I pushed the popcorn button and it burnt my popcorn.
>>2194156402 and a half minutes, stupid. Just like bacon.
>>219415640contact your senator
>>219415640 call the police
>>219415640That’s what you get for being a microwave popcorncel instead of a stovetop popcorn chad
>>219415640i try making a microwave pizza by putting ketchup and cheese on a slice of bread but it was too hot and i burnt my mouth
>>219415640Do americans really have popcorn buttons
>microwave popcornDoing it on the stove is tastier, cheaper and healthier. Its very quick and easy too you only need to figure out the right heat for your specific stove
>>219415640>hey look its a package of boomercorn aka jiffy pop let's see what the hype is all about>microwave explodes and house burns downwhy do people claim this is the best popcorn?
>>219415640>microwave popcorn ishygddt
>>219416038How does heating corn in a different way make it healthier?
>>219416073Go fuck yourself yurobitch
>>219415985>he doesn't have a popcorn button
>>219415640Three minutes and then listen to the popping. If the pops slow down to four or five seconds in between, it's time to take it out.
>have qt over for movie night>cut a hole in the microwave popcorn bag>the hot oil scalds half the skin on your dick off >she doesn't even grab it becuase you didn't use the popcorn buttonhow to recover from this bros
>>219416110You can control yourself how much fat you put in and also use something healthier than whatever sneed oils they put the microwave shit
>>219416204honestly three seconds between pops is probably time to pull it. you get a sense for it eventually. I never burn my popcorn while leaving as few unpopped kernels as possible
>>219416266go to the emergency room
>>219416110Because it's a european making it
>>219415640uhhhh anon i can't post my frog because this is a duplicate file please change your frog and resave it thanks
>>219415713I pray my life doesn’t get rock-bottom enough where I have to cook bacon in the microwave
>>219416844You don't know my pain! You don't know where I been! You don't know me!
>>219416844i will never eat anything but oven bacon ever again
>>219416844Cooking bacon in the microwave works great. Marco Pierre White taught me that trick. Try it, or don't, it's your choice.
>>219415950Put the ketchup after you microwaved it, silly !
i keep forgetting to go to toho cinemas in shinjuku and just pick up some popcorn for the hell of it. they have the best popcorn
>>219415713My local McDonald's has the "push button- receive bacon" machine in their bathroom but it never works. It just blows out hot air and is as loud as a jet engine.
>>219415640Just put some chili on it and you won't be able to tell.
>>219415640You're supposed to take it out once the popping rate slows. Dummy.
>>219415640Ive never had this happen, it even says dont use the popcorn button on every popcorn bag(in which case wtf is the point???) yet its never been burnt ever not a single time for me
>>219416110You pop in actual butter (or just hot air) instead of the shelf-stable chemical mutagen ooze in those packets. Also, look up "popcorn lung".
>>219415640I just set it for 2 minutes and hangout in the kitchen then play it by ear adding time to take it out at the right moment.
>>219416266You just have to build up an immunity to scalding oil by burning your dickskin multiple times.
