This is Frasier Crane, /tv/. I'm listening.
>>219435947I keep snorting Wellbutrin doctor
>>219435947>I spend all of my time on an internet forum where everyone is mean and makes me feel bad about my self, but I just can't stop posting!
Baba Booey Baba Booey. Howard Stern's pen-
>>219437205I laughed
>>219435947I just keep refreshing the threads I post in waiting for my (you), but I never get my (you), Frasier! What do I do?
>>219437551Here anon
>>219435947>Yeah, hi, Doc. Uh, long time listener. Anyway, does it make me gay to want to have my girlfriend just walk around wearing a strap on? I don't want her to fuck me with it, I just want her to know what I go through and I'll take my answer off the air.
>>219435947yeah hi doc, listen i keep having that dream where i'm just doing whatever at home, then i get the urge to take a shit. in the dream i get up and go take the shit, but then right away after, it's crazy, but i have to shit again, so i go take care of business again, thinking that should take care of it. two full bowel movements, right? there can't be anything left in there. so i breathe a sigh of relief and get back to what i was doing. (the last one i was out snowboarding for some reason) but wouldn't you know it, as soon as i get back into it, i feel a knock at the backdoor and i can't ignore it. so i head back in to talk to a man about a horse, and really give it the heave-ho, try to launch that thing outta me. i'm squeezing my stomach, and standing up and doing jumping jack to try and get some help from gravity. but we're just getting started.i sit back down thinking there's no way. i start pushing, and shit starts flowing. and keeps flowing. these things usually at least break apart into smaller subcontinents, but this one seems to go on for what feels like maybe a half an hour in dream time. my sphincter is running a fuckin' marathon, i'm grabbing a cup of gatorade from someone on the sidelines as i go.i've been thinking about getting a dog, what do you think?
>>219435947I fall in love too easily and ironically it's making love impossible
>>219435947Is it normal to be daydreaming then suddenly have an embarrassing memory pop in which makes you mumble "fuck", another bad word, or a string of profanity involuntarily?
>>219435947>Hey, Doctor Crane. Lately my bowel movements haven't been as regular as they've been in the past. I exercise regularly, drink plenty of water, am not overweight, don't drink, and I'm a vegetarian. When I do have a bowel movement or pass gas, it's usually so vile smelling that I start gagging. Y-you are a physician, right?
I always thought it was odd how niles and roz’s relationship went from animosity to occasional flirtation and it was never addressed. It just went nowhere, especially considering once Daphne married Niles, her family showed up (terrible) and she turned into a raging cunt.
