Live covreage of the Lunar fly by has begun on the NASA youtube page
>>219418285>covreageFUCK
why is it taking them 6 days to reach the moon when apollo did it in 3 days
>>219418337Hint: It never happened.
>Passes the Apollo 13 distance record before reaching the moonCan somebody explain this to me I dont understand
>>219418337they're using a slow, but free, return trajectory to save on fuel
>>219418419This moon is further away due to climate change
>>219418337They orbited earth twice first
>>219418419the moons orbit is not a perfect circle and varies in distance by ~10%. apollo13 did their maneuver when the moon was pretty close on its orbit
>>219418506I hate you, fuck you.
>>219418337because they have a woman and a nigger in the crew now
>>219418337DEI
>>219418506Oh I see, I assumed it didnt vary with the whole only seeing one side of the moon thing
guys lets enjoy this together and let le culture war rest for a day. we can continue slinging shit at eachother tomorrow
I wish I was up there.
>>219418654I hope they crash into the moon and everyone cries and I laugh and get the crown for badass edgy also racist man
>>219418654Impossible, third worlders hate that we were on the moon and will soon do it again.
>>219418419the moon isn't the same distance to the earth at all times. This current crew just happens to be doing this mission while the moon is further away than when we were doing the Apollo missions. So, they'll be the furthest into space any human has ever been (not counting the failures Russia doesn't talk about.)
>>219418285The lunar surface moon streams next year will be kino
Could you imagine riding an absolute piss missile around the moon and back.
>>219418727>not counting the failures Russia doesn't talk about.Qrd?
>>219418695>t. head of Indian NASA
>>219418727If you die in space does your soul go into a black hole and turn gay?
>>219418766We'll be fine
>>219418751>they are goijg to start bringing parts for the moon base next yearWouldnt they take up huge chuncks of space on the rocket? Are they going to add a trailer to carry parts?
>>219418766Nobody cares about the weekly desert war dude
>>219418766things are not nearly as bad as you think they are. human history has only just begun
>>219418758https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judica-Cordiglia_brothers
>>219419037if this was real. modern day russia would brag about it every day.doesnt matter if the cosmonauts died, still a big achievement. theres no point in keeping this under wraps today
fictional movie
>>219418285i wanna go to space and larp as fox mccloud
>>219418312No worries we knew what you meant.>>219418886>>219418828>>219418815What the hell happened here?
>>219418654>let le culture war rest for a day
>>219418538>>219418557
>>219419466
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPiy5eO7hpc
>>219418285Can't believe there's retards who refuse to believe this is happening
>>219419529ENT was the last comfy star trek. we didnt even realize how good we had it
>>219419529Everybody on El Toob says...>Why da moon be flat tho?>>219419505
>/sci/ thread>everyone's just earnestly excited and happy for this>/tv/ thread>instantly devolves into insufferable /pol/shit
>>219418384ThisSame with the fucking meme of the indian space program and this new oneI still like the meme of Nixon calling the astronauts through a fucking desk phone
>Landed on the moon in the 1960s>Nasa hasn't done anything interesting sinceWhat the fuck are we even funding them for?
CGI these days...
>>219419714and the soviets didnt call out the fake and accepted the public humiliation because... ???
>>219419758Budget ran out
>>219418285>søyllennials still believing this crap is realLmao
They say it's real but there's a delay yeah for the AI sora video to fill in a CGI earth with no wall of china.
>>219419758>What the fuck are we even funding them for?We aren't, that's the fucking problem. Your taxes pay for bombs to drop on the enemies of Israel.
>>219419773>lil bro still believes the cold war was a real thing and not just early attempts at limiting freedom like the war on terrorlol, lmao even
>>219419758
>>219419669Ok I'll be jumping to /sci/ thanks man
>>219419714What else would he have talked to them through? A couple of tin cans joined by a really, really long string?
>>219419669Browns can’t into science. They believe it’s all lies. It’s a coping mechanism for being so brown.
how many hours till they land
>>219419358WOAH are those HECKIN PYRAMIDS on the moon????
>>21941990121,096 hours until Artemis IV crewed moon landing
>>219419037>October 1961 A Soviet spacecraft veered off course and vanished into deep space.That's fucking horrifying.
>>219418538>>219418557someone asked the black guy what it means to be the first black guy on the moon and he shut that shit right down. meanwhile ignorant chuds on tv wanna call that guy dei.
>>219419974My guess is that this won’t happen on time and unlikely before 2030Musk hasn’t even finished the lunar lander for NASA yet the lazy cunt
>>219419895On the contrary, browns are excellent scientists because of their unmatched ability to take orders from white massa and keep regurgitating whatever they say for personal gain.
Can't stand this shitty photography. To bad they couldn't hire Kubrick for this, he'd at least make this fake bullshit beautiful to watch. Instead we get serve something way less exciting and even worse the Lumieres Trip to the Moon. The zoomers of today are so dumb, they could watch 2001 instead of this nasa bullcrap. But no, rather be hip and stupid and do what ever else the heard is doing. Fucking sheep americans. Scumbags!
>>219419901They sling-shot around the moon, and then they come home. So... Four or five days, I guess.
>>219420080How do they slingshot around the moon? Who installed the slingshot on the moon, let me guess, yhwh and little green men who want to increase my fucking taxes
>>219420043Musk couldn't even dig a few tunnels properly
why are the images and videos so fucking shit tier holy shit
You fellas want anything from the pizza place? About to go and pick up a pepperoni and some twisted dough balls and some garlic bread now.
>>219420039It was a joke you seething faggot. Obviously the DEI on board has nothing to do with the mission times.
>>219420182Poor connection
>>219420182Need to make it low quality to make the AI gen look naturalThink of it like when you saw Youtube clips of gnome sightings and shit and they were always in 1FPS on B&W because otherwise you'd be able to easy spot how fake it was. This is the same though automated
>>219420128No. There's a fancy anchoring dart with a long rubber band attached. They shoot the anchor into the moon and the rubber band pulls them back into a return vector to Earth. Then they cut the rubber band. Simple.
what the fuck are they broadcasting?the fake moon landing 50 years ago had better quality
>>219420182ok i know space is big but this is a live feed right? it feels like a still image
>>219419773It was easier to just fake their own shit than try to convince the world they weren't just butthurt.
>>219420268>images look bad? its FAKE!>images look good? its FAKE!
>>219420298>why doesnt the real thing have better quality than the kubrick filmed sound stage fake
>>219420128watch the martian :^)
>>219419505>for the hungryif this fat bitch just stopped eating all her kids food they wouldn't be hungry no mo
>>219420324Bet you thought this was real clever didnt you fucking globe head shill
>>219420182Anon you simply have to understand that the technology we used for the first lunar landing just is not available to us anymore. It's forever lost in time.
There's 2 brown people in here derailing the entire thread with their moonhoax shitposting
>>219420343>*Old ass Buzz Aldrin punches you in the face*
>>219420324it's not even worth trying to argue with retards that think everything is fake. they believe in nothing and only exist to waste everyone's time.
>>219420182>takes HD selfie of the earth>suddenly the moon pics are low quality
>>219420416your post is fake
>>219420464it's almost like the further away from Earth you are the harder it is to get a good signal
>>219420304I think It's a return module. It just sits in place until the orbit part docks for the return.
>>219420492They had enough signal in the 60s but not today?
>show has immersion ruining blatant product placement
>>219420519never mind i am stupid i can see the changes when scrubbing the timeline
>>219420525Yeah the moon was famously shot in 4k then
>>219420405All the original footage and technology is "lost" what can be seen looks like shit that could be done with 60's special effects (oh and you totally can't see stars from the moon bro). They also lost the technology to get through the deadly radiation belt they say exists but trust us it happened. The lander looks like a blow up prop. Everything in the video if you can even find it looks like crap. And all space photography didn't come out until Photoshop was developed, but trust us.
>>219420492>They had a good enough signal in '69 for Nixon to call them through landline telephone in his own office>Not enough in 2026 to record a halfway decent video of shitHow much do you want to bet they won't release the footage of the event without the distortion directly from the camera's own recordings? We'll be stuck with videos of less quality than 2002 free recording software Youtube videos and some fags still defend it lmaoo
>>219420525The blackout moments of the Apollo spacecraft have been the interest of kooks for 60 years
>>219420525i think you have rose-tinted glasses anon, the live footage from the 60s was low resolution and interlaced. The high quality 16mm footage everyone points to these days was recorded on the moon and developed back home, not broadcast live.
>>219420648>All the original footage and technology is "lost" what can be seen looks like shit that could be done with 60's special effects (oh and you totally can't see stars from the moon bro). They also lost the technology to get through the deadly radiation belt they say exists but trust us it happened. The lander looks like a blow up prop. Everything in the video if you can even find it looks like crap. And all space photography didn't come out until Photoshop was developed, but trust us.>>219420652>>They had a good enough signal in '69 for Nixon to call them through landline telephone in his own office4cuckbros...
why is it still so hard for stupid fuckers to believe that we have the technology to orbit a fucking rock? i share the same roads with these troglodytes for fucks sake
This is a classified mission. They're really going around the moon to fire missiles containing ripe, unpasturized cheese to grow all across the lunar surface. But don't tell anybody about that.
>>219420652>They had a good enough signal in '69 for Nixon to call them through landline telephone in his own officeand yet somehow I can barely get a wi-fi signal from my router thats 2 rooms away
The voice is cool. They should start selling it as voice pack to get more funding
>>219420855The telephone signal tech was also lost, anon. Everything was lost, that day in '69 it was like returning to the Middle Ages.
So many retards saying this is fake, bet theyre trump voters
>>219420755Maybe if you take the vax a few hundred more times all the missing technology will magically come back.
>>219418538
>>219420979>NASA would never lie to me. The people in power would NEVER lie to us. Look, just believe what they say, OK???
Is it over
>>219420979nice reddit meme
>>219421056>The people in power are lying to us about the moon. Why? beacuse... well.... they just are, OK!See how stupid you sound?
>>219421056>I believe the government is lying to me about Epstein and corruption but they would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER lie to me about le soience! Time to troon out and watch Buzz Aldrin's biopic!
>>219418758>He doesn't know...Anon, the Russians pioneered all kinds of shit in space, but they did so with total disregard for their cosmonauts, and they kept their failures a secret from the world. I hate commies as much as the next guy, but those poor bastards deserve the credit for putting their asses on the line so humanity can figure out how to get off this fucking rock.
>>219418419The universe dilates
>>219418285Will they be able to take pictures of one of the Apollo landing sites so we can get these fat 55 year old virgins to shut the fuck up about the moon landings being faked.
>>219421167>he thinks the moon is naturalhaha....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAOh my god you are fucking DENSE bro, keep drinking the cool aid you are fucking cattle LMAO
>>219419773They were working for the same overlords
>>219419758>Nasa hasn't done anything interesting sinceguess the ISS is nothing interesting
>2k NASA resolution>Looks like 144pWow amazing it FEELS like I cant see more than 144 pixels but its listed as 2000 pixels. Wow oh my god epic.
>>219421345Correct. If Elon was actually given a decent budget we would be on mars right now.
>>219421299>he thinks he is real
>>219419995>That's fucking horrifying.Indeed. The Soviets killed a lot of their cosmonauts.
>>219419758The Voyagers and the Mars rovers were pretty cool
>>219421375>richest man needs budget
>>219420686>film exposed to intergalactic radiation looks as crisp as 2001 a space odisseysure, ok
>>219421454Thats for his other ventures. Biden cut his Mars mission budget so blame him.
>>219421375>my heckin richest man on the world just needs more money, why??? BECAUSE I SAID SO
>>219420190My hand made dough is resting atm, thank you. Will be ready in about 3 hours. Doing a ham, pineapple, garlic, habanero pizza tonight.
>>219418419in addition to the moon's orbit varying note that apollo crews stayed very close to the moon, like 100miles away, while artemis 2 is looping 5,000 miles from it.
>>219420324>>images look bad? its FAKE!>>images look good? its FAKE!You forgot the "...we would have pictures of it if it was" part...
>>219421167>acts like half the populace hasn't become obsessed with ayy lmaos and treats them as a religion, "fighting the government" to get ayy lmao pictures and trying to find life on the moon and marskek
>>219421375Yes, lets give the almost trillionaire retard even more money
>>219421375>more govt handoutsNo thanks
This is so fake and gay I cant believe people are falling for it
so if this just seems to werk. what was the point of spacex blowing up rockets
>>219420464those high res pics are taken with high quality cameras and then uploaded back to nasa, not bit starved live streams.
>>219421645Excuse me are you insulting our lord and saviour Jewlon Fake Gamer H1BMusk?
>>219420403>the technology we used for the first lunar landing just is not available to us anymore.The equipment used to get the Apollo astronauts to the moon and back were made by a wide variety of different companies, many of which no longer exist, so no, we no longer have the technology because they didn't keep the fucking plans. We don't have the "technology" to create WWI biplanes either, because those companies no longer exist, and they didn't keep those plane either.
>>219421645SpaceX is going to be involved in the overly complicated Artemis IV
Literally the fakest shit Ive ever seen
>>219421735How convenient that plane tech has only gotten better while rocket tech has gotten worse to the point where we can't get to the moon anymoreAlso how convenient that they didn't keep the plans for such an important fucking technology (by 1969 when most security standards were already in place and the government was (supposedly) taking the space race seriously so they'd have kept duplicates and other security backups)Also also we do have plans for a bunch of WWI biplanes and could produce them if any company wanted to supply the parts which I presume a lot would sign up for a new moon landing
My Samsung gets better images of the moon then this lmao
>>219419583>everything the government says and does is a lie to fuck us over>Why aren't kids these days more trusting of the government?It's a mystery.Also, watch American Moon. 10/10 documentary going over the moon landings and just how fake they really are.>>219420785Because orbiting it with a machine and surviving it as a man is another factor.Notice how there is zero mention of the van allen radiation belts. How did the feds overcome that obstacle?
>>219421833>How convenient that plane tech has only gotten better while rocket tech has gotten worseProbably because they didnt stop flying for 50 years
>>219421806you see yourself in the mirror every day and you aren't even a real human
>>219420956It's fucking RADIO WAVES, that travel at the speed of light.
>>219418285Landing on the moon is the White man's accomplishment. I believe this should be protected, so I'm glad these females and non-Whites are staying segregated (in space)
are we really going to be having an artemis rocket trip to the moon every few months starting in 2027?
>>219421617>>219421375Musk isn't serious about Mars, or any project, he just wants to fleece government projects more and hurt his government competitors. He's a life long con artist and grifter.
>the more i look at the moon, the browner and browner it looks
Hopefully they have cameras ON the ship and are going to return with high quality and high resolution video right? I can live with this low resolution shit for now.>>219422122>white woman describing a negroe's anus
Are they report on the military base, the landed ayya craft, the strange sounds, or any other schizo shid?
Am I wrong for being sceptacle about this whole thing? Something just seems off about the pictures they sent back. Why did they wait until AI could generate images to attempt the mission
>>219418285>it was done in the 1960s>THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT BECAUSE OF NEGROES AND WOMEN! NOW IT'S IMPORTANT!
>>219418419
>>219421998Don't remind us.
>>219422167>That would disrupt religious people
>>219418285no one has seen the ship on a telescope
It's nice having this happen just as For All Kinokind is starting again
Why has an Asian (woman) never visited the moon?
>>219422179AI is just animation, and it's trivially easy to detect with forensic techniques.>>219422195Manned missions are really pointless. What they should do is set up a lunar observation telescope on the far side of the moon. All automated and controlled from earth. It would require a few relay stations for it to work.
>>219421606What the fuck are you trying to say
>>219419669Nothing exists in a vacuum. It's impossible to seperate this from the politics behind it. This mission is being explicitly done to get females and minorities close to the milestone White men already completed.Ironically, due to the competency crisis beginning to take effect, they can not match the accomplishment of White men.
>>219419505That's why we didn't have a moon base by the year 2000.
>>219419758Space travel was a proxy for weapons development. Reaching the moon was a show that if we can put a man on the moon then we can put a bomb in Stalingrad.The decline of socialism/communism meant there was less need for NASA.Eventually private space innovation overtook public. (Thanks to Elon Musk and the Astronaut Jeff Bezos)
FAKE
>>219420043I thought this was Hunter from the thumbnail cleavage and now I feel straightbaited.
>>219420324Conclusion: it's fake.
>>219422260what is Goebbels doing hanging with kennedy?
>>219422348no need to remind us that you never had sex. we all know
>>219422509They gave nazis a free pass as long as they worked for NASA.
>>219419758Israel killed Kennedy but it was too late to back out, so once they done it they shut it all down so they could send the money to Israel instead
>>219422211kek
People are so inept that this circus and the Day of Revelation movie are agendas to create a fake alien invasion through Project Blue Beam this whole circus is to reveal and provide proof that alien life exists on the moon and they will stage a fake invasion using advanced holograms
>>219422410We can put a white man on the moon but don't have the budget to convince a black woman that if she can't feed them she shouldn't breed them.
>semen crater
>had to ask for spelling because he thought the lady was saying 'semen crater'kek
>>219422211Good reading comprehension anon
>>219422290But Mulder and Scully really wanna know.
>>219422769Would have been a better name then the lame ass words they are using. "muh integrity"
>>219422715You can't convince someone with a double-digit IQ of shit. They see what Whitey has. and scream racism unless Whitey includes and carries them so "they feel included." And notice how NO ONE in leftist media is giving Trump credit for the crew diversity.
>>219419505America isn't even the worst offender for this. India has millions of people living in literal mudhuts in rural areas accessible only in good weather by two days of travel with a mule, yet they're still pouring billions into a fucking space program.
>>219418285Why would you not post a link you lazy nignog
>>219418337Why does that matter to you?
>>219418601It's always facing earth, but it's distance changes a little.
>>219422951why wouldnt it
>>219418337Are people being ironic when they post stuff like this? Those "missions" never happened.
What's the retard trying to say "Semen" crator when it's ZEEMMAN crater? Are women just retarded?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeman_(crater)
>>219422942youtube.com
>>219418601Fun fact, the "one side of the moon" you see wildly varies depending on where you are on Earth since the Moon rotates and only happens to match 1day=1 rotation so you get to see different sides of the moon if you witness nights at different locations on Earth
>>219423002no need to make the same moonhoax bait post 20x in the same thread. we already know you're brown
>>219421167Prove they're not.
>>219423002You're a retard.
>>219420979I voted Kamala and think it's fake. What now?
>>219423022And timestamp?
>>219420039He's not going to be on the moon, they're flying behind it. At around 6:30est they'll lose contact with earth. Take some pictures, slingshot around the moon, and fall back to earth over the next few days.
>>219420324No shit
Is the toilet broken or are they just told to use the diapers? lol
>>219423102It's live.>>219423031It only varies a bit.
>>219423174I'm using mine :3
All jokes aside, why did they select such a diverse crew? Gotta feel a bit bad for the crew, since despite their qualifications, people will discredit them on account of how woke it seems
>blurry footagewhat year is this again?
what happens to the shit
>>219423259The two white guys take care of him and the woman.
>>219420304Space is just fucking huge dude.>>219420182Bandwidth and distance. They're taking shots and hopefully video, but you can't stream it at that distance conveniently.
Oh no, their aim wasn't great. They're gonna miss the moon
>>219423239>yeah lemme just broadcast live HD feed from THE MOONYou're limited by what you can broadcast. You can wait and let them upload something, or you get low quality live.
>>219423228I agree. they took a Canadian for no fucking reason. its pure pandering to our "allies" after trump shat in their mouth a few weeks ago.
>>219423174All they have to do is find a way to defrost it. But maybe that can't be achieved. I hope they have sealed, air-tight bags to put them dirty diappies in.
>>219423318Glowie
>>219423318>>219423312it's 2026 they should step up their game
>>219423060The burden of proof is on the accuser, prove its fake
>>219421459Radiation shielding.
>>219423355The jeet on the AT&T help line is doing the needful sir
>UHHHH YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE FULL HD OF THE MOON, OKAY????Why not, it's 2026....>BECAUSE LE HECKIN BANDWIDTH OKAY WHO IS GOING TO PAY THOSE BILLS DONT ASK ANYMORE QUESTIONS
>>219423355They should at least buffer some some video to release periodically, I agree.
>>219418312ESL ESL ESL ESL ESL ESL!!!!!!!!!!!
>>219423432That bandwidth = billing to you proves how fucking stupid you are. Like signals transmit along a string of dollar bills.
>>219423432You are allowed, just not live
What the fuck is this resolution? How many billions of dollars and they can't get some nice film?
>>219423314Master baiter.
>>219423355They said they'll have live streams of many moon drones once they are set up (in two weeks, when the covid curve is flattened)
>>219423551It's fake and gay, lots of glowies in this thread.
>>219418285Ok, and what do we do with this?This isn't a life changing thing or anything, just more distractions from the important things happening right now
>>219423346It's not like this sort of crew is selected on a whim, the selection was probably made over 2-3 years ago, not sure what you're trying to say with this canadian trump shitting
>>219423594I wish I got paid to chat with you fucking retards.
>>219423606Why don't you look up the Artemis mission series.
the moon is made of cheesei hope they bring some backi wonder if it tastes like gouda or parmesan
>>219418285YOU MEAN CGI
>>219423611Things that are obvious to retards are inscrutable to you. It'll be your curse till you're dead.
Open this image to watch my own Moon Mission. Didn't cost me a billion dollars to do either.
>>219423751It's not even that, they've had a still image up for the past 2 hours and the sheeple eat it up
the ISS could fit 3559 times between earth and moon
>look outside>see the moon clearly>it's even more clear then the "livestream">cant see artemisI wonder how the glowies will explain this
>>219422143Don't hold your breath.
>>219423760You're a stupid god damn nigger
>>219423717watch wallace & gromit: a grand day out
>>219423839why
>>219423913quality is dogshit because australia is running shitty 6Mbps sband instead of the 260Mbps laser
>>219423839lie?
>>219418285AMERICA!! WE ARE RETURNING* TO (the general vicinity of) THE MOONUSA USA USA USA USAthe coverage of the launch was fucking embarrassing btw. not just the cringe speeches but the woman complaining that she had lost signal for about 5 seconds so they might have to stop the mission and a man had to come on to explain to her that the particular signal she was talking about is only once every ten seconds and they can lose it for up to thirty seconds before considering it as a problem.im not saying women are stupid but i do wonder if the same kind of politics which saw linda hamilton promoted after her part in the columbia disaster are still at play in nasa.what a disgusting waste of time money and energy.the only reason they went through all this shit in the 60s was to show russia they were icbm capable too. the only logical reason to do it now is to cover up that it never actually happened.unless of course aliens exist and live on the moon and some secret scientist have finally discovered a weapon which can kill aliens in order to keep the world on the petrodollar instead of alien currency. that would be the only other logical reason for america to do absolutely anything at all.
>>219419773Nta but by the time the Lunar landings happened the Soviets had good relationships with the Americans and a few years later they started collaborating on space projects that benefitted bothThe Soviets didn't give a fuck about calling the US out, they wanted to work alongside them
when does the nazi base come into view?
>>219424162it's in the blackout zone, so it won't
>>219424162Not approved on this fake and gay cgi slop
The world is facing imminent collapse, Trump is going haywire and probably has dementia, and yet you’re in here making jokes about poop and the moon landing being faked.I hope you’re happy with yourselves.
>>219424158We’re racing China to make a moonbase on the south pole now
>>219418601Practically all orbits are elliptical. They all vary in distance.
>>219424289not my problem
>>219419773in order of least to most difficult:fake moon landing -> real moon landing -> proving fake moon landing was fakeany questions?
>144p resolutionWE TOTALLY WENT GUISE :)))YOULL SEE WHEN WE SEND OUT THE APPROVED NASA IMAGES A FEW MONTHS LATER :))
why would I ever care about thisit's not like we have infinite battery or supervision lenses
why are there no stars anywhere to be seen
Has the woman already breakdown like they usually do?
>>219424516UH BECAUSE LE BANDWIDTH DONT ASK QUESTIONS YOU FUCKING SHEEP
>>219423913moon bigrocket smallfar away
>>219423312of course you canthere are countless video parameters that can be traded. the majority of the image is black for a start ever heard of compression? usb webcams have hardware compression built in 10 years ago.heres an idea. slow the framerate down to make better use of bandwidth. i wonder if anyone at nasa thought of that. doesn't seem like it.the whole point of this is PR anyway right. they aren't actually going for any other reason that to show these pictures.
>>219424516>Can barely see the moon>Why are there no stars
>>219424551>le brown woman hating guy
Should at least see nebulae and arms of our galaxy.
They could've got better quality with an iPhone strapped to the side of the shuttle hooked up to tiktok
>>219424516dumb camera bullshityou should know this
>>>219424516>UH BECAUSE LE BANDWIDTH DONT ASK QUESTIONS YOU FUCKING SHEEP
>>219424646a crummy iphone up the side? they should have fetched a pail of pokemon creatures
>>219424646They wouldn't have gotten anything that way
>>219424599We can see stars from the earth with clear skies, why not in the literal space?
They're dead.
This is NOT a big deal.
HOLY SHIT BROWNS ON THE MOON CONFIRMED
>>219424304to what endwe already know what happens to ants in zero gravity and in one g. why do we need to find out what happens to ants in 0.6 g or whatever it is.i expect the real reason they want a moon base is that with ISS crashing soon and every other country realizing what an enormous waste of money it was to find out what ants did in zero g; america needed some other thumb twiddling project to allow nasa to cover up whatever nefarious shit the x-37 is up to.i wonder what china want to mine on the moon for, don't they have petrified wood in china
>>219418285Who gives a fuck? "Space exploration" is literally impossible. Shooting a gas powered tin can around the solar system is the extent physics will allow so let's just move on already
>>219424774I could right now, buy a hobby rocket, make a few adjustments and tape an iPhone on the side and stream much better Moon images then this fake shit
>>219423551>How many billions of dollarsThis is NASA we're talking about retard, they're on a shoestring budget.
Wow. A prop moon puppet and a 3 megapixel camera propped next to a styrofoam cup with foil.Those guys must be dying of laughter at everyone watching this.
They've crashed into the International Space Station!
>>219424841Helium you fuck
>>219422348Holy fuck, nigger, just be happy about something for once.
>live mooningWhy are they like this?!
>>219420182They're hiding the moon bases which are currently active and not run by homo sapiens.
>>219420405>frogposter
>>219424929Why are aliens like this?Just show up already, fuckers. People won't even give a shit anymore these days since everyone is so brain rotted.
why do /pol/tards question everything except the racist, paranoid retarded shit? There's literally not a single reason to keep this hoax going 60 years later, not to mention the insane amount of people that need to be in on it that all have to keep quiet for what? How do you even function on a daily basis thinking this is all fake?
>>219424911For some fake and gay nasa crap? Lmao.
I thought they were already back somehow?
>>219425074Thank you glowie, us Plebes must be so happy for our still image provided by NASA
God this thread is full of the kind of people who should literally be euthanized for the betterment of humanity. We are never going to make it when people this stupid are dragging us all down like an iron ball.
>>219424995Would you attempt to establish serious communications with an ant farm? You wouldn't care about if they see you or not, but chances are you'd not bother trying to start a dialogue.
>>219424841Space shit is an R&D sandbox. Lots of commercial products and technologies were developed for the space program first. Like solar panels, memory foam, freeze dried food, GPS, better batteries, better cameras, better motors, scratch resistant glass, thermal insulation, etc. Necessity is the mother of invention and all that.NASA is one of the best investments America ever made.
>>219425074>just eat all the indoctrination slop, goy!No thanks. The day of reckoning is upon us.
Did he just say the footage is from an iPhone?
>Livestream shows a half moon>Look outside>It's a full moonWOW GOOD JOB NASA
>>219425213whether or not we have been in space or on the moon literally doesn't change anything in your life. What is it indoctrinating you with you complete retard?
>>219425189That's a cleverly ambiguous stance (despite the reddit spacing). Care to give your informed opinion?
>>219424846what do you mean literally impossible
>>219425233They were better at faking stuff in the 60s when white men were in power. They just got JEETS doing AI slop these days.
>we'll only show you an image taken on a phone for a brief second GOYMust be the bandwidth again right?
>>219424929Yeah if no one has filmed the ship by now this whole thing is fake as fuck.
This thread is getting so many replies so quickly that like 3/4ths of the replies must be bots. Dead internet theory might have some validity.
>>219425233Looks like they're on a different side of the moon than what we see down here
>>219425339no way you’re able to fucking dress yourself. not a chance.
>>219423318The quality was crazy good back in 1969 I still can't believe it
If only NASA bought the bigger bandwidth package, aw shucks!Well I guess the cattle will just have to enjoy the 144p image and not question anything, it's a totally real and not fake or gay mission AT ALL
>>219425391>people questioning my fake ass shit must be... le bots!Lole
>>219424596Do you think they're sending back uncompressed video?
>>219425565shut the fuck upSHUT THE FUCK UP
>>219425074They're trying to destroy the moon landing because it's the white man's greatest accomplishment.Republicans hate white people and want to turn them all into trailer trash hicks.
Time for my dad to call me and go on a rant about how the earth is flat again
>>219425586If it's real, only after they got whatever they wanted snd cut it from the videos.If it's fake and gay, like it actually is, they will just AI slop some new videos in the next days.
So in 1971 someone did this, and in 1969, and today they can't get a fucking decent camera and film something that isn't a potato?
>>219425681youre a goddamn amoeba brained nigger
>Mommy, why is the moon such bad quality? It hasnt even got any bigger!>Well sweety, NASA didn't pay AT&T for the high bandwidth package>But Mommy, it's NASA cant they afford that?>Unfortunately no, now just enjoy your 140p moon pictures sweety, your mommys little sheep
>>219425570Did I say that? I simply pointed out that I have never seen a thread move so fast on this board.
>>219425586they must be i guess. no other reason a grayscale image which is 70% pitch black should look like a fucking potato.1526x858 for christ sake why is it so blurry.distance has absolutely nothing to do with it if they can stream live video then they can swap a few fucking frames OF NOTHING CHANGING AT ALL for a little bit of resolution can't they.>wait for uploadoh but they can spare all the bandwidth they like for transmitting select frames or whatever alongside can they.fuck off.
>>219425789>Giant Psyop happening>Gee why is everyone saying this is le fake???? I should not leave my cuck cube for a few days, or at least till my next orders are installed
What happened to using film? Digital cameras are fucking embarrassing.
>>219425821NO DONT ASK QUESTIONSTHEY DIDNT BUY ENOUGH BANDWIDTHSTOP ASKING QUESTIONSENJOY YOUR SLOP
>it's a fucking go pro cameraLMAO OH MY FUCKING GOD THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE
whitey going to space, meanwhile blacks getting shot. something wrong with the state of the world and its priorities.
>no one talks anything besides the nescesarry>the only female in the crew goes>>ermmmm i'm going to say what i think about this it is blablablabla
this is boring as shit
POV: you clicked on this thread
>>219426153space is boring.
>>219425681Back then NASA had the visionary Kubrick doing the heavy work, and he actually nailed it.Now they probably hired some cheap indians and call it a day.So everyone here needs to apologize to Kubrick.
>Closest approach to the lunar surface happens on a MONday, the day of the week which was named after the moon.
when does anything happen
>>219426414Not until Artemis III.This is just a flyby. Nothing will happen.Most you get is some photos and listening to the minutia of the astronauts talking to ground control.
>>219426414Never, they're just teasing the gorilla in the monkey house. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOFYOrG8zAg
>>219426506Oh sorry, it's actually Artemis IV that is gonna have an actual landing.Artemis III is just testing lander designs in low earth orbit. Actually more boring than Artemis II.
>Moon dinosaurs are real
>>219426414Kek. They've literally just been showing a still photo for hours. There are going to be 1000x more people that consider it all a hoax after this.
>>219426605Apparently the plan for Artemis IV involves using like 12 rockets to fuel a lander in orbit. It sounds retarded and I bet it won’t happen but I hope I’m wrong, I want a moon base.
>>219426414nothing ever happens anon
>>219419758Launching spy satelites. That's also what spaceX is doing now.
>>219426792I don't know if they're still doing that or not. I'm having a hard time finding the plan details for Artemis 4. I keep finding contradictory information from different versions of the plan.And all of them seem to start with launching Orion which is the final launch with humans on it. I want an overview of the whole timeline.
>>219419758>Nasa hasn't done anything interesting sinceLots of Mars roversHubble and James Webb telescopes
>>219428219They probably wont published anything until Artemis 3 is done, isnt that the main bulk of the landing plan?
>>219422260That guy behind Kennedy must have been the inspiration for Dr. Strangelove.
>>219428517Artemis 3 is basically them deciding which company's lander to use. Though I guess that might affect the plan for Artemis 4.
>>219428446The telescopes are fake shit, too >let's just launch this crazy expensive telescopes and hope for the best they don't land on another planet or big rock fucks them upAll while sending stupidly high res pics worthy of CGI
me on the right
>yfw they don't regain signal
