What did I think of it?
>>2194289306/10
>>219428930deadass zero memory of itall i remember is that it was so nonsensical that it was actually boring and sterile
Every time I see Paul Giamatti get a chuckle and think about the charity auction meme that floats around here
>>219428930>written by some Cracked.com faggotnever checked it out but it's probably full of wink-wink-nudge-nudge tropey bullshit
I just remember the doorhandle that turns into a penis
>>219428930Kinda mid.
I remember reading it when it was originally posted on whatever website that was and thinking it was cringe and awful and too postmodern and meta even though I was 12 at the time.Little did I know that the entirety of my generation would be known for that type of writing.
>>219429349I remember I some how convinced my little brother who hates movies to watch this with me and we cracked up when Mr. Illusion or whatever his name was casually excized the demon over the phone with no sweat and returned to his bussiness.
>>219428930not as good as Tucker and Dale VS. Evil
>>219428930It's a weird self-insert story about some jew that pretends to be chinese.
wildly imaginative. will fondly remembered in the future as a hidden gem.
>>219431493which is not as good as Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
>>219431566not as good as Bubbah Hotep
>seething imaginlets itt
Only read the book. Is there a scene where the protagonist realizes Fred Durst is his guardian angel?
>>219429349>nonsensicalyou definitely don't remember it or didn't pay attention
>>219432829I was nonsensical because they cut stuff out of the book. The parable of the ax at the beginning makes no sense since they cut out Dave being replaced by a monster duplicate.
>sitting through boring live stream>suddenly the astronauts are excited, there appears to be some structure on the dark side!>an alien mothership rises up and approaches the shuttle>disclosure time baby!!>the screen ubruptly changes to Trump's bare ass with "April Fools" written on the cheeks at the exact moment the first nuke goes off in iran
Used to frequent pointless waste of time and read it as it was releasing. That was 20+ years ago. I remember it being fine.I bought a signed copy of the book when it was first released. Didn’t read any of the sequels.
>>219430032David Wong was insanely based before he felt for the globohomo virus hard
>>219428930shit for retards
>>219431493that movie is a chick flick
>>219428930pretty messy, like they cut up the novel and selected at random what to put into the filmbut it's impossible to put the novel into one film really, better as a miniseries
>>219431684I dont remember that in the movie but it seems funny that another movie uses a similar premise. No spoilers, it was recent zoomer movie.
>>219431556You will like Dave built a maze, never here (2017), and what keeps you alive.>>219430032
>>219429706No idea what meme you are talking about.
>>219430032>>219436710I will always kek at the Soren Bowie piece in which he gradually sends an utterly absurd amount of aid to one random African family>BEES!!! BEE E EE E E E EEE E E
>>219429349>deadass zero memory of it>all i remember is that it was so nonsensical that it was actually boring and sterileThis is the same messageboard that's fellating The Martian 2. If zoomies can't stomach it than that's a bad sign.t. Someone who read cracked.com and remembers Jason Wu shilling this book 15 years ago.
>>219445817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjLgENap2g0This movie was actually pretty good.
>>219429706post it>>219430032cracked had some funny articles way way back, before they just became a buzzfeed clone.
>>219431625Not as good as severance (2006)
>>219453158Did you fuck my wife!?
>>219430032>>219449304>>219453181Any fans of After Hours here?
>>219436710Seanbaby and Brockway have their own website now that features David Wong every now and then. I listen to their podcast and they’re a caricature of woketards. They think America is under a Nazi regime, have a tranny on their staff, and make such biting observations as Blanche from the Golden Girls is racist because she never had a black boyfriend on the show. Pic related is unironically how they discuss any media made before [current year]. They’re still funny though
