Why was it such a colossal failure?
>>219402835I used to finger my cousin on holidays and sniff my fingers all day long afterwards
>>219403174Did he like that?
>>219402835Uncharismatic lead actor
>>219402835The cat doesn't talk. They should've had the cat talk.
>>21940331990% of why I watched Sabrina when I was growing up was the talking cat and Hart's fat ass.
>>219402835Kiki is bad at acting
>>219402835poor choice of protag
The show was bad
>>219403914Body double
>>219402835Because it sucked and Netflix pulled the plug when covid hit. And the FTM tranny arc was so stupid. >I'm a boy now >I want to join the basketball team as a scrawny and short "boy">*Sabrina uses her magic to make her friend look good during the tryouts*I watched the show a few years ago mainly because Kiki is cute in it. I liked it in general aside from Seasons 3/4. But now that it's been a few years and any fervor i had on first viewing has worn off, I've realized how shit all of it is.
>>219403174>tfw never got any incestuous experiences jk, my older sister and I felt each other up pretty hard once
Normie chics dont really dig on violence and shit.
>>219403319>>219403385Based Salem fans.
>>219402835No laugh track>>219403385>Hart's fat assThey made her look hot every episode without it being obvious and cringe like Married With Children.
>>219407125Im sorry I like my cheesecake obvious and dont mind how convoluted they get. Look up the megan price sitcom scenes with a car wash and an elevator. Hot!
>>219407320No yeah I definitely rubbed it to that show where she was married to Donal Logue before I figured out Internet porn. But she didn't carry an entire show with charm like MJH had to. And MP was a hog with big boobies. MJH had to stay fit so they could fit her into leather pants or skintight cocktail dresses.
>>219402835 Didn't this show have like 4 seasons? That's pretty good. Is Riverdale still on air?
>>219407320anyone who uses the term cheesecake is secretly a fag
>>219409321I think they use to use that term over on /co/ for the hot, buxom comic book women. Of course, with comics taken over by the Leftist activists, those types of women are disappearing.
>>219402835I just want to jump in here and say that I haven’t had such a uniquely fun time watching a tv series as I did when I watched the new Sabrina. Every choice they made and completely committed to was progressively more ridiculous and bonkers than the last. The characters were silly, a lot of the acting was terrible, the choices they made were inexplicable, but holy shit by the time they had the “hunt” where the girls dressed up as wolves and chased after the shirtless boys through the woods, I was sold and watched the entire thing to the end. No one in the world can stop me from suggesting that people give it a chance, not because it’s good, but because it was fun.
>>219403914Her hag face ruins it.
