BREAKING: SNL IS LOOKING TO REPLACE CHLOE FINEMAN AFTER CONTROVERSY
This increases the chances she launches an OF by 69%
How old was she?
>>219419780All these female pedos kinda make it seems penis size really doesnt matter.
>>219420143I’m sure she’ll be very successful on OnlyHags.
>>219419780Hollywood actors are all disgusting pedos
>>21942029616.
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>>219420143She looks horrible naked, for some reason.
>>219419780She fucked up when she actually pulled down the kids underwear and then stated his dick was out. If she just said she pantsed the kid impulsively and then rightly got fired it wouldn’t be a big deal to me.Imagine getting fired from snl for this. You tell a story and then wake up and the whole country thinks you’re a pedo, lmao.
>>219419780Even man Sarah cringe
>>219421995I don't know why the world pretends these people are comedic geniuses. SNL is simply not funny at all.
>>219422332They are more like actors now. It just makes sense things would drift towards specialization. You have actors who are good on camera and funny ugly people are in the back writing. I think Lorne always made the show fake. Look at the how the opening always had the friendly smiles which didn’t fit the edgier comedy pre-2000 at all. Lorne never really got comedy.
This girl looks like an actress. She has some bad pictures out there though.
>>219419780Man, she's fucking ugly.
Saturday Night Live is such a zombie franchiseIt used to definitely create movie stars and now it doesn't, there's no disputing that
wtf it's not like she shoved pebbles up his anus
Another pedo bites the dust.
>>219422332Mikey Day will always have the David Blaine Street Magic videos, and JAJ's ad-libbing of Trump talking about random bullshit before he got the SNL job was funny before the show ran his impression into the ground>>219423061Hard to say how much that's SNL's own fault since comedy movies are dying faster than the rest of Hollywood, although you could argue that SNL's decline is itself a cause of that, especially with Ghostbusters 2016
>Chloe Fineman's parents are painter Ellen Gunn and biotechnology executive David Fineman.[4] She has two sisters, visual artist Emma and CrossFit athlete Alexia (Leka).[4] Their father is Jewish and their mother is Protestant. Nah her career is safe
>>219419780My female cousins did this to me when I was asleep. It’s part of growing up :’)
>>219424136Damn, imagine of they weren't boys.
>>219422771very cute
>>219421995haha she actually goes>it was a different time\while they all dogpile her
>>219419780I'm on the fence on this one. There's enough to lean in either direction.The story:> She's 16, working at a summer camp> a kid, possibly 8, keeps pulling her shirt up> would 'ask for a hug' then pull her shirt up> (I think he had been asked to stop)> one day, she calls him over> she pulls down his pants in front of everyone:Why it's bad:> she worked there, so technically she was in a position of authority> it was a dumb thing to do either way> it was a little kidThings that make it not as big of a deal as it may be:> she was also a kid> the boy had been told not to do it> she did nothing any worse than what the boy was doingThe camp fired her, of course, as they would be expected to
>>219424136I literally had my swim trunks stolen from my two younger female cousins often growing up. They would both strip too but one was more wild about it. I didnt feel shame about any of it until about 10 years old when the neighbor girl they were friends with saw me and now 25 years later ive got a hell of a cfnm/exhibitionist kink. Psychology is funny desu.
>>219419780Her nudes are fucking disgusting
>>219421675Same desu
>>219424467>she was also a kidYou're not a kid once you go through puberty.
>>219424076So are jews now patrilineal when it's convenient for them? I always thought the jewish bug was officially a matrilineal thing. I guess the rules have never applied to them outside of a few years in the 1940s, so why start now
>>219425689Tell that to the last 20 years I just spent in the pen
>>219424467Also>getting pantsed is not getting raped>getting pantsed is not even fucking close to getting raped>getting pantsed is not even in the same ballpark, not the same zip code, not the same fucking area code as getting rapedRetard liberals will eat themselves at the absolute slightest provocation
>>219425884>>219424467Its sexual assault on a minor. Its on the same street and if you can't see that you're too stupid to be talking about things you don't understand.>He-he pulled up.He's fucking 8. That kid can't do shit a teenager does not let him do. She's double retarded if this really happened.
>>219419780that her?
>>219426165found the raped bitch
Her nudes were underwhelming but I still wanted to see more.
dismukes is so fucking cute :3
>>219426517I wouldn't even know about her if not for the leaks. I suspect that was her plan all along.As for whatever the controversy is, unless the kid comes forward and hands her a lawsuit, nothing is gonna happen.
She'll finish out the season but will have her on-camera roles reduced, then next year her departure will be announced
>>219425757Coming out of a Jewish vagina is what makes you a Jew but c'mon you think Jewish women do anything except write TV shows? Nah the MONEY is with the Jew dad. Turns out a lot of Jewish money counts slightly more than Jewish blood.
>>219419780>16 year old female counselor pulling down your pants. Am I supposed to pretend this isn't hot?
My Aunt Diane and her friend Marsha once did this to me.
>>219419780>SNLLol, any career move away from that shit is an improvement.
>>219419780>No hot 16 year old minx camp counselor, don't pull my pants down!>This is literally rape! STOP! AAAAAAAH!
>>219419780I genuinely don't get the backlash to this. It's such a tame story.
>>219419780Only in america this is can be a story. The little faggot was not wearing underwear. That's on him.
>>219419780FUCK chud women
>>219425884The Jew has spoken.
>>219426165He was 6. Someone needs to post the video of her telling the story. It’s icky as hell.
>>219419780Shame, she's great.I don't think I've watched last season though.Not even on youtube.
>>219419780This would be REALLY bad if SNL hadn't sucked for the past 20 years now.
>>219419780>girls getting cancelled over sexual shenanigansMy mighty heart is breaking
https://x.com/womenbeingawful/status/2041321378654154805?s=61
>>219438237Why did she tell people???
>>219438237Can someone do a video of just Jane's face after the 30 seconds mark?
>>219438346She thinks it’s totally normal, which it is in Hollywood. “It was a different time” LOL
>>219419780whenever you start to feel bad, just remember that women voted for this.
>>219438237oh
>>219425547You weren't kidding
They're all such painfully unfunny fucks. Zero charisma.https://youtu.be/x016TmuSN6c?si=nU3P8aXyufVOXMH6
>>219422332Success in entertainment used to be exclusively tied to jewish proximity, and for that snl is the top of the comedy world
>>219438872what do you expect, SNL is for boomers and the humor has always been extremely corny
>>219424467thats it? its just tiktok weirdos complaining about a nothingburger... again
>>219438872Zendaya and Pattinson are funnier and more likable than these guys, how is that possible?
>>219440266SNL is was funny to people in the 70's because they knew the entire cast was coked out of their minds.
>>219441445SNL was funny to people in the 70s because your mom fuck was fucking everyone and we were all happy.
>>219426165It's sexual assault on a minor in the same way eating a steak is animal abuse. Even if it is "on the same street", it's still comparing apples to oranges.
>>219438237You know how lawyers always advise to stay silent, and saying any little thing could implicate you more, and the more you talk and try to explain your way out of it the bigger the hole you could be digging for yourself...
>>219438346Because in a less absolutely fucking insane time, this really isn't a big deal.
>>219424467Pervy kid gets owned at summer camp. Literally a normal and healthy (albeit comical) situation in every year before 2007.What the fuck happened to this country?
>>219443361>A woman humiliating a six year old by pulling his pants down isn't that big of a deal, you stupid fucking goy
>>219441923>your mom fuck was fucking everyonewant to try that in English, Rajesh?
>>219425757>>219428901Jew here. Ashkenazi jews (aka descendants of 8th century khazarian converts) are matrilineal. Sephardim (actual middle Eastern canaanite hebrews) are patrilineal. I don't know how it works for mizrahi or beta Israel.By the way, I'm the type of jew who thinks the modern state of Israel is illegitimate and violates Torah prophecy. I hate them more than you do, and yes they are committing genocide against Palestinian and it's evil.
>>219421995I watched this the other day, this whole cast is cringey faggots except for Mikey who basically spends the whole time passive-aggressively insulting all of them for being cringey faggots. Also I’m pretty sure Jane is a borderline non-verbal autistic bitch never says a word the whole video
>>219443361no, but women, everywhere, decided they can screech "rape" at everything for attention.so now, nothing and nobody is safe.
>>219419780>jew>child abuser/pederistChecks out
>>219443755They're all cringe woketards
>>219443649>A womanA sixteen year old girl.>humiliating a six year oldHe was repeatedly violating her by pulling up her top.Was it right of her to do that? Obviously not. But it was also obviously done as a means to teach him a lesson, not to be lewd. But I guess nobody escapes or can laugh off the dumb shit they did as a teenager if the neo-puritanical gods of modernity have deemed it so.
>>219421926She is a pedo. She knowingly exposed a child's genitals to a group of people. She should be on a sex offender registry for the rest of her life.
>>219443696No I find it perfectly legible thank you sir I choose no redeem this time.
>>219419780HE WAS ONLY 6 YOU SUCK FUCK
>>219444047Shalom!!!
>>219444047>Bros, come on, give the rich jewish woman a break, huh? Surely they would if this was a guy.
>>219444119and if she gets raped by a pack of niggers it'll be her fault!
>>219444047She was in a position of authority. Just like an adult. I bet you'd make excuses for teachers that have sex with highschool students too.
>>219444172thank you, come again!
This reminds me of Lena Dunham from Girls.>The passages cited include one that describes an incident when Dunham was seven and her sister was one and playing on the driveway. Dunham writes that “curiosity got the best” of her and she opened her sister’s vagina only to call for her mother when she found the toddler had “six or seven pebbles in there”.Why do people admit this shit?
>>219438237Oh I thought she was also a kid at the time. she's fucked
>>219444449remember when she was cancelled over this and struggled to find work?Me neither
>>219444259>>219444260Goy cattle sure like pyrrhic victories. le it's a good thing when it happens to someone I hate!!>>219444325Get fucked, disingenuous dickhead.
>>219444953When was the last time she had a role lmao
>>219444449She got a free pass for this. Imdb also deleted their message boards partly because too many people were criticizing her and constantly bringing this up instead of praising her genius. She groomed her little sister in to becoming a lesbian and wrote about it like it's a funny anecdote.The media really, really wanted the public to love Girls, and tried to gaslight us in to thinking it was a generational work of seminal genius.
>>219445015doesn't she have some show now?
>>219444119Oh fuck off. Kids used to pants each other all the time 20 years ago. It's a prank, not a sexual act, and the fact that you think it's sexual means you're literally a pedo fag.
>>219445015look at her IMDB. she's had steady work
>>219445015Hillary campaign blamed her for one of the reasons she lost.https://youtu.be/H51HuNX41Fg?si=TU1EygIbg9ZyADGtDunham's acting career died shortly after this, but she still writes and directs.
>>219444980>How DARE my enemy used my tactics against me?! The CHUTZPAH!
>>219445171she's been acting steadily. She just did some show last year. Nothing happened to the fat bitch
>>219445103Then why didn't girls get pantsed while you were growing up? Stop being a moron.
>>219445395She no longer gets critical praise and is no longer called the voice of her generation
>>219445502When i went to camp guys used to wedgie the girls who wore thongs. I thought it was incredibly hot.
>>219445395She's washedYou couldn't name a single thing she's in other than Girls without googling
>>219419780What the fuck is her problem?
>>219445529That's because nobody ever liked the bitch no matter how much they tried to push her. it wasn't because of the molestation nonsense because she's still had steady work in all the same places she always did.
>>219445610see>>219445669
>>219445395>>219445610Holy fuck she's disgusting now. Use ozempic, bitch. The fat acceptance movement is over
>>219438237Imagine saying that shit, on camera, in the wake of Epstein. And she just keeps going
Hope this pedo Chloe Fineman bitch gets shot and killedShe should watch her backShooting her would be a pleasure for someKilling a pedophile like Chloe Fineman is a thing to be celebrated!
Why are there so many kikes on this board today? quality of shitposting is way down
>>219420143She has nudes easily found on google
>>219446888Why does everyone say they're disgusting? What's so disgusting about them?
>>219446668It's Pesach so we're extra bored
>>219426194The housemaid would be a huge red flag, basically “I’m lazy and don’t want to do shit but expect YOU to work your ass off”
>>219436244It’s kismet
>>219419780I guess she's not going to be fine, man!
>>219422332>the world pretends these people are comedic geniusesMe when I make shit up. They're not being herald as comedic geniuses by any metric, retard.
>>219446888>>219447744How do I spoiler images
>>219449589mournful
>>219449589Barf.did she leak this herself or is it scientology blackmail?
>>219449905She DMed it to me, we're fucking. I gave her anal AIDS
>>219449589>>219449905this would be a weird nude to send someone where it looks like you're about to cry
>>219422332Did your perception of popular culture outside of your autistic special interests just freeze when you were ten years old like a quarter century ago or something? What in the world are you talking about?
>>219424467Posts like these need more props, it’s great to just see an anon actually explain a situation with zero bullshit.
>>219450139She's crying because those titties are sad
>>219449589
>>219449589You hate to see it. Shame.
Is spanking a child sexual assault because you’re aggressively touching their butt in an unsolicited way?The answer is fuck no, context matters and anyone saying otherwise is being a deliberately obtuse shithead.
>>219450139Was it Weinstein related? Why the fuck would she take this photo?
social media was a mistake. nobody actually cares about this, people care about being part of a mob because that's, however false, a form of connection.
>>219450653Go down to the playground and spank some kids and lemme know what lists you wind up on
>>219451955Maybe she was trying to get Harv to leave her alone
>>219419780literally who?
>>219422771Super qt.
>>219425884If you pulled a kids pants down in public I promise you will get charged with a crime.
>>219424467I’m on her side.
>>219443700You guys are bad enough in aggregate that you genuinely gotta go for the wellbeing of mankind. Sorry if you're a decent outlier.
Theres almost enough people who got axed from snl to create their own sketch shownbc has a draconian policy
Guys, dont search Sarah Sherman on aznude
>>219452818>tim Robinson made his own sketch show>every sketch with snl actor sucks assI dont know if this is revenge or they are just cursed
>>219419780Why are people pretending to be outraged about this nothingburger?
>>219436300>ickydon't ever say this again
>>219421995idk if I have face blindness or something but all the current women on snl look the same to me, like they’re sisters
>>219454328I'm not outraged and neither is anyone else it just speaks to her character both then and now and people don't like to be around shitty people. Its less outrage and more like she has shit on her shoe and it won't come off and she put it there herself and thinks its weird people are making a face when she walks by. You stink. You're not that funny or pretty can we maybe get someone more funny or pretty without the smell?
>>219452769Israel and ashkenazis are the jews who are not jews mentioned in revelation. Real jews just want to keep to ourselves and be left alone.
>>219449905Scientology doesn't blackmail people. You fell for the propaganda
>>219454801>shitty peopleI don't know anything about her but this non-thing is certainly not enough to put her in the "shitty people" category. This really shouldn't evoke more than a "oh, ok, neat, probably wouldn't have repeated that myself, but ok" reaction – if any.
>>219449589She's hot
>>219455187Nah this is more of a side eye note to self avoid being around this person kind of thing. She sounds like her internal moral compass is off center.
>>219454538Chloe = blonde jew who molests kidsSarah = clown jew who molests Ashley = supposedly latina but she’s a white looking gingerJane = tall lesbian
>>219438237i don't think they would air this if it would be an issue
>>219450139Then why does every woman in porn look like she's about to cry?