What the fuck is happening in this movie!?
It's a bad movie and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>219442449kino production design and costumes
KORBEN DALLAAAAAAAAASSS
>>219442449Multipass.
>>219442449Never liked this movie. Style over substance and then love conquers all bullshit. Gay and lame. Chris Tucker sucks. Tiny Zeus Lister as the president was cool.
>>219442449AZIZ
>>219442449Why does this movie feel so different to anything else?The atmosphere, the script, the shots, the characters. It all feels completely unique
>>219444249Because other than being in English, it's actually a French movie.
2 Golden Menus.
>>219443839>>219443972fpbp
>>219442449Choreographed combined threaded intersecting chaos. I am not even being ironic. The whole thing is just a mess of interweaving coincidences and motives that align perfectly to disrupt each other. Great film.
JEAN-BAPTISTEEMANUELZORG
>>219444249Watch Amelie and you'll understand
>>219442449Masonic Sun Worship
>>219442449women owe me bandage cosplay
>>219442449
it's actually an easy to follow movie
>>219442449OP asking the right questions.The answer is kino. Kino is happening Anon.
>>219442449If you ever needed a definition of Kino. 5th element is it. >>219442510Be gone contrarian. You can't even articulate why you dislike things you just mistake being insufferable as a personality trait. >All star cast>Actual fashion house supplying the wardrobe and extras>Based on a french VN yet somehow adapted so as not to instantly repel real humans>Simple yet serious plot with comic relief moments that never feel out of place >Oldman and Willis obliterating the scenery >Whacky ass techno classical sound trackIt goes all in on being a crazy eurotrash sci fi adventure. It's as close to perfect kino as you can get. It literally has tons of "marvel quips" movements yet they are done so well you don't care and they never detract from the seriousness stakes of the plot.
>>219442510>>219443959Edgy try hard contrarian faggots. Immediately kill your selves.
>>219452103It's a shane about Valerian though. It's really hard to catch lighting in a bottle twice.
HELM, 108!!!
>>219442449It's like 84 Dune. Shut your brain off and enjoy the otherworldly kino.
>>219442449Better than Hail Reddit.Armageddon is a classic, for real Muricans (and others)
>>219452212valerian is still fun, but it suffered from terrible leads.
>>219442449For me is its fascinating movie. No one makes things this good anymore.
>>219442510Stop it, gary! The people love it and you as zorg! Live with it!
>>219451592I hope there is still girls going to music events and wearing leeloo cosplay.
>>219442449GIMME DA CASH
>>219455964I mean, Jupiter ascending could have done it if the script and direction and casting and sound design wasn't so sloppy.
>>219454961Valerian unironically turns the point of the story into fucking opposite of it. Casting of main characters is one of the worst in the history of cinema, yet its lesser crime to what it did actual story. It isn't just the point of that specific comic book, its the main story of the comic series.
>>219442449best movie ever
>>219442449super green kino
>>219456373>someone else couldve done it if they werent shit at iti mean, yeah
>>219455520>Its good new, i bet your lunch on it>YOUR FIRED>Hey, you won a free lunchEvery side character is pure soul
>>219459230I like nice hat guy
>>219456514honestly, it's a low bar, but fifth element spent more time trying to make its sci-fi make sense than star wars. hell, that scene makes more sense than most star trek sci-fi.
>>219456141I thoroughly enjoy his sad dance when Bruce Willis tricks him
>>219452159unironically i feel like indians would love this shit
>>219459592They even cut out a bunch of stuff. The garbage pile at the airport was supposed to be a whole side plot of alien trash collectors on strike but they had to remove it
>>219442449Kino is happening, Anon.
>>219455990I am always sad when I remember Gary doesn't think he did well in this, everybody loves Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
