Could you shitpost from up there?
>>219434199most boring "mission" ever
>>219434199>i am sitting in the moon>watching planet blue>where are you?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r4nuVdOdQq0&pp=0gcJCcQBo7VqN5tD
>>219434235The first ten or so are always boring because their purpose is to establish the logistics chain for communication, landing, and return. Have read about Artemis so don’t know which mission is planned to be the first landing.
>>219434199yeah you can
>>219434235Yes, it's supposed to be as smooth and safe and undramatic as possible. That's what a successful mission looks like.
>>219434409i wanted to see them fly off to space like team rocket
>>219434235>listen to Asmongold sit in a moldy room rambling about le culture war issues for 10 hours = WOW THIS IS PEAK>4 humans going farther away from earth than anyone in history, and livestreaming it to your screen = WTF THIS IS SO BORINGzoomer brainrot
>>219434199It would've been wild if they didn't emerge from the other side
>>219434199dunno, but I'd post>Earth is a reddit planetor some such
imagine depressurizing the capsule as a prank
>>219434621excuseme, i'm a zillenial
Are we gonna get 4k video of the moon from their flyby
>>219434199It's gonna be real embarrassing when someone figures out where they're streaming this from and swats the stream
>>219434199We can't... We don't know how.
>>219434235what do you want one of them to go crazy and try and kill the other 3
>>219434199>literally can see the cord from where the moon is hanging
>>219435672that would be kino
>>219435672yes
>>219434199Why would they even go back there? Like yeah dude, we already knew the moon didn't go anywhere. NASA are such retards.
>>219434199no, it's impossible to communicate from the moon, don't ask questions
>>219435840China plans to claim ownership of it in 2030>>219434235It's funny how memoryholed Apollo 8 is because it was also lame and gay>three guys flew past the moon>nobody cared because they were just prepping the bull (Neil Armstrong a year later)Something else I don't think is common knowledge is how fucking close the ISS is. Motherfucker is only about 20x as far from the ground as a cruising 747. The people on Artemis this week have literally gone a thousand times as far (okay, about 955 times as far) as stationcucks.
As long as they don't burn up in reentry it will be a big win for the America
>>219436127>how fucking close the ISS isthey call it Low Earth Orbit for a reason retard
>>219435672Sunshine
>>2194343644 is planned to be the first landing mission
>>219436313>>219436127its also small as fuck, they treat it like its this massive station but its no larger than a small apartment, and can only hold 7 people
>>219435605>we used to be able to do it, but people back then were more competent, more willing to take risks and less inclined to just squander their budgets and do nothingWhy is this so hard for schizos to believe? There's tons of things that work that way. In fact it'd usually fit their narrative about Society Falling but they choose to contradict themselves just for this one topic.Shit, Americans in the 1800s were way, way better at building railways than today, were those a psyop too? Fucking imagine anyone ever just going out there and building a railroad from New York to San Francisco these days.
>>219436655>but people back then were more competent
>>219436648Skylab was smaller overall but more impressive because it was all one room instead of a bunch of cramped corridors.
>>219436721>built by WW2 chads>destroyed by Gen X cuckschecks out
>>219436127So what happens if the Moon is in the West and you fire your spaceship towards the East? Do you miss the Moon?
>>219436768imagine staying in a single room for monthshaha how horrible
why was that girl flying around with her ratty hair everywhere? isn't that going to fuck up components?
>>219434621Yeah, but it's still pretty boring. Listening to the chatter is a little interesting, but it would be better with an internal camera feed.
>>219434235They had to really make sure it isn't made of cheese
>>219436919They definitely did hella gay shit up there huhYou know NASA didn't broadcast all that footage
>>219436882The moon is above
Okay so when are we gonna see if it’s hollow or not?
>>219436655>Americans in the 1800s were way, way better at building railways>imagine anyone ever just going out there and building a railroad from New York to San FranciscoAs usual America simply CHOOSES to suck to benefit corpos.Railroads went to shit because we converted everything to freight lines. So all the smaller rail lines to small towns and shit got abandoned and we only supported the big profitable lines between major cities. Amtrak was supposed to get priority on all rail lines in the country to keep travel fast, but freight trains became so long that they can't use the passing areas anymore. So Amtrak ends up stuck in the passing areas waiting for the slow as fuck freight trains to go by, adding massive unpredictable delays to trips and making everyone vow to never use Amtrak again. We could pass paws limiting the length of freight trains, but that wouldn't make line go up, so we don't.We don't lack competency. We lack agency.
>>219437584>running in a circle around the ring part
>>219436768>>219436919two years from now Starlab is going up and it's the same concept, one big ass room (26 feet in diameter, 26 feet tall)after that it'd be nice if we had a bunch of those, and linked them together like the ISS
>>219434235You gotta subscribe to see the gangbang the 3 guys do to that lady.
>>219434634literally waited for this
>>219434621>>4 humans going farther away from earth than anyone in history, and livestreaming it to your screenDidn't we do this like 60 years ago? The president was even on the phone with the guy on the moon.
>>219440943Artemis 2 went 252,000 miles, slightly breaking the record of Apollo 13 going 248,000 miles
>>219441091wow! it's fucking nothing
