>clog the toilet
>>219416970ban Truman from all boards for 3 days.
>>219416970>Have the driver in front of him be a large black male, and keep him about 10 miles under the speed limit.
>have some mormons knock on his door while he's gooning
>ENLARGE THE MOON!
> have a colleague come up and ask to google something on his phone when he's visibly on /pol/
>make it penis inspection week
>start making female reboots of everything he loved
>>219417205I don't remember watching Truman on 1999 Dante Must Die Mode..
>>219416970Is this the start of an epic new meme?
>>219416970>He's jerking it? Send someone to knock on the door. Multiple times. Make that person yell that they can hear him inside. Perfect.
>>219416970> ratings have started to slip a little, so we've decided to give Truman cancer for sweeps week
dumb retards keep posts moom livestream related
>>219416970>raise his insurance rates, fuel costs, rent, food costs but fix his pay and fire him if he asks for more
>>2194174231000 calories a stick, TARS!
>we're getting cancelled and need to wrap up this season. Make a President so bizarre that he will realize he's in a simulation
>>219417423>not kerrygold butterngmi
>>219417529The company that had plastic leeching packaging? No thanks.
>Have his boss never acknowledge his request for a raise>Host an impromptu pizza party instead>Make sure the pizza is cold
>>219417029>it's a Truman sticks his cock into the pencil sharpener and splooges all over the hidden camera episodeI missed it again.
>>219417301I am monitoring this meme. May drop it again in 72 hours. Keep me posted
>plant some bedbugs
>>219417099>ENLARGE THE MOONHow did Truman get a hold of a sniper rifle?
>>219416970>have an iranian blow up the newsstand so he can't buy dog fancy
worst thread on 4channel atm
>>219417301Truman posting is not new
>>219417433>make two comically retarded teams that don't embody the best interests of any of the groups they claim to ally with, then have everyone else viciously defend the team they pick. Have them call him a traitor and a threat to democracy if he suggests an alternative.
>>219417627kerigold butter is foil wrapped
>>219417012>he's resetting the router>stealthily replace the cookie from backup
>>219418590Now it is. Google it I am not your nutritionist circa 2023.
How would the internet work? I assume they would simply not make him aware of it since his whole world is controlled. He'd only know the internet exists if they let him know Or they could give him internet access for the plot but heavily control it like China or something
>>219418472The old format was...>it's a Truman jerks off episodeThis format of...>make his finger break through the toilet paperIs far superior
>>219419115They would give him a skinner box version of the internet like North Korea does it would be a intranet
>>219420614All so they could use it to fuck with them
>>219418745So then whats your problem with it?
>mess up his fast food order>give him the wrong soda
why didn't he figure it out sooner
