That's a rough 36
I have the same hairline and I'm 25.
>>219428426He survived a bad bout of iocane poisoning, cut him some slack.
He chose that life.
>>219428464just shave it off and hope you don't look like a bloated baby
It was a different time
>>219428464hahahah it only gets worse from here. trust me I know HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!
>>219428464Fight the norwood reaper until the very last follicle. Never surrender
I wasn't far off from that when I was 36 except the balding. I did start having to use a diaper though because I had a botched hemorrhoid surgery that I still suffer from two years later. Oh yeah and my ex got married to a guy nine years younger than me while I was literally sitting in a bloody and shitty diaper.I want to fucking die.
>>219428723Did anal sex with your ex cause the hemeroid? Asking for a friend.
>>219428426lol i look older than that and i'm only 27chronic stress has aged me like you wouldn't believe
>>219428841Should've used the chronic to destress.
>>219428539Wht do millennials look so childish?Is it the microplastics or the soi?
>>219428841Have you tried l-theanine? Works great against stress without any of the sides that you'd get from prescription meds
>>219428949Average testosterone levels are down like 40% since the 1980s. It’s the hormone that transforms boys into men.
>>219428838Nah, it's exit only for me. I just started getting them on and off from my mid 20's. Wanted to get rid of them once and for all. Surgery was done at a good hospital, but it got botched and had to be redone.Then the worst part was the laxative they gave me didn't work and the anesthesia you get during surgery basically turns your shit into solid rock. So my first shit after the second surgery pulled the entire thing out and prolapsed my asshole.So I had to shit standing in a shower for the next couple of months, with my asshole prolapsing every time where the surgery scar (that had turned into a fissure) would get turned inside out and I'd just have to stand there in bloody shit until it crawled back up and I could clean myself off before going to sit down which is all I did for most of that year.
>>219428539This is just before and after photoshop, obviously professional headshots produce smoother faces now. Also James Cromwell then looks like a well-kept 34 today
>>21942842636 is young.
>>219428426Now I'm 38 and all I think about is cunny
>>219429027i'll try it thanks
>>219428426Would you have dinner with this man?
>>219429135This sounds like cope.
>>219428539>>219428539people started looking younger when every place on earth stopping being filled with ambient cigarette smoke
>>219429135Nah. Maybe you don't want to call it "old", that's cool, but it's a completely different experience from being young. If you're old enough that you stand out when you visit young people spaces, you're not young, and you'd have to be pretty damn young-looking to not have that happen at 36. Call it early middle age, or just "adult" with no qualifier
>>219429251>young people spaces,name some
>>219429251Lol no, not nowadays Dunno what you consider "young people places", but clubs and bars are filled with fucks even in their 40. And most zoomers and millennials look the same, so its hard to pinpoint em
>>219429394Penny arcadeMalt shopTunnel of loveSock hop
>>219429240>better diets>don't smoke>drink lessIt's a mystery
>>219429135No it's not, it's the start of midlife for many people.And whenever people say something like "He's just 25" or "36 is young", think about what your grandparents were doing at that age. They wouldn't call themselves young and most likely lived a more adult life than 95% of the anons here.
>>219429394>>219429427Hostels, music festivals, some bars and clubs.Sure, it's not like people above 35 are banned from attending, but they stand out and are considered a different class of adult. It'd be easy for them to look like the "how do you do fellow kids" guy if they're too comfortable with the actually young people
>>219429196Would you take the goblet next to him knowing that he was a smart man and would not put the poison in his own cup?
>>219429240I spoke since I was 15 and I still look way young ler than my dad did in his 30sI have no idea what it is, but its true for most of my generation, pretty much regardless of the country. Not all people of course, I have some friends from high school that already look 50...
>>219429554I'm 38 and I don't even consider somebody if they're under 33. It feels like we were born in two different worlds just with that difference.
>>219429615See >>219429071
What do you do to stay young looking /tv/?>I've been on a calorie restricted diet since age 19>use hyaluronic acid and moisturiser, phloretin cf and tretinoin every night>wear 50spf sunscreen daily after applying hyaluronic acid and moisturiser>got a deep chemical peel>eat collagen powder daily
>>219429554They put a Hostel down he street from me and its all trash people....though that might be because its not really an American thing so I don't see any young people there.
>>219429686It attracts people who can't afford to live in a hotel, so either poor students or the dregs
>>219429554>HostelsLolLmao>music festivals,Delusional, filled mostly with millennials actually and even 40-50 y/olds>bars and clubsAgain, mostly millennials I guess depends a bit on the music, you prolly won't see that many of them at a festival or a club for drill rap or whatever zooms listen the most now
>>219429240Pretty much. A lot of chemicals and other shit also isn't in water and food anymore but have been replaced with other kinds, notably preservatives. A lot of actors from before the 90s were also regular people before acting and often had labor jobs or grew up poor as shit, even Sean Connery was a bricklayer, football player and bodybuilder before he became an actor.People today also pretty much live inside and don't do outdoor activities as much as in the past, so less sun exposure.
>>219429615>I spoke since I was 15Late bloomer huh?
>>219429615>spokeSmoke*>>219429650Might be, both my dad and grandpa were completely bald already in their 30s, and I have pretty much given on the idea ill have any hair at that point too since I was a kid, but I still have mine and apparently higher tests is one of the bigger factors for being bald?Also, we were the first gen of autistic internet obsessed spergs sitting infront of monitor whole day, that surely must have something to do with it too. Our parents spent way more time outside in the average
>>219428949That's what people are supposed to look like when you're not poisoned.
>>219429554>HostelsWhat a weird thing yo bring upWho the FUCK cqred about fucking hostels, aside for absolute bums, junkies and other dregs? Never would even consider a hostel somehow being a "young people thing" are zoomers obsessed with them ir something?
>>219429660>Eat natural food and meet micronutrient requirements>Fast 3 or more days somewhat regularly >Exercise >Vit C serum/Mineral sunscreen AM>Tret PM>Collagen, Vit C, NMN>Figure out what other supplements might be worth taking for you like Vit D, K2, Magnesium, COQ10, NAC etc
>>219429945>higher tests is one of the bigger factors for being bald?No, it's solely due to DHT sensitivity. The higher test myth stems from roiders losing their hair, because their DHT sensitivity remains the same while their DHT increases from the roids
>>219430072Young people staying in Hostels while backpacking across Europe has been a popular thing for decades. US hostels (if they exist there) are probably just homeless camps I guess.
>>219428539Well, now people are aware of taking care of themselves and also we have finasteride which didn't exist in the 80s and 90s
>>219430072Most students who travel can't afford to live in hotels. And yes, a lot of students travel
>>219429216Depends on your age. Im 45 and for me it is.
>>219429093That sounds horrific.Hope you sued those faggots into bankruptcy.
>>21942913536 is well beyond when your youthful energy completely vanishes.
>>219428426hair implants and a gym membership could've saved him
>>219429093Damn dude I'm sorry to hear your butthole surgery went so badly. Get well soon.
>>219428464That's not a hairline anymore. It's fucking gone, brother.
>>219428426>>219428464Someone get this kid an his ‘lectric blankie…
>>219428464Dude how do you live with yourself
>my dinner with andremore like "andre never stops fucking talking"
>>219441363This dude will get married and have children. I'd bet a million dollars on it.
>>219429196>get a nice meal>listen to someone's wacky adventures>can freely tell him I think it's all bullshit so long as I'm extremely polite about it and respect that he can remain weirdwhy wouldn't I?
>>219428539Tommy Lee Jones looks like Brad Pitt here.
>>219441363Go get 'em, Rich Evans
>>2194375464u
>>219428539Steve Martin's hair must've started turning white like in his mid 20s or something, which is rough, but otherwise he's looked the same for like 40 years which isn't too bad.
>>219441363guys like this unironically get married though. they'll just find a girl that looks just like him. I see it over and over again.
im 34 and all i think about is how ive completely wasted and ruined my entire life being a pathetic loser.
>>219445198Do something about it then
>>219445198This but 41
>>219445198Same here bro, just know that society is fucked up and it's not meant for people like us. Enjoy the time you have left and make small differences if you can.
>>219428539
>>219428539im 35 and i look like jonathan banks
>>219445390its too late at this point unfortunately. >>219445545i really hope i kill myself before then>>219445703no, society isnt fucked up. its we who are fucked up.
>>219428539>industry selects for youthfulness and beauty, only people with those genes survive the selection process>beauty industry using space age technology>combination of fashion of the age, hairstyles, balding, give the impression of age because that's what we're used to "old people" looking likeall those new guys will look old in those pictures 30 years from now. But even if it were representative of the larger population, why is looking younger a bad thing? only brodie-sangster looks uncanny and even that's due to proportions. I bet if you zoom in on his forehead it's as wrinkly as anyone's.
>>219446628>no, society isnt fucked up. its we who are fucked up.just you faggot.
>>219445905>Not my call
>>219446628>its too late at this point unfortunatelyPathetic cope. It's not over until you're dead, nigger. If you want to improve, then fucking do something.
>>219441500>>219444968Nah, not in the modern age. Women can date within a 150 mi radius and some asshole will drive to her just to get a piece.
>>219429135Some men even look like a 17 year old young lad at 36, sounds impossible but it is true.
>>219429135Most of you are sedentary. You won't live passed 65 so 36 is old. You're middle aged.
>>219429429did they just unfreeze you?
>>219429482Midlife is not young.
>>219429482My grandfather bought a plot of land, built a house and supported two children and my grandma with a mailman's salary, I can barely afford rent.
>>219429429Kek
>>219449892how many hours a day do you spend active? if you're sitting posting this you're being sedentary right now
>>219428539that picture of Tommy Lee Jones is unrepresentative and actually makes him look youngerhere he is in Love Story (1970), when he would've been 23/24homie was never young
>>219430006ThisDon’t smoke, anons.
>>219428539you know everyone keeps saying that all the food today we eat is processed shit, but people still look better and live longer then they used to. so whats the deal?
>why can’t I be 22 forever!!!People that can’t let go of their youth once it’s past are so annoying. They usually end up emotionally and mentally stunted and live out their middle age as a manchild
>>219429554people in their 20's hardly go out and do anything anymore. Im almost 38 and Im still one of the youngest people anywhere I go
>>219428426I started thinking about money when I was 5Hustling at 8Now I'm rich, And you know how to play guitar lol
>>219455056he looks like a 40 year old trying to look like a college student here
>>219428464Hope you wear hat to cover it, people don't want to watch your disgusting scalp.
>>219450148>muh prices muh rentKamala lost.
>>219455450wasnt trump supposed to lower the cost of living? and also not start a war with Iran? do you people even remember what you voted for
>>219428699I swear it's always Asians that are the most brazen about combovers.
>>219455166Alcohol and cigarettes ages you terribly and boomers would chug that shit like it was water.And average testosterone levels are down like 40% and that obviously makes you look more boyish
>>219455615>wasnt trump supposed to lower the cost of living?only for non trans people, sorry
>>219456459but he didnt do that. everything costs more because of his tariffs and the Iran war. calling everyone who points out the obvious trans, jewish or gay doesnt change anything.
>>219441500>>219444968>this level of copewhite bros.. i dont feel so good ...
>>219441363wow, rich evans lost tons of weight
>>219456598>SUKDEEP>I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>219428539Maybe microplastics is a good thing....
>>219428426he's not a day younger than 50, that's just pure lies
>>219446628>its too late at this point unfortunately.Average person will live to see ~75 years. Are you going to cope for the next 40 years like that?
>>219429554You have a point about mid 30s not being young, but zoomzooms literally do not go outside anymore, even the cool ones. They have been consumed by digital brainrot.
>>219429135don't listen to the zoomer faggotseverything under 40 is young, its literally called young adulthood
>>219429615It's time spent inside. Sun exposure is by far the biggest cause of skin aging. The generation that grew up indoors playing video games is the one that looks young. Falling test levels are the result of obesity and sedentary lifestyles.