an episode I had never seen before but I suppose it's possible. Anyway, this episode gave me the creeps and I was sorta freaked out when they started brainwashing them. Very effective episode the first time you see it.
>>219447685They really are, especially if you're already a fan of normal or no-bake oatmeal cookies.
>>219447962I apologize for upsetting you, ensign anon.I assure you that it was unintentional.
>>219448143An actual geriatric /trek/ poster. How old are you?
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>>219403279Was it ever explained why everyone on the planet chimps out for one hour every day?
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>>219449096This pic reminds me. Why did the producers decide to demote Tuvok and Tom Paris halfway through VOY S1? They started as Lt. Cmdr and Lt., then went down a half-pip.
>>219403279>I know PD and everything but this society is actually demonic and does not have the right to exist so I'm ending it.Based Kirk
>>219449381It was the will of Landrew.
>>219449476theyre not just ranks theyre commissions but iirc paris fucked something up and got demoted though.
>>219442165She had to run away to the gamma quadrant thiughbeit
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>>219449472Cheers old timerYou're here forever
>>219449939>thiughbeit
>>219450314Belay that, intruder alert, security to the bridge
