Hail and well met ser. A crabber's son made the Kingsguard? How can that be? Can I do this?Hail and well met ser. Here's one way, albeit not the only way, a poor orphan boy whose knightly provenance is unverifiable could perchance rise to Kingsguard: After hearing about the Prince's whelplings running away and going missing, instead of connecting the dots on the 2 lads you ran into at the diner last night and informing the proper authorities of your encounters, play the part of Florian the Fool, which all orphans that survive are naturally inclined towards. Treat the smart bald kid that's clearly been educated by Maesters, and who is used to a diet of grapes & lemon tarts, in all ways by a stoic & noble Knightly code of honor. When he asks you questions about his developing stones, you will know youre on the right path. Begin a long con game of murdering all those before the lad in succession to the throne without raising suspicion toward yourself. Years later, when he rises to the throne, you will be the only person he trusts, and his first choice for Kingsguard. You'll be eating back alley flea bottom brown no more lad. From then on, it's all high born high raised teen daughters of brown nosing lords, and you spend your days playing a game called "Making the Eight" with us brothers.T-t-thank you good ser. I'll give it a shot mayhap
Was good Baelor the first victim of this psychopath orphan?
how do you respond without sounding indian?
>>219427900Clearly eggs fault, he let the whole thing unfold when he decided to goad his 7 foot imbecile thrall into attacking a member of the royal family instead of unveiling himself straight away, the little psychopath
>>219428020For a stag & information on the whereabouts of a good haystack to shit in, I'll let ye cut ahead of me in line ser
Hail and well met ser.He never said that.
This dress & necklace is all it takes to bankrupt a lord of the Reach
