How people really feeling with the new cast?
>>219414712very well saar
>>219414712The books never specified that any of the characters were white, so it's fine.
>>219414712no star power
>>219414712the kid who plays harry potter legit looks like a soulless demon. if I were superstitious, I'd worry that just looking at his face might make him manifest under my bed at night to crawl out while I'm sleeping to succ my soul off
>>219414712Absolutely fucking soulless, much like Modern England.
>>219414979i wish it had and that it read like one of those torrent threads anons post i.e. " a WHITE woman and her WHITE teenager daughter are racist against BLACK teenagers"
>>219414979Wrong
>>219415210Karma for siding with the Bolsheviks
>>219414712The last HP movie came out like 15 years ago. At this rate, they are going to make yet another remake of the series before this one is even finished.
>>219414712https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtTuJ55IIrwblack snape is really starting to grow on me
Is Malfoy a head taller than all the other kids?
>>219414712Modern British shows over represent certain demographics, that is a fact. I believe it's fine for new IP's, but when handling a classic you NEED to honor the original vision. Every casting like this proves their idealogy is lost.They're incapable of preserving what came before them, something every previous generation of progressives did successfully. What they have will never be enough.
>>219414712The main reason I am not watching it.
>>219414712It's entirely shit.
New Rom looks good
>>219414712They showed only whites in the trailer except for nigger snape. Now I see this and it looks like the show will look like current Londonistan. How many niggers could they be hiding?
>>219419754Snape is going to be gay. He hates Harry because Harry’s mother stole James from him. Screenshot this.
>>219419754>>219419977Log off.
>>219419688the amount of scenes of women sitting on toilets in movies is really too high. I've seen a man grab a man's heart out of his chest with his bare hands maybe twice in mylife but I've seen at least two dozen women on the toilet and none of them have been by my own choice.more death less pissing thanks.
>final season>harry actor is a junkie>ron actor is a roidhead>hermione actress is bogged>malfoy actor trooned out
>>219414712The kids are fine, Hagrid and Snape are awful, but the real problem is show looks like cheap dogshit
Do kids even read books anymore?
>>219415655>That classroom full of goth girls of every color and house. Boil the seas if this is the kind of shit we get with ai that hollywood will never do.
>>219414979The artwork on the books that Rowling approved of depict them as White.lol
>>219414712Black could be anywhere
>>219419848this is a lie btwwhatever third world shithole you're from has more brownoids than britain does
>See me after school, Potter
>>219425743her favorite artwork was the Dutch version that never featured Harry Potter or any of the other characters in the first place.
Harry is the worst casting decision of the main trio, even worse than brown Hermoine. He looks so retarded
>>219426759She drew plenty herself you dickhead and all of them were white. Now fuck off back to Plebbit.
>>219427412Lil nigga looks like a funko pop, his head is like an adult's head placed on a child's body, its fucking weird.
>>219415655he's back in black you get me senpai
>>219424433ironically they spent one billion on a mini city set in london
>>219414712AI will be able to turn everyone white
>>219427569Anon JK has said openly and repeatedly she has no issues with blacks playing these characters. Its just pretend anon. these people are not real. None of them.
A gentile playing Harry Potter feels wrong.
>>219414712Harry looks like your average zoomer. I guess that's because he's supposed to resonate with those as a target audience draw.Ron looks like Ron. Nailed it.Hermione is too pretty to be Hermione. Just like Emma Watson was. But they wouldn't cast an ugly-ish female co-lead that fit the books' descriptions.Indian girl in the picture looks cute. Is that one of the twins?
>>219414712I'm not 12 so I dont carethey can genderswap harry and call him karen potter for all I care
>>219428320haha I'm not the anon you're (You)ing at, but this post reeks of you getting BTFO and scrambling for a response kek
>>219429903All of them should be pre-hot. Porn art is essential to a show’s longevity
>>219430124>pre-hot.You mean ... lukewarm?
>>219428320We don't care. People love the creation not the creator.
>>219430668based, also if it's not in the original 7 books it isn't canon. Dumbledore is a heterosexual
>>219430381The actress looks slightly tan. She's clearly ethnically white, possibly with some non-white grandparent or something, but not even necessarily that. Not an uncommon skintone in Britan at all.Look at her in any well-lit picture. I do admit that the lighting in the filmed material we've seen so far is abysmal and makes everyone and everything look significantly darker.
>>219430977I’ve seen this weird out of touch meme format used here before , I’m like pretty convinced it’s some thinkblue thing because it’s the kind of out of touch you’d expect from a dnc PAC
>>219431061she's white
>>219431061Then what do you think her ethnicity is?
>>219431340She looks definitely white there.Are you American or something, where everything must be on a mutt sliding-scale other than inbred hillbillies?
>>219431340So it's white.
>>219430381stop being so insecure bro
>>219431474There is a line in The Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 15, Paragraph 3, Sentence 7, where it describes Hermione’s “white face” peering out from behind a tree in terror. I memorized that line when I was eight. I’ve clutched it to my chest ever since. When my dad left. When I got friendzoned in 2013. When the girl at Arby’s didn’t smile back at me. That line was there for me. And now? GONE. Sacrificed on the altar of diversity and "representation."This is how civilizations collapse. First they take Hermione's complexion, then they come for the Magna Carta, then next thing you know, we're all speaking Esperanto and eating bug paste in a UN food pod while some blue-haired TikTok czar monitors our carbon score.I’m just supposed to accept that the "brightest witch of her age" can have melanin now? What’s next, Black Dobby? Asian Hagrid? Transgender Sorting Hat?? The canon is sacred. The books are my BIBLE. And now they’ve white-erased “white face.” Now they’ve cast a girl with slightly darker skin to play Hermione in the new show. A girl who clearly cannot physically manifest a white face in the exact pigment shade J.K. Rowling described. That was THE SCENE that made me fall in love with literature.
>>219414712I'm guessing those are the two pajeetas who Harry and Ron are forced to slum it with at the dance in Goblet of Fire.
>>219431340I don't think this one is even bad, it's the Snape casting which is so egregiously off the mark for a main character that it ruined the show before it even entered production. Hermione being half a wog makes sense, from what I remember from the books she spent every summer in france because she had family there
>>219431563seek help.
>>219431277NTA, but ethnicity isn't relevant to anything, just how the person looks when made up for the role. That's why people who bitch about voice actors not matching the character they're voicing are retards, because the only thing that matters is what the person sounds like. Obviously, physical acting involves physical appearance, but the gist is the same. (That's also why chameleons like Ben Kingsley can pull so many kinds of roles off.) Facial features are pretty much a brick wall, though, far more so than skin tone.
>>219430381She's white to the mod protected browns from /v/eddit and xitter
From the little bit we have seen so far, I unironically think she is a better Hermione than Emma.
>>219431563>She's objectively and definitely not whiteOkay, anon.
>shes white! clamored the brown hordes of /tv/ only later to announce shes whitepassing
>>219431601>just how the person looks when made up for the role.Well, they're not going to blackface her, I think. That would make for a massive shitstorm.
>>219414712>>219430977>>219431340
>>219431526>The Prisoner of AzkabanI remember reading a newspaper article around the time *Prisoner of Azkaban* was released; it mentioned how much the kids had grown and noted that Emma Watson's breasts had taken shape, making her look quite like a young lady... I recall there was also talk about whether or not to replace the actress because the kids were growing up so fast.
>>219431715Tell me, anon. Do you turn African if you stand in the dark?
>>219414979Hermoine is specified as having pale white skin like snow and Snape is also described as very pale and bordering on yellow. Harry was also very specifically white and JK Rowling has a bit of a fit over the Daniel Radcliffes eye color being wrong.
>>219431340I have a strong suspicion the new Hermione is going to grow up to be hot just like the old Hermione.
>>219431821Emma's Hermione sucks anyway, most people only give her a pass because they wanted to inseminate her.
>>219431214>>219431340How is that white?she seems to have paki/indian roots
>>219431416Here in 4chan we dictate how white you are based on the amount of Spaniard (Arab rapespawn) dna you have.
>>219431874>my colouration literally never looks like thatAnon. When you stand in a room with no light at all, your "colouration" is going to be pitch-black.
>>219431690New Harry is a FtM trannie. So obvious I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when nobody else sees it.
>>219414712Making this show is a mistake. The original art design, music and cast were pretty spot on so, no matter what they do on those areas, it´s always going to feel like a downgrade. The one benefit from having a TV show would have been to be able to adapt the stuff the movies left out, specially on books 6 and 7... but we all know that´s not happening. They are going to free style the shit out of this with original writing and modern audience shenanigans.Also Black Snape makes no fucking sense. Are you telling me Death Eaters that consider moogles and mudbloods subhuman draw the line at black people and are willing to accept one in a hierarchical role within their ranks?I fully understand i´m not the target audience for this and won´t be watching anyways but i wonder if it can pull 7 seasons without appealing to book fans and fans of the original movies? It seems unlikely. I can only conclude that it is yet another money laundering or tax evasion scheme like Rings of power.
>the browns are calling her white againlol LMAO
>>219414712WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CLOAKS AND ROBES???WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
>>219431890>grow up to be hotShe already seems to be in the later stages of puberty. According to wikipedia, she turns 12 in a few days. That means she's two years older than Emma Watson was in the first film, and almost as old as Emma Watson was when they started photoshopping her tits larger on the poster for the third film.I guess what I want to say is: She has a good portion of that "growing up" behind her already. So if you want to start sexualizing away ... be my guest.
>>219432190>But there aren't any black death eaters.Snape is literally one. Not a loyal one anymore at the point the story takes place, but a death eater nonetheless.
There was just like 50 replies in the last 20 minutes. Is this traffic organic?
>>219432080>baldingkek
>>219432107>Good luck getting a photo of me in those conditionsA halfway decent photograher can give you dark green skin with lighting alone, anon. You think your skin has a sheen of its own that automatically overrides any environmental lighting?
>>219432329You could test it by saying something negative about something Indians love and see what happens.
>>219432328Not in this adaptation.
>>219431086Triggered, pottard?
>>219432437Just confused. It’s something someone’s mom would make if you asked them to design a meme to make people on 4chan upset.
>>219432329The shillcord got a link to the thread and now have to do damage control about hermione being a brown
>>219431890chill, dog
>>219432424He could be the best actor ever and there still would be the problem of a now black Snape getting bullied by the white kids as a child. Or him being the main trio's goto suspect for everything shady at the school. Or him being basically Dumbledore's personal manservant.Sometimes a character simply doesn't work after a raceswap, no matter what the actor does.
>>219431890>grow up
>>219432270White mixed with Arab/Asian/Indian I'm fine with, if that's how they want to get diversity into these Medieval stories. Doesn't break immersion for me. Black anything though, even mixed black, is a total immersion-breaker. The mulatto puppeteer and his mulatto childhood friend in Seven Kingdoms was painfully out of place in the story. I'll take half Indian/Arab/Asian any day over that.
>>219432190That´s not how discrimination works though... Discrimination is not about the other but about oneself. The traits chosen to compare are mostly arbitrary. The important thing is to set a hierarchy, a reason for which the one exerting the discriminatory behavior is superior and deserves special treatments or rights. It´s a tool, an excuse, to manipulate social dynamics. As such any trait would do. Skin color is an observable difference so it´s easy to target. Do you honestly think people that discriminate over blood purity wouldn´t consider a colored person different from them?
>>219432578I'm chilled, but I know the horn dogs on this board are going to take major notice of her in about 3 years.
>>219432770>3 yearsIn about 3 years you will be trying to post about this slop on the back up site and will promptly have your entire life posted Unless of course Notch buys this site
>>219432808Sure, they can change this. But then Snape is a completely different character (and so is Harry's father.) So the actors isn't portraying Snape at all.
>>219432424>and able to capture book Snape more accurately than anyone elseIt's impossible just by him being black
>>219432424He is a fucking amazing actor. I saw him as Hamlet in the RSC's all black production of it (It had the guy who played Dwayne's dad in Death in Paradise in it too). Because it was a hugely successful and quite famous stage production, one of the most well known recent Shakespearean productions in the world no less, and all carried by him in such a way that you could believe in an entire raceswapped cast that is most likely what tipped the scales for them to think he was the only person that had a hope in hell of being able to pull off Severus Shaft.
>>219433115Stop copy pasting from reddit
>>219433152>but you also can't act a role your physical qualities don't allow you to play no matter how "great" at acting you areJames Earl Jones is great in Shakespeare roles though. Black Snape is dumb but atleast it's not retarded as black Anne Bolyn or black Achilles or black Catherine of Aragon.
>>219433093>I just genuinely think it would be hilarious if black Snape turns out to be the GOAT actor after all this hate against him.Would it? He probably isn't too bad an actor, considering he got the role. And I do think hating on him for getting it is completely out of place either way.But I think it makes sense to point out that he's miscast for reasons that have nothing to do with his talent as an actor. They could have tried finding another role for him that wouldn't have suffered as much from racewapping.
>>219433221everyone involved should be shot to be honest
>>219433115>Hamlet in the RSC's all black production"Something's rotten in the state of Kongo."
Parvati is browner and hotter than Hermione and she's 100% shitalian
Changing the characters' races will make the story a racial allegory now. Since Snape is black then the white characters thinking he's evil and bullying him is going to look racial. Since Hermione is not white, her getting called a mudblood is now going to look racial. That's not something that a necessary consequence of the casting, but it's what will happen due to the political climate, and I think that was probably the point. No reason to watch this.
>>219433399>Changing the characters' races will make the story a racial allegory nowSure if you're an amerishart or some sort of brown beaner
>>219414712Ron and Draco are the only ones that seem okay. The rest are dogshit. Especially Hermione and the black wizard.
>>219433221https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz6tF1mQgCI
>>219414979Weak bait
>>219433221Decent enough for that monologue. I've seen that one totally mangled way too often.Starts way too slow, which is generally done for some reason nowadays, but it's good that he speeds up after a few lines and inserts a sense of energy and agitation as it goes on. Of course, much of that is at the director's discretion anyway.Wouldn't say it's a bad performance overall.On another note: What the fuck was the costume department thinking? That can't be what they meant when they said they had a "coloured Hamlet" ...
>>219414712They aren't going to sell Good Smile Company merch like the old cast.
>>219433399>Since Hermione is not whiteShe literally is white.
>>219433690>His mom Lily was a mudblood, meaning Harry is a mudblood too, right?No, that makes him a "halfblood". Same as Snape by the way, who got bullied for being one.
>write your protagonists so each one represents one of the houses you've created>scrap that idea because you don't like Malfoy or something>the main three maintain their house related personalities but they're all on the good guys house>now you've got the house of the good and competent ones, the house of evil that somehow is allowed to exist and 2 houses completely ignoredI've always it was extremely retarded, but given the success of the series I guess Rowling is a genius.
>>219433353She's Italian? I thought she was Indian. Yeah she will be a 10/10 as she gets older, the shape of her lips alone is a dead giveaway she'll be a smoke show.
>>219433929She's already 10/10
>>219430977It reminds me of Kel Mitchell in the '90s. Anyway, I don't like the hairstyle they chose.
>>219433759She looks like my aunt from Germany. The guys saying she isn't white are just ass-blasted Indians who never will be.
>>219433983t. benchood
>>219414712mystery meat hermione is the only one I'm not fine with. Nignog snape being both a cuck and the one that kills dinkledorf is fitting and kind of funny though.
>>219433786>The way modern Black British speakftfy
>>219433786>The way modern British people speak is just sort of disgusting to meYou say that as if there was only one disctinct British accent. What I get from this actor is mostly contemporary SSB (Southern Standard British), with a bit of an atypical o-sound (rounder and more pronounced than usual, almost as "ou").A RP (Received Pronunciation) Hamlet would probably work better for you, since that's the more "antiquated" Southern dialect. Think of how King Charles or his late mother would speak, or of how the news on BBC are read.A Cockney or Northerner (GNE) Hamlet would sound comical. Welsh or Irish as well. But Scottish could work well, I guess.
>>219434075>predictedLOLGod I wish I was as low IQ as your average potteredditor
>>219415382I love that anon
>>219414712the three main characters are still british and white
>>219433893>if all you have to do to erase mudblood status is marry another magic blood individual then it really wouldn't be... too big a deal.It's stated somewhere in the books that basically all magical families have some muggle heritage somewhere in them, but that there are a few houses left that are considered completely pure, notably the Malfoys, the Weasleys, the Blacks and Voldemort's ancestors (Gaunts, I believe) before he was born. Apparently Draco Malfoy marries a muggle though, and the Blacks are basically killed off. So of those, only the Weasleys remain pure in some branches of their family tree (namely Bill and Fleur, I assume).
>>219414712If you are over 18 you should not be watching it. It's a show for kids.
Who asked for a reboot?
>>219434609Me, but it's not a reboot, it's just another adaptation
>>219433848>>scrap that idea because you don't like Malfoy or somethingI was under the impression that the reason was that it was hard to put all of them consistently together since they'd be segregated by house.
>>219434354>"southern standard British" sounds like what most people probably are speaking like, right?Most as in a 50%+ majority, no. It's more like an amalgamation of different middle-class accents you'd encounter in southern England. A bit like taking the common denominators from all of those and giving it an academical name. But as such it does more or less encapsulate a larger number of speakers within Great Britain than other British accents do. It's also probably what most non-native speakers default to when they get over their native accents, though that's somewhat disputable, with RP still reportedly being treated as the gold standard in teaching.
>>219420557That was never gonna fly in an on-screen adaption in 2026, especially since all the main characters are supposed to be white.
>>219431805I remember listening to a horror movie podcast WAY back when (I would guess '09), and they were talking about whatever the latest Harry Potter was, and one of the guys on the show made a joke about Hermione's vagina, and then there was a dead silence for a few seconds, like they were doing the calculations in their heads about whether they would be considered a pedophile or not, then one guy said "Dude...she is fucking smoking hot," and then the other guys agreed in unison. From that point on, it was ok to acknowledge that Emma was fuckable.
>>219434609Shareholders when the plans to sell WB came out
>>219434946Yeah, some outliers are more extreme than others. It has those heavy rhotic Rs, right? And I'd say the vowels lean a bit towards Welsh, maybe because of the geographical closeness?
Snape being black is the funniest shit I've seen since that time they made a movie about mad eye moody shoving his peg leg up that clown's ass in Wizarding prison of Asskaban.
>>219435196I don't really know of any good videos that outright compare British accents. But if you're interested in the topic, I'd recommend Geoff Lindsey's videos. He's a phoneticist with an academic background who really has a knack for braking the topic down in an accessible way and a good sense of humour:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT16yUEh7-0Also goes into American dialects every now and then.
>>219435414Can you believe that this all started with George Zimmerman getting acquitted?
>>219431989You’re absolutely correct
>>219415655>Ironic Harry was a horcrux, when his mum was a whore and his dad was a cuck
>>219435414>In dis class we gon be learnin how you brew dat purple drank
>>219419606Rom?
>>219435414>>219435704
>>219433353
>>219435504>Snape calling >>219435704*smacks lips* Potter what the difference between purple drank and lean?
>>219435504>>219436082Forgot pic
>>219436141That whole trial was worth it just for that.
>>219415382Rowling uses mudbloods as a metaphor for black people.
>>219431989Harry Pooner
>>219433759WRONGShe's half Brit half Jeet
>>219436650You're half neet half geek
>>219436734Bodied that freak
>>219436650>citation needed
>>219425706too sexy
>>219436734>>219436756You should be nicer to people that you except to make things for you to take homeEspecially when the anniversary is coming up
>>219437077>be nicer to people that you exceptWhy? If you except them anyway, you can treat them however you want without any reaper cushions.
>>219414712Harry legit looks like a 42-yo lesbian momAnd why are they all wearing muggle clothing? I though this was supposed to follow the books more closely? They all just wore cloaks
>>219437974>42-yo lesbian mom42-year-old women wished they had skin that smooth.
>>219438239ok, he looks like a 30-year old lesbian aunt* then
>>219437974>I though this was supposed to follow the books more closely?lol
>>219433759>>219433983You're not convincing anyone
>>219429903>Hermione is too pretty to be HermioneLol
>>219438906Look at the actress, even in-role. Then read how she's described in the books.
>>219431989>when nobody else sees itWhere have you been? People have been calling him a dyke lesbian since the first previews.
>>219414712harry doesnt look human.
>>219415143thank you. I feel like Im going crazy nobody is talking about this.
>>219431086oh. I was confused it made no sense to me. But youre right its probably just a paid for lie. I feel dumb for engaging. The internet is trashed.
>>219431715When they mentioned that "emotional intelligence" is Hermione's strength , I got worried.
>>219441102that'a what made you worried?really?not everything else?
>>219430974>actress looks slightly tan>clearly ethnically white>possibly with some non-white grandparent>Not an uncommon skintone in Britan at allHoly fucking mental gymnastics. The first three points are mutually exclusive and the last one just shows how disingenuous you are. Britain should not look swarthy, it should look like ethnic Brits. She's at least 25% poopjeet you kike shill, and she should be 100% European instead. The only minorities in the cast should be Poopita and Pagina Patel and Ching Chong, it's not a lack of television represrntation that causes niggers to be violent and indians to poop in the streets, I promise, so dei casting isn't going to do any good.
>>219442007Huge chunks of the UK are minority white now. They've got a bigger population than France for the first time in history, due to all the immigration. Travel to London, and you will go whole stretches of the city without seeing a single white person (same for Paris, incidentally). It unironically is completely realistic for most of these kids to be non-white now. The UK really is that ethnically replaced already.
>>219442439London was already minority white 20 years ago. I remember going there for the first time and wondering where the brits were. The only white people were Nordic and east Europeans working in restaurants
>>219426759That's a real cover? It looks like something out of a 90s PC game
>>219442007>Britain should not lookNormativity vs. descriptivity fallacy.Britain looks the way it does.
>>219441848the rest its fine
>>219443725Silence, anon. The rest is silence.
>>219414979yeah you're right, why did they make Harry Potter white?
>>219414712They couldn't exactly bring back the old actors.
>>219445522They could have brought some of them back in different roles. They still might. Daniel Radcliffe could play Voldemort or something.
>>219414712It looks fake. Like the kids are all imposters.
>>219445729That would be kino. Slightly more realistically, he could play James Potter..
>>219433353just because a mouse is born in a barn doesn't make it a horse.get the fuck outta here wit that italian bullshit.
>>219446859>just because a mouse is born in a barn doesn't make it a horse.Not sure I get the parallel here. Is this about who should play Peter Pettigrew?
>>219446132Well I mean he has experience playing those kind of roles after all.
>>219448331Anon, he wasn't playing a character here.
>>219414712Everyone in the world is allowed to prefer living among white people. Except white people.
>>219419688Well a lot
>>219432035>Also Black Snape makes no fucking sense. Are you telling me Death Eaters that consider moogles and mudbloods subhuman draw the line at black people and are willing to accept one in a hierarchical role within their ranks?Imagine being so americanized that you can't imagine a fantasy hierarchy based on anything other than skin color
>>219414712Nigga next to harry looks like Snape jr
>>219451946Probably Dean Thomas. That guy was black in the films, and I don't think they'd raceswap him to a ginger.
>>219414712that only the malfoy kid has future in the industry as he is handsome and tall and hollywood is in need of new brits heartthrobes
>>219453628Hollywood hates tall actors because they expose the midgetry of the actors around them.
>>219414979JK Rowling DOES specify when a character was black. First description they ever receive. 100% of the time. Lee Jordan. Dean Thomas. Kingsley Shacklebolt. Look into it, then seethe.
>>219414712it's crazy how you can see it in their eyes just how much they've spent of their lives staring at screens. just this pervasive sense of vacancy
>>219424401Can I use the time machine next?
>>219453695She repeatedly makes it a point to say Dean Thomas is a black West Ham fan every time he appears
anons, why do you care?
>>219453946Because it's fun.Anyway, do we know who'll play bestgirl Pansy yet?
>>219453946Because Emma Watson still has not apologized for her car
>>219414712>they only remade this just to add browns
>>219454032 a pejeet no doubt
>>219454086Doubt it. She's too antagonistic to get raceswapped.Oh, wait, they did it to fucking Snape ... I guess all bets are off then.
>mfw listening to the audiobooksThis shit is so much better than those gay as fuck movies, holy fuck.Fuck this stupid television series too, these adaptations are too tame and kid-friendly for the themes and characterization that is present in the books.
>>219432035Outside of the 19th-20th century no one cared about skin colour. Either religion, caste, or your social strata were what mattered.
>>219454225The books are also mega comfy and I don't think that comes through too well with the films except for the first one.
>>219427412wait is that kid in the middle supposed to be harry? I thought that was ellen page wtf that looks like a little girl
>>219431690>those armsshe's gonna be obese by the time the last season comes out, assuming that the show will last that long (it won't)
>>219455298As if those actors didn't just sign a contract that prohibits them from getting fat over the next decade.
>>219414712I can't even tell if the three main kids are male or female lmao
Americans bitching about Hermoine being Greek and that somehow not being white will always be amusing to me.Catherine Zeta Jones, known for playing Hispanic roles Welsh with two extremely white parents
>>219455489that can't be legal, educate yourself on the set point weight theory
>>219455746>can't be legalWhy not? Actors involved in long-running projects can't even get a haircut without executive approval.
>Mr. Potter...
>>219456044>detention Potter. Report to my chambers after dinner.
Why didn't they cast Adam Driver as Snape? He fits the part perfectly, he's like a dead ringer.
>>219456940He's also a successful and quite in-demand actor in mainstream cinema right now, so both too expensive and too busy for a decade-long commitment to a project with a tight enough schedule already.
>>219414712garbage
>>219456940Between this and black snape, I honestly prefer the nigger.
>>219431526This but unironically
>>219456940Why in the fuck would he sign up to this shit?
The kids look fine. Emma Watson was way, way too pretty for the role (as described in the book) and has set unfair expectations, the new girl is cute and looks appropriate (and is not too dark). I expect the kids will be decent actors too, child actors have only gotten better as time has wore on. I imagine snApe will eventually win over the audiences just by the nature of the character (unless the guy is complete shit as an actor), so what will make or break this series is the writing/overall direction.
>>219431526This but actually kind of unironically.
>>219428320If it doesn't matter, just make them all white.
>>219454475LOL, where in the world did that happen?
>>219414712>britbong negro with immigrant parents kills 3 little girls with a knife after parents let him in>plaster the same looking negros all over media lmao
>>219414712what's ridiculous is they point these blacks and browns everywhere but in real life the blacks and browns don't even know these shows exist or watch them lmao so the whole "representation" shit is ludicrous. 99% of the viewers are retarded white people
>>219457693>but in real life the blacks and browns don't even know these shows exist or watch them lmao so the whole "representation" shit is ludicrous. 99% of the viewers are retarded white peopleThat's because it's propaganda to brainwash those retarded white people, genius.
>>219414712I tend to assume that because of things like "Black Snape" /tv/'s getting exactly what it wants ie oxygen for the cattiness to which it attaches such importance. More personally I don't even understand why this series should exist.
>>219457719yeah thank god you're here anon without your guidance I would have assumed everyone in 19th-century England was Blackps: faggot
>>219454058how old do you think these girls are now
>>219430977liberal can't fucking meme.
>>219457985You suck at this, brah.
>>219414712>>219415655>>>/wsg/6118151At least we've got some kino slop
>>219419688Imagine Jodie Foster just pissing all over you like that
>>219426658would
>>219428320>OK JK what about a trans chara->NO FUCK OFF KILL YOURSELF REEEEEE
>>219414712>Harry knows Kung Fu
>>219414712Saw Hermione and Snape, decided I won't watch it. I'm not even a chud, I'm literally a socialist. Ignoring book-described appearances just triggers my autism. I wonder will it be a Last of Us style failure. HBO isn't a blanket guarantee of success anymore.
>>219414712Disgusting color pallette and ugly casting Solid Netflix goyslop
>>219431889>very pale and bordering on yellowwhat
>>219458948>NetflixIt's HBO. And the colour pallete is less of a problem than the apparent lack of lighting.
>>219427569not a bad sketch desu
moar like larry plopper amirite lel
>>219448331The actor's a kike, though.
>>219458969HBO, Netflix, all the same shit
>>219459941Nah. Very different flavours of shit.Netflix floods the market with low budget productions and then invests in whatever sticks.HBO generally invests high budgets in a few very focus-tested projects.
>>219460368>Here's that American bastion of prestige television I was telling you about>Unnecessary remake of 10 year old films where everything looks exactly the same, only with less color.
>>219460815You asume that American television is about art.But it isn't. It's about business.
