>wait... wait... now. At precisely 6:59am... put a lego at the right side of his bed.
>steps on the lego>"FUCKING NIGGER FUCK"
>make a police car go blaring past his house at 1:30 AM for no reason
>>219436389>he's at a quiet office? put a fart in his butt.
>>219436389>have his date excuse herself to go to the bathroom and then sneak out of the resturant
>>219436389>now make it a 'Feed and Seed'
>>219436389
>he's about to fall asleep? trigger exploding head syndrome.
>>219441402
>Make all the threads on /tv/ about tranny shit instead of anything worthwhile.. then post an interesting thread>"Sir that is a bit cruel don't you think-">And then start spamming about kdramas...
>>219436389Make her leave him on unopened for a week and then reply
>>219436389>drop his pants in front of the class when he's giving his book report
>>219436389>A lego
>he's almost out of a year-long depressive episode? kill one of his parents.
imagine if they somehow got Truman to do commercials for things but he had no idea
>>219442105>have an Indian man driving a semi truck kill half his classmates on a field trip
>>219436773I just woke up my dog
>>219436389>He's in the middle of the city, perfect, give him an itchy butthole.
>>219441611Dude this happened to me a couple times after banging my head on a cupboard door. Shit was AWFUL
>he's made friends at his new job and seems to enjoy getting up and being active in the morning? Herniate a disk; L3-L4 should do nicely
>Make a girl interested in him for the first time in a decade.>Now, the mother he lives with because he's a NEET? The one he tells people he chose to move in with so he could take care of her? Give her a brain hemorrhage so he actually has to take care of her.>He and the girl, are they both unsure whether he'll have time for her? Good, now help them work past it. Make them really start to care for each other.>Now give him ED.
>>219447578>anon self inserts into his writingStop gooning you fuckin retard
