I just lied to my girlfriend about getting my mothers car fixed so I can enjoy my Monday off and watch kinos
I pissed my pants from getting too drunk last weekend.
>>219420322Were you vertical or horizontal when you pissed yourself?
>>219420376Horizontal.
>>219420254The GOLFER??
you almost drowned in 3 inches of water?
the pinguin exhibit
>>219420254I sat with my fawtha and listened to him talk for hours. I did it outta respect for him cuz he's my fathwa.
>>219420254i dont remember jesse being there
You wasted 10 gallons of water to create this image.
>>219424298In addition to that it looks worse than something most people could create in paint in a few minutes. This is very much something Jackie would do, congrats anon.
>>219420254i also wanted to bang my girlfriend when she had the flu