Rumor is the movie revolves around Gizmo befriending a human family while hiding from an organization seeking to eliminate him, in the process spawning a new batch of gremlins.
great, another meme actor who's in every goddamned thing
should have taken red letter medias idea and have it set in the white house, imagine the evil gremlins pretending to be congressmen, imagine a trump gremlin, this shit writes itself
>>219443728ew no
>>219443214So a gremlin is going to be the main character? Cool.
>>219443214what happened to the anon who's gf got the ick and left because the celeb he likes is Jenna?Post more Jenna kino
>>219443645What the fuck is a meme actor you zoomer moron lmao
>>219443214Won't stop until she is injected into every franchise ever made.
>>219443214I'd lead her Gremlin role.
jenna makes me skeetmax
>>219443214she kind of looks like Sigourney Weaver, but retarded
>>219444919
>>219443214>lead role in Gremlins 3Another female gremlin like that cutie from part 2?
Fuck Jenna
>>219445751don't mind if I do
They won
>>219443886>>219444227>>219444300
>>219446647shell shocked face
>>219444085Not him, but he explains it in the post. An actor who is shoved into everything, like Tom Hanks from the late 80s to early 2000s. You have a quirky horror movie? Gotta get Jenna Ortega!If they do go this route, I wonder how they'll explain what happened to Billy.
>>219448020>You have a quirky horror movie?When was Tom Hanks ever in a quirky horror movie?
>>219443728>imagine a trump gremlinThere is an 80% chance there will indeed be a Trump Gremlin in this movie. He's so often the butt of jokes and he has an iconic look which would easily be Gremlinified, so I think the temptation will simply be far too great. I doubt the role will be anything more than a gag, though.
>>219448020>If they do go this route, I wonder how they'll explain what happened to Billy.It's been over 35 years, anon. Billy moved on with his life. At this point, he's looking forward to retirement. Maybe he's Jenna's grandfather. Or maybe he's dead by now.
>>219443214I'm honestly not sure if this is real or a bit about her being gremlin sized
>not directed by joe danteno thanks
>>219449324>joe danteThe Divina Comedia guy?
>>219443214Is she playing the Gremlette?
>>219448292He'd only be in his early 60s, plus Gizmo was his beloved pet. Not including him would be very odd, and killing him off just to to pander with Hollywood's current FOTM brown woman would be very gay
>>219443214Beetlejuice, scream, now gremlins. How many more beloved franchises will she destroy?
>>219449856Little Puck scares me more than turns me on and not even in a hot dominatrix way
>>219443214Cool. Another legacy sequel we can pretend does not exist.
>>219444085It's a derivative of meme quarterback. The kind that ends up having played on every unsuccessful team in the space of only a few years.
>>219443645And basically, nearly plays the same type of character anyway.
>>219443214So she's playing the lead gremlin
>>219455090Literally first thing I thought
>>219448643She’s not that small really
>>219448743Very good.
>>219443916Why’s she always showing off her feet?
>>219455616Socially more acceptable than showing off her tits.
>>219455650Could she maybe do both?
When will Jenna’s chubby latina genes start kicking in?
>>219455660She tried in that disgusting chicken-eating series on youtube. But then they pulled the video and recut it.
>>219455696Were you surprised that her nips were pink?
>>219455714Nah.
>>219443214Ortega WPoggers in the chat
>>219455714>>219455696Where unedited nipslip chicken cam sirs?
>>219443214>Gremlins 3they really want to rape literally anything we had before?
>>219455769umm ya
>>219455650what tits?
>>219455762Thought aznude had it, but seems like they only have screencaps, no vid.
>>219455793These ones
>>219449324the director of bone tomahawk and that mel gibson kino actually tried to pitch a gremlins 3 damn this was a couple years ago
She really is tinyWhat does this mean for her short and long term career prospects?What does this mean for her private life?
>>219451415>>219448292Zach Galligan aka Billy already confirmed he's in Gremlins 3. Chick might be returning too
>>219456003it means you have a chance to frame mog if you get bone lengthening surgery bradda
>>219456042>Frame mogIn English?
>>219456051You speak English, Brada? bery good improvemants!
>>219455913>Un peu de folie dansWhat? Un peu de folie dans what?You think the text wraps around to the inside? I need to know what the bit of crazyness is in!
>>219443214>hiding from an organization seeking to eliminate himSo ICE? Oh boy, can't wait.
>>219456097
>>219456097Does this help?
>>219456144Well, that doesn't exactly answer it. But appreciated anyway. Very appreciated.
>>219455692Jenna isn't like Gomez, Lovato and Moner. Her white genes won out, hence the pink nips and lips.
>>219456219>and lipsBut we haven't seen her lips yet, anon.
>>219443214...and who'll play the human main character?
>>219456219>white genesShe’s 100% Latina, no?
>>219443214won't take long in the makeup chair, sensible choiceI guess she's an "eaten after midnight"
>>219456297Does she look 100%?
>>219456322I think so
>>219456368She's unironically whiter than you.
>>219443214Well, that just ruined my day. I consider her as one of those 'only there for the pay check' actresses. Of course that's often the case, but her bland acting makes it really obvious.Therefore, punched her in the face. Don't make me do it again, Jenna.
>>219448292they should have Billy back, make him 60 and have Jenny "Wetback" Vegetable-garden as his girlfriend.he can force her to wear short skirts, and she'll giggle whenever he demeans her
>>219451626she was also in the munsters remake
>>219455769it's been 25 years of this did you think they'd stop?they'll soon be remaking sequels just to ensure the things are utterly ravaged.
>>219443214
>>219456758those freaks make us look normal.even foot posters look like a well kempt chap in a suit on his way back to the office after lunch
>>219455090>leadGreta the Gremlin would absolutely mog her.
>>219455769Sure because 2 totally wasn't a rape of the first one at all, the Hulk Hogan cameo was 100% necessary for the story and not at all a marketing stunt.
>>219457135Greta the Gremlin is literally the role they're casting her for, anon.It's gonna be her first real sex scene as well!
>>219457155Oh I forgot Greta did survive, but the original Greta would mog Greta Ortega.
>>219457155
>>219457180>I forgot Greta did surviveHow could you? She's the star of the film.
She will play a gremlin? Perfect casting.
>>219443214Oh fuck yeah! Maybe Snood will make a cameo.
>>219455616Because she knows they’re perfect.
>>219456219Means she’ll wall even harder lol
>>219457348>Maybe Snood will make a cameo.You do understand that they're not a package deal, right?
>>219457421they should be
>>219443214quite easily the best set of feet and legs in holywood right now - and she knows it. i cant think of any other actress that even comes close.
>>219456297>She’s 100% Latina, no?>100%Do you mutt niggers really think there is a Latino race? lmaoThere are White, black, native latinos. Most of them are mestizos, so basically White/native mutts like Americans
>>219457569>a Latino raceI think it's called "larynx" nowadays, anon.
>>219451756>>219449856I like her sissy video. You know the one.
>>219443214She doesn't look anything like a gremlin
>>219457635>She doesn't look anything like a gremlinSee >>219445259. She has the perfect body. A bit of makeup will do the rest.
>>219443214what happens when she gets wet?
>>219457706She reproduces. With a White man.
>>219457718When you really think about it, wasn't the message of the first film a bit racist, or at least anti-China?When the pet is with the Chinese man, he does everything he can to keep it from reproducing, at the cost of the pet's freedom.But the nice white man feeds the pet provides for it, and also lets it reproduce.
