>Offerman joins Kit Connor, Ben Whishaw, and Cailee Spaeny
>>219420540>Elden Ring movieWhat, are they going to read item descriptions every time they pick up a dagger for the script?
Is Caillee playing Miquella
>>219420656>MiquellaGuess who has a contract with A24?
oh yeah, the guy from Dicks The Musical
>>219420692>Has the same freak body proportions as MiquellaSomeone hire xher.
Soulsfag games have no coherent plot lol
>have played elding for +100 hours>but have never and will never complete the game>because the end game is just bullshit enemy hp and dmg>oh the dlc?>yeah let's lock that behind a boss only 40% of players have beatelding is an impressive game but way too long
Nick Offerman is a fag and made out with a dude
>2 hours of pressing R1
>>219420540He’s playing Zanzibart
>>219421134He will remove the tarnished crust
>>219421544
>>219421803KekWho's Cailee gonna play?
Kino casting
>>219420805You can stroll through the game with a mimic tear, dude
>>219425876I still don't get what's his purpose in the story. He does nothing and just chills in the Leyndell sewers(?). But somehow he is super dangerous because he's infected.
>>219420597Tarnished heh? Albeitfully the whimsy broves outgrates... hehehehehe.>45 minutes laterLarge lord... forgive me... *gasp* *dies*
he will be the dung eater
>>219426499It's complicated and really doesn't go anywhere from what I can tell.His questline just gets the most bro character killed for no reason so I just leave him be.
Reminder that according to Elden Ring lore women are smarter than men, and as such are better wizards than men.This is the feminist slop you've been waiting for.
>>219426499None of the NPC stories make any fucking sense and are impossible to even do without a guide. But its dark souls tradition so bravo Miyazaki you did it again
>>219427040Lol>Staring at the feminine moon takes up more brainpower than staring into deep ass spaceBRAVO MIYAZAKIYou really showed that the moon > stars
>>219420805>played for 100 hours>hasn't leveled vigorno wonder you think mohg is hard
>>219427040>oppressed by a fucking videogameyour trad masculine man
>>219420540Is it just going to be two-to-three hours of them rolling around and reading item descriptions?Seriously though, I put probably around 60-70 hours into that game, and I have no fucking clue why people suck it off as hard as they do. It's fine, but holy hell, to hear some describe it, it's like a blowjob and heroin at the same time. Bloodborne's at least got a cool visual style, and isn't just temu Berserk.
>>219426499he corrupts people's souls so they turn into poop souls instead of getting sucked into the erdtree and resurrected o algo
>>219427040Azur and Lusat likely surpass Rennala in Intelligence. Their brain matter has become the starry stuff of magic itself.>>219427040The moon takes up more intelligence because it isn't seeking to change the intelligence like the stars. The moon represents the human reflection. The stars represent alien transmutation(transhumanism). This is why the end stage for Carians is a brainy moon spell, while the end stage for the Raya Lucarians is crystalline Buddhahood.
>>219427437Second comment meant for >>219427177
There was some potential absolute KINO if it was a movie about the ShatteringBut it's going to be just a boring retelling of the game instead
>>219427380it's the first widely popular souls game so it blew their minds. it crams more shit in than its predecessors but that plus the open world are points against it that dilute the experience imo. its worst sin was gutting covenants and coddling players by only letting them get invaded with a coop partner. everything else was standard souls fare just with more content.
Who are they going to make black?
>>219427777there's already a character literally named blackguard big black cock boggart
>>219427777Godfrey, and by extension Morgott and Mogh
>>219427903>>219427937
>>219428022they also might make Renalla into a black queen
>>219427777Onyx Lords
>Elden Ring movie
>OH GOD THESE DIRE WOLVES ARE FUCKING MY CRUST HATCH>TIN SCENTED MUSK>CROCK POT FULL OF POOP >2 FINGERS IN MY ASS>PETRIFIED POOP BEARD DUST>BLOODY KNIVES OF EXCREMENT>AND BACON
They're going to make Melina latina. Screencap this.
Brandish the Elden Reddit
The crusty dung eater lmao
>>219420540Absolute kino
>>219420540I would like to see Nick Offerman get killed by the same boss 500 times in a row.
>AGGGH YES MAKE MY CRUSTY ASS BLEED MY DEAR MIQUELLA
>>219426832Has he been typecast now?
>>219427777
Here's your Nepheli Loux bro
>>219420540I liked the gameplay and made it to NG+17 before calling it quits. The story fucking sucked dick. All of the characters had similar names which made it confusing as fuck. The cutscene right before you fight melania and she tells you she never lost a battle still gives me goosebumps though. That part rules.
>>219420540>alex garland>nick offerman>ben whishawhard pass
>>219420540>Offerman joins Kit Connor, Ben Whishaw, and Cailee SpaenyLiterally who?
>>219432884Goth Latinas are a blessing from Heaven.
>>219420540>this pic ended up becoming real
>>219427040>>219427177Azur and Lusat>Rennala, Ranni and RellanaYmir straight up tells you the primeavel current is more impressive than the moon in the DLCINT requirements are just a gameplay concession, it makes no sense for Rellana's magic to require more INT than her sister's or Ranni's. Besides, Marika needs a man to get anything serious done(Godfrey conquering the Lands Between, literally turns herself into a man because she can't beat the Carians).
>>219433563The man who wants to be a mother told you something and you believed him?
>>219420540>gay sex fag from last of us will be crust inspector shit eater bit on the nose
>>219433543>Ultimate goal of the Tarnished is to kill a newly ascended god who's into gay incest pederasty and will force the world to accept his new realityWhat did Miyazaki mean by this
>>219420692tRanny
