/tv/ this is Popcorn Guy with an urgent message. My health condition has worsened and my medical bills have multiplied to outrageous levels. I cannot afford my next treatment so I ask you in good faith to please donate to my health fund. I promise it is for a good cause. I have provided theatergoers with tasty popcorn served at affordable prices for months so all I ask of you is a small donation. As a reward for your generosity I will give you one free large popcorn and as usual, extra butter is ON THE HOUSE
not really into popcorn sorry
>>219441230Alright where do I send these google play cards?
>>219441307DO NOT REDEEM
>go to starcade>see this
>>219441230I hate wagies who show off like this begging for tips. There was a new server at my favorite restaurant I've been going to for years. He was sooo "extra" when taking my order that I already felt uneasy. Then he finished writing my order and tossed the little clipboard in the air, spun around, and caught it with one hand behind his back. He did shit like this for the rest of my meal. He asked if I wanted black pepper on my creamy carbonara, I said yes, and he did it in such a flamboyant way while swaying and waving the pepper mill around while looking at me. I just kept my eyes on the plate hoping he'd go away. When he handed me the bill he gave me the most begging ass look, like I'm supposed to give him a fat tip because he did gay little dances.I tipped my normal amount (because he did serve me adequately) but I talked to the FOH manager (an old buddy I knew from miniature golf) about him. He told he was still breaking him in. Well next time i was in I loathed to see him. But I was pleasantly surprised when he served me with no theatrics. He had a kind of pathetic look on his face this time. I wonder if he knew I had something to do with his little course correction. Regardless, I was happy basic dignity was once again on offer at my favorite restaurant, and made sure to tip him the standard 8% every time.
>>219441589>TippingHoly fuck, do Americans really!?
>>219441807No, it's an urban legend.
>>219441807Yt ones lmao
>>219441230>package of dollar store gummies in one pocket>24 fl oz bottle of soda in the otherheh, good luck with your triple bypass, kid
>>219441230I gave all my money to Brad Pitt. He was in the hospital, you know.
>>219443518That was a scam anon *cough cough* I am genuinely sick af
>>219441230I'm surprised nobody's made sloppa of this consummate gentleman yet
>>219441230If you weren't such a fat fuck you'd be okay Shake your man titties all you want, you won't get any shekels
>>219441230A small popcorn at theater costs 500rs. PatheticMedium 750rsLarge 950rs
>>219441230Dude, you probably just aspirated a few pieces of popcorn. Hazard of the trade.Relax, you'll be fine.
>>219441589>he was still breaking him inHe took his rags off?
>>219446720corn status: popped
>>219441589Hibachi chefs that flip knives and spatulas and light the big fire that scares little kids are the only wagies I honestly respect. Although when they tell you to open your mouth to flip a piece of food into it I always refuse because when they miss YOU take 100% of the blame.
>>219446139Rip.
