What would you do if you could teleport like the Jumper?
>>219405314Steal money from the bank
>>219405314Rape people on the other side of the planet
>>219405314My enemy's home, so I can do everyone a favor and remove him from existence
>>219405314in the book he was jewish, cried about getting molested, and killed palestinians, i think i'd probably do the opposite of all of that
>>219405314Fuck SEA monkies on my lunch break
>>219405422>bookThere was a book?
>>219405314Clean up the streets by grabbing nonwhites and teleporting them into the sky then letting go and teleporting back to the ground and watch them go splat. Repeat until my country is 100% white. Also I would “deal with” all the political traitors and the bankers and lawyers and judges etc.
>>219405443yes it was based on a book, the later ones in the series have his teleporting non-binary genius daughter fight the patriarchy
>>219405559Wow that's so cool
>>219405436Based
>>219405576thank you
>>219405470Azazeal but trump cultist?
>>219405314rape
>>219406075>TDS out of nowhereseek help, thirdie
>>219405314Teleport to the moon and then die
>>219405314I'd set up a comfy moon base and make money as a moon taxi for people and cargo
>>219405314>>219406191I'd be so fucking scared of accidentally teleporting somewhere lethal, holy shit>think about the sun for a few seconds>die instantly
>>219405314I wouldn't jump to the places in that poster that always have hordes of people watching them
>>2194053142 chicks at the same time
Teleport Trump and Netanyahooo into Iran.
>>219405422>jewishWas he? Didn't knew if it's true.
I would repeatedly jump where there were no people and then if i see someone approach i jump away again
1. Acquire money2. Acquire the finest poon3. Fight against criminals4. Launch corrupt and traitorous politicians into orbit
>>219405314Rent my jumping powers to a billionaire family for 10-20M$ a year.
>>219406189Out of nowhere?! You literally described the entire maha cult word for word. Go watch so.e theo von, disingenuous clownshoes. Make sure avi gets more funds for the genocide and distraction war.
>>219406332They are just iconic locales. I would definitely go to shibuya and bang chicks. I dont think most people would believe their lying eyes if they saw someone pop out of existence.
>>219406888>>219407344You guys would like the book, the stars, my destination. Its the count of monte christo in space!
>>219407449most books are in space
Teleport into the air and then gain momentum falling down and teleport into your moms pussy at 9.8 m/s
>>219405314I would teleport to the studio, steal all the scripts and stop them from making this movie
>>219405314>The OC actress, 41, who previously dated comedian Bill Hader, revealed she did not have an orgasm during sexual intercourse until she was 38 as she waxed lyrical about intimacy in a conversation with comedian Whitney Cummings.>Bilson declared: 'Isn't that crazy?' as she recounted her experience, but did not reveal who she shared the encounter with.>Cummings then revealed she was able to orgasm through intercourse in the last year after quitting birth control.>Last year Rachel confirmed her previous romance with Hader, which ended in 2020, the year she turned 39.>Bilson was previously in a decade-long on/off romance (and 18-month engagement) with actor Hayden Christensen, which ended in September 2017. The pair share a daughter Briar-Rose, eight.
>>219405314>dress up as the grim reaper>teleport to someone important giving a television interview>as fast I possibly can, touch their shoulder and instantly disappear with them>that's itThe entire world would lose their shit thinking Death is real, and scan those 5 frames of him endlessly.
>>219407731low class bitch, wonder what he did to piss her off that badly
>>219406075>trumpI am the anon you replied to and he has to go too.
>>219405314I wouldn't teleport at all. I'd walk, which is what no one did.
>>219407911As someone who had to walk from the mall as a teen, I would have enjoyed teleporting.
Flock cameras and palantir are making teleporting impossible. They are trying to stop the next evolution of humans.
>>219405314Sounds like a good way to save on car payments and gas money.
>>219405470you could do that non stop the rest of your days and it wouldn't make a dent
>>219405314doordash
>>219405314I just want to say this is one of the greatest/coolest movies ever and it not getting a sequel fucking sucked hard.Also if you don't like this movie I disregard all your movie opinions. Essentially it's my movie litmus test.
>>219408662Watch the tv series, impulse. Has a hot blonde teen as a main character.
>>219408548They would very quickly begin to flee en masse to escape El Demonio Que Teleporta. Within a year your country would be as white as God intended.
>>219408774Does it have the same feel and vibe as the movie? That's very important to what Jumper was.
Become the best in literally every racing sport, what are they gonna do? Make "no teleporting" rules? Based on what? It would be pure discrimination against the superior abled. I would wreck basketball, football and whatever other shit sports there are as well.
>>219406300They can teleport a good amount of matter around them, cars and even part of a building, you should ALWAYS teleport with a big bubble of atmosphere in case of wrong destination.
>>219406300What if I think about anime
>>219409092You teleport into a noose
Kill pedophiles, lobbyists, and people at the top of big business and government.Get training as an EMT or something similar to help people in emergency situations that the regular first responders can't reach.Find the people who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot and teleport it in front of their vehicles when they try to drive away.
>>219408869>tfw they all start worshiping you and giving you sacrifices >tfw edgy schizo anon falls in love with the people he sought to eradicatekino
>>219409120That's how you get into Balamb Garden tho
>>219408869True, if they got wind that someone was killing them based on race, they would flee immediately.
>>219409257>>219408869Mexicans are very catholic and enjoy a bit of the ol' syncretism>they think El Demonio only kills bad mexicans, eventually he becomes El Santo Teletransportador>America sees an influx on catholic mexicans in pilgrimage hoping to have an experience with him>America goes from 56% to 86%, but becomes the most traditional catholic nation on earth>anon saved America from globohomo, but ended white peopleVery Paul Atreides-esque, very kino. Someone fund it.
>>219408919Its the beginning and discovery of her powers. I didnt get past the first 3 episodes when they were free. Remember youtube red?!
>>219409421Are you the same anon that noticed a chocobo in the confederacy of dunces book cover?
>>219405406This is why Indians are never granted any powers.
>>219409871Yep, I've had it for like 15 years now lol. Since I had google music.
>>219409959Jeez, I dont even know many shows I missed out on because they were exclusively on yt red. How is google music different than spotify?
>>219405314teleport inside the earth to prove that it's hollow
>>219406763based
>>219410008Yeah every time I looked on red I never really found anything but I never dug too deep. Google music became Youtube Music. It's best feature got removed though which was that you used to be able to upload your own library and listen to it anywhere. Youtube music is better than spotify by a mile imo because you get ad free youtube included with it and you can listen to stuff that's not properly released if it's still uploaded through youtube.
>>219405314Jump to the moon and die.
>>219409213>cart narcs if he had superpowers
>>219405422I read a quick synopsis and none of that is in there.
>>219409720I'd watch it
>>219409720White Americans are already turning Catholic without spicaloons helping them though. It's a bit of a wash
>>219410179society is healing
>>219410179>White Americans are already turning Catholic*larping as Catholic
What he did, steal money and travel the world. Underrated flick btw. One of those 'what if superpowers were REAL????' but actually not bad flicks.
>>219410059I would download with youtube Downloaders the music videos I liked in case the internet went out and I needed an archive of my jams. It works great. I still listen to terrestrial radio on occasion to find new songs. This works on occasion.
>>219407731>>219407813>woman discovers way to both get attention and shittalk her ex at the same timeclassic
>>219405314Somewhat embarrassingly, I've fantasized about this for decades.I'd play every disc golf course in the world.
>>219409720>Mexicans are very catholicThis is a myth. They are all still practicing worshippers of Aztec blood gods.
>>219405314Fuck Jamie Bell
>>219405314Set up a comfy hideout in the middle of the sahara/russian steppe/amazon like the other dude did and just have a chill life. The only way master windu would even find out about you is if you went around flaunting your powers like hayden did. You could live your entire life under his radar just by not being a complete retard
>>219411693>hideout in the middle of the sahara/russian steppe/amazon>chill lifehow would you sustain yourself?
>>219412398Jump in any supermarket at night...
>>219412435oh right, so flaunting your powers then
>>219410279Only online. IRL the people I see converting to Catholicism take it very seriously.
>>219412493Mate, just jump into the outskirts of a random < 100k people town at 6 in the afternoon and go to the nearest minimart. Easy peasy lemon sqeezy. Randomly rotate countries and locations for extra safety.Sam jackson can't get you if you think shit through for 5 seconds
>>219405376Banker here cctv will fuck you up.
>>219412672Like Dasha from red scare?
>>219415099>wears a maskwhat now, bankchuds?
>>219409894I noticed but didn't mention it
>>219409421Teleport in front of a truck
>>219410012Its full of crab people.Looks like crab, talks like people.
>>219411369zased
>>219410179How is that a good thing? The popes have been spending their time telling white people they should let more browns in.
>>219410282 It’s basically a 14 year old’s power fantasy and somehow that’s why it rules. No destiny crap, no saving the world, just “I can teleport so I’m robbing a vault and eating noodles in Tokyo.” Respect.Shame the script kept tripping over itself. The Paladin lore felt like it was copy‑pasted from a better movie. Jamie Bell unironically brought more energy than Hayden did. If they’d leaned harder into globe‑trotting criminal escapism instead of sequel bait we might’ve gotten an actual classic instead of a TNT-core cult flick.
>>219405314teleport to other planets and galaxies
i would teleport to peoples houses that talk shit about christ and slightly rearrange their stuff to drive them crazy.
>>219407613Every book is in space. Every planet is in space.
>>219405314>times you acted like JUMPER™
>>219405314>delivery service>personal taxi>coyoteI'm infinitely faster than my competitors so I can charge at a 1000% markup.
>>219407731>Natalie Portman has a son>Hayden Christensen has a daughter>both comparable agesDisney casts them in the inevitable Star Wars Original Trilogy remake when?
>>219417061I think you have to see the place first before being able to jump.
>>219418143I see the moon every night
>>219405314I loved this moviesue meit had a cool concept
>>219418143How do they jump to egypt? Is a photograph enough?Jumping to some of our solar system planets seems feasible with a telescope. Other systems might be harder, galaxies too. I guess I'd jump close to another star and bring the James Webb Space Telescope to take pictures of other planets there and then I could go to those distant planets.
>>219418305A photography is enough anyway, he has a wall covered with postcards for that purpose.(also these space bunnies are suspicious)
>>219418575>How do they jump to egypt? Is a photograph enough?Iirc yes >>219418589
>>219418649then yeah, I'd teleport probes and telescopes to other distant systems and galaxies and bring them back with telemetry and photographs and HD videos. And then piggyback from there to planets and other more distant systems and come back with more fascinating closeup views of stars, planets and black holes.
>>219418649Think so. With Google Maps you could really go anywhere.
>>219419284You would get traced though
>>219405314but I did have breakfast this morning
>>219407808That's actually so based that I wish I'd thought of that first.
>>219405314Steal money from the bank. Continue doing this for years until I have enough money to do whatever I want. I would not buy a place to live or anything but instead sleep wherever I want to sleep. Maybe find an abandoned cave or something I can trick out with generators and stuff. Then for the rest of my days I'd go around the world meeting people, having fun, etc until eventually I fall in love with a woman I can trust enough to tell about my Jumper powers. Jump her to my cave, jump on her bosom, jump inside her pussy, have jumper babies that have the powers, create an army of jumpers, take over the world, make it a better place. Seems like the most rational thing to do
>>219405314Private island home Sneak into places we're excluded from by government.Erase all physical and digital traces of my existence. Sink fat 9 inch uncut bbc in horny foids who are in the middle of masturbatingThey leave after they faint or my balls are drained and their too exhausted to move.Theyll come too not knowing if they sex was real or a fantasy Make up wild stories online about myself to poison the well so im either seen as a delusion or a giant fake boogeyman.Even walk into police stations to pretend Im the telepoter while acting schizo and hiring other people to pretend.
>>219416358The same, dammit.
>>219415184dna,voice recognition,mapping etc.
>>219416493That's how you end up in an isekai, the worst kind of anime
>>219405314Buy a passport and just be able to visit countries without having to fly. The ultimate tourist experience.
>>219405314A lot of things.
>>219415184If I pull that off would you die?
>>219415168Who?
>>219409213You sound like an actual faggot.
>>219422032>needing a passport when you don't even cross borders
trump office->take him to to ayatollahsame as above but netanyahu officestrait hormuz opens up, fuel gets cheaperworld peacekfc picture=infinite tendies glitchcamwhores live cams=infinite rapies glitchpicture of japanes onsen =hot baths whenever I want
>>219405314>the movie shows early on that the protagonist is a selfish asshole who only uses his powers for his own selfish gains instead of helping people. like he literally sees on his tv pepole who need help and he does fucking nothing about it. he rather use his powers to get the tv remote instead of easily helping people>despite going through fuck ton of troubles throughout the entire movie, the protagonist never develops into a proper hero and just stays a selfish asshole to the endwierd massage
>>219427948we used to have superpowers movies sithout marvel's moralfaggotry weird indeed
>>219425324In case of a police check?
>>219428550you'd just teleport nigga?
>>219428550Keep in mind you'll be arrested without a visa, so if you want to do it properly you'll teleport to an airport/port/point of entry to get your passport stamped
>>219428653And you'll get the paladins on your ass
>>219427948relatable, and also smart because you'd get discovered right away
>>219427948Like you'd do any different
>>219405314clean up the streets
>>219407426>I dont think most people would believe their lying eyes if they saw someone pop out of existencePerhaps, but with the sphinx the issue isn't so much being seen jumping as being seen there to begin with, in the movie he is just sitting on top of it with a chair where people aren't meant to be and somehow hundreds of people don't notice
I'd become a 1-man fireworks show
>>219407808>Teleport him into a dark cave or something for a few seconds>Teleport him back and say "my bad" into the microphone then teleport out
>>219405314What if he smokes DMT and starts seeing geometric elves?
>>219405314inside a woman's vagina
>>219422477Spoken like a fag who doesn't put his shopping cart back.
what if Jumperman teamed up with Wantedman
>>219405314His name was just Jumper not the Jumper.
>>219405422Just because his surname is Rice doesn't mean he is Jewish
>>219405314They wouldn’t call me “jumper”, if you know what I mean.
