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For me its unedited footage of a bear

>>219447478
I can't believe I never saw this until 2020.

>>219447478
Ultimately, there truly were too many Cooks. We all learned a valuable lesson about how a broth can be spoiled, and how people suffer and die as a consequence of allowing a great surplus of Cooks... It's ironic: They were strong enough in numbers, but somehow they fell under their own weight.

>In the future, you can never have... Too Many Cooks.

>>219448814
but they fill our hearts with love

>>219448185
This fucked me up at 3 in the morning

>>219449692
So much love...

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>>219448185
>antidepressant's side effects include increased risk of suicide

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>>219447478
>>219448912

You can never have too many

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>>219448185
THIS IS MY SERMON

>>219448185
That was cool

>>219447478
Always the most annoying kid putting this on at school or a party to shock le normies

The pink thing in This House makes me irrationally afraid of mirrors and someone walking into my bedroom unexpectedly.
I like to think the pink guy thing is related to or directly connected to Alantutorial.

>>219449969
Unironically. It's the #1 side-effect of 95% of antidepressants.
Others include:
>impotence or lack of orgasm (sometimes permanent)
>heart palpitations or heart attack
>increased risk of self harm
>hallucinations
>loss of body coordination
>fever
>diarrheal
>disorientation
>immunodeficency
>coma
>neurolepsy
>blindness
>addiction
>awful withdrawal symptoms
And about 100 more.
Never, fucking EVER agree to taking any antidepressants.

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>>219455608
>immunodeficency

>>219455608
that's pretty much what all drug side effects say

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>>219455638
Yeah, kinda. med-induced aids.
99% of the time psychiatrists have no fucking clue what'll happen when you take those meds.
>>219455683
That's a dishonest thing to say.
Also, if you read side effects of anti-depressants, it also says how often those symptoms appear. And they have a ton of side-effects in the range of "more than 1 in 10 people got those) and a shitton of side-effects in the range of ">1/100 to 1/10 people got it."
I'm not sure how med leaflets look in USA. I assume they're as solid as the entire US healthcare, so you might not be told just how often those side-effects happen.

>>219448185
>unedited footage of a bear
>the bad guy isn't a bear
Pure garbage

>>219448185
This was reddit. Same with too many cooks

>>219458473
you're reddit

>>219453239
>kid
Underage-
>2014
AGH! AGGGHHHH!

>>219458473
What isn't "reddit"? What do you like? What makes you happy? What do you have to live for?

>>219448185
Wouldn't it be funny if she peed herself while standing there menacingly? Just a thought, haha.

i thought Alan Resnick would keep making kino after UFoaB and This House Has People in it but he just keeps making shorts that aren't as good but it takes him like four years each time.

>>219448185
>>219458670
It's peak reddit.
>dude safe white suburbs are actually scary
>no one there is happy and they take crazy prescription drugs just to cope
>then they snap and do something terrible!!!
Although this meme was pushed hardest in the 00s, not sure why they did it in the mid-10s

>>219448185
>>219453101
For like a 1:30 long song it is very catchy

>>219461493
it says a lot about the struggles in your life when you have to invent shit to get upset about

>>219461493
this was just a funny vid you colossal faggot. your mind is fucking broken

>>219463695
No it wasn’t. I’d much rather watch a King of the Hill re-run than these awful adult swim shorts trying to be deep.

>>219463551
Just because you don't understand the meaning behind the things you watch doesn't mean other people are wrong because they actually pay attention. Everything from adult swim, and indie horror in general, is such safe edgy slop designed to push leftist messaging.

>>219463551
>>219463695
It's fine to be peak reddit. Just be honest iwth yourselves.

>>219448185
Why are they trying to copy 28 days later or some shit

>>219458670
Not much anymore, unfortunately. That's the point. Faggots and Communists have infiltrated every single hobby and pass time. The point is to deny you of any and all outlets and escapism until you either conform and get to enjoy them again, or refuse and kill yourself from becoming a shut in and then you're not a problem anymore.
You can't even watch sports anymore without faggot shit being pushed down your throat. It's all designed to make you accept the faggot shit or die trying.

>>219463968
>and pass time
esl third worlder, absolutely shocking

>>219464013
Nice deflection, retard. I'm sure you were sweating and crying, gritting your teeth looking for the slightest mistake so you can dismiss my entire response and focus on that. Imagine believing you need to be an ESL to dislike faggot shit. Never seen a bigger cuck on this website.

>>219463968
how do you even go outside

>>219447478
Genuinely great and funny, it's extremely popular so contrarians will probably dismiss it as reddit or whatever but it's a great skit

>IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW

>>219464223
There aren't faggots around where I live, it's not really that hard. Just because I don't want to conform doesn't mean I can't live my life. Just becomes a lot more difficult, by design.

>>219464133
>strawman strawman strawman
Boo hoo nigga. YOU are the one letting weirdos control you. Oh, you can't shitpost about a hobby on reddit because reddit is full of trannies? That means you can't enjoy it? Fucking enjoy it yourself or with your friends(lol). I play d&d and warhammer with my friends every week and we're writing our own fun little stories and having our characters lob racial slurs at each other every session, despite both of these things being "corrupted by wokeness" already. Commie bullshit cannot enter your mind or your home unless you let it.

>>219448185
I DECLARE MY DISINTEREST
IN THE BETTER
INTEREST OF THE
FACULTY AND STAFF

>>219464427
>I play d&d and warhammer
Yeah that was pretty obvious

>>219461493
Reddit defends taking drugs for every tiny issue all the time. Exposing the abuse is pro-white.

>>219447478
RIP Smarf

>>219464518
Uhh yeah, "exposing" non-existent conditions in white suburbia (as opposed to the fent zombie wasteland you ledditors live in) is so friggin based and redpilled bro

>>219464665
Where do you think white liberal women come from? They're all hopped up on SSRIs.

>>219464811
Which is why they moved away and spend their life hating white suburbia. You're either trolling or really retarded

>>219464863
??? That's the fucking point I'm making here. Parodies like this expose the mechanics that can lead white people astray. If he had pointed out that the creator of said drug is jewish you would get it.

>>219447478
The parody of 80s tv intros that just keeps going and getting more and more elaborate and ridiculous is funny. But once it gets le dark and twisted it becomes reddit.

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This is the story of C.O.O.K.S.: Cybernetic Operational Optimized Knights of Science. Defending humanity against Beast Rebels Of The Hellscape. When it comes to the future, you can never have.... too many cooks.

>>219460015
I hate to admit I've been pretty disappointed by his career recently. Back when he had his streak of Alantutorial-Bear-House, it seemed like he was poised to reinvent the genre of horror and become the next big thing. But instead he's done...pretty much nothing since then. Children of the Mirror was good but from my understanding he was just an actor in that. I still have hope that he'll get a big break and direct a feature or something, but he needs to pick up the pace in the meantime. Either way I'll still consider him a genius for his earlier projects.

>>219448185
For me it's Lords of Synth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXgNo5Smino

>>219448185
BULLDOZE THE COMMUNITY GARDEN
AND REPLACE IT WITH GLASS

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>>219458473
>>219461493
Yes, Mr. Anon. Everything is reddit.

>>219448185
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON
THIS IS MY SERMON

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>>219447478
>>219448185
>all the good adult swim infomercials were 10+ years ago

>>219455608
Yet majority of people who try to them decide to stay on them due to the positice effects. There's like a 0,005% chance for any of those. t. a doctor who prescribes antidepressants and other drugs

>>219455795
>99% of the time psychiatrists have no fucking clue what'll happen when you take those meds.

Lmao yes we do, they are the first thing you learn while prescribing them. You're pretty fucking retarded for thinking that other people are that retarded, probably not very educated.

>>219465436
>this is how mike actually looks these days

>>219465588
>>219465633
>0,005% chance for any of those
>effects that at least in 1 in 10 people
Damn, you bots are even on /tv/

>>219465230
for me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsRNb7KepDA

>>219447478
>Too Many Cooks EXPLAINED!
>4:24:43

>>219465588
>Yet majority of people who try to them decide to stay on them due to the positice effects.
I think the main issue here is that they do have some chance of completely wrecking the life of anyone that takes them. It's very unlikely that after this happens any doctor would tell you 'oh yeah all your current problems were caused by the medicine we prescribed you'.

>>219448493
Based man of culture.
Love the ending of this.

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>>219448493
Why hasn't Alan Resnick been able to make a movie? I think he would make something incredible

>>219463888
Concerning yourself this much with something you claim to hate to the point where you have to classify everything as “is or isn’t [thing]” is way gayer than reddit, which is insanely fucking gay itself. Sorry to break it to you.

>>219464331
I couldn't face those streets without you

>>219447478
Today's tangentially related information to OP's post.

There was a Canadian band called Too Many Cooks. They do have a couple of good songs.
One is called Refuse to Die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr8mcO3uUCM

Another is Believe Me Sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtJ2xZismeY&list=RDGtJ2xZismeY&start_radio=1

>>219468345
She's cute. I liked her in the walking dead

>>219463968
Listen and learn, a jewish golem is talking

>>219460015
I think its because while his ideas are very strange and interesting, there's not a lot of actual substance to it. At lot of it is just supposed to be weird and not make sense, causing an uneasy feeling and weird sense of dread. If you look at that "Can I come Inside?" Video, its just him playing a weirdo and isn't very interesting. Even "This House" is fairly one note and only really works because nothing is explained. Having a 90 or even 60 minute feature would require more thoughtful world building that I don't think he's capable of. I love Alan Tutorial, but thats all you can really do with the concept

>>219465091
I like the one where she's hiding in the closet, and then her name starts to scroll up and the theme starts play, revealing her hiding place for the killer

>>219465997
The chance is around the same as a restaurant serving you food that gives you fatal food poisoning.

stupid demonic bullshit

>>219468278
you are literally r3ddit. see how you got offended by a simple statement fact.

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Thread is sleeping on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg29TuWo0Yo

>>219470587
This is literally happening because of ChatGPT. A girl at my college worked the site to basically act as a digital version of herself, freaky stuff man

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>>219455608
>It's the #1 side-effect
don't forget death!

>>219470327
Bane?

>>219455608
There's a theory that teens who are put on SSRIs end up trooning out due to sexual dysfunction and bodily disconnect. I was drugged as a teen. They made me want to isolate instead of socializing because of the risk/reward factor. God knows what other fucked up side effects they caused. I wish I could sue those doctors.

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To dziecko nie jest moje. Te dziecko jest coś z ciemności. Ja porodziłam ludzkie przekleństwo. Ja mogę zapytać o łaskę, co ja nie dostanę. Moja dusza będzie połknięta i wymiotowana, i połknięta jeszcze raz. Na zawsze. Chory żart ale nikt się nie śmieje. Moja krew zostanie. Śmierć nie jest końcem. Jestem w piekle. To jest piekło.

>>219470502
Oh my, please do keep sperging out. It’s funny.

>>219448814
tldr excessive amount of cooks
https://youtu.be/dhNAAhVN8AQ?t=51

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>>219453239
that kid is 25 years old now with two kids

>>219447478
I read it as "too many cocks" and my mind went to very dark places...

>>219448185
It bums me out that they never finished the secret browser game/thing they tied in with this

>>219475678
Ella hollywood?

>>219465919
I like the dont hug me im scared lore dive with the puppet cat.

>>219465409
This fucking song k8cks ass! Its better than anything slipknot released in the last album. It could easily by a metal classic with wait and bleed and prison song.

>>219447478
my first experience with too many cooks was when I was hitchhiking and I impromptu slept over at some college kids house and they were channel flipping while we were high on all kinds of drugs and started questioning what was happening on the television.

>>219449969
I tried to kill myself in a blizzard by laying in the snow at night after my fiancee left me at age 19. someone saw me in the morning and called the cops and I woke up in the hospital. they put me on antidepressants and benzoites and shit. I swallowed like 400 pills after a couple of weeks of that and woke up in the hospital getting my stomach pumped. I 100% knew the meds they put me on were the cause of the second suicide attempt, because I was already horrifyingly sad and the drugs made me feel even worse and I knew it. I am 33 and haven't used any prescription drugs since. I also am completely mentally stable and very happy with life.

>>219461493
I work residential construction and white suburbs are literally the only places where trans flags and blm sign posts are in people’s front yards. If you glorify the suburbs, you’re a bug man.

>>219468005
>Why hasn't Alan Resnick been able to make a movie?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt20770996/

>>219447478
Crazy how this came out almost a full cultural generation ago. In a few years kids will be randomly discovering it on whatever platform comes after tiktok, seeing random clips of it.

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he's me

>>219455795
Bullshit anti therapy nonsense spread by disinfo agents that want mentally ill people to stay mentally ill because they'll be more likely to ingest schizo dogma. More schizos = more destabilising elements in our democratic nations causing more polarisation and shooting etc.
>>219455683 is 100% right. All medications have those stupidly long lists of side effects for liability reasons. Anti depressants have always cited suicidal thoughts and ideation as a side effect. Probably became standard since everybody on them is depressed ffs.

When will you retards see that this is a coordinated plan to make the west look pathetic. They don't want you to improve yourself or seek treatment because a strong and healthy West terrifies them.

>>219482187
Clarissa explains it all would have gotten fucked by me if I could get in her window. Are you kidding me?!

>>219449969
The person I went to wouldnt put me on any meds as she said I was too suicidal and that it could make me seppuku myself

>>219448185
Bear? What? WTF is this?

>>219482377
You're brown

>>219482953
Your a dweeb if you would be around a hottie and not make a move. Later, dorkmeister!

For me, it's Cool Dad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLGYzOH4be8

>>219468005
He is so smart he is so small, what is his origin tale?

>>219478088
I don’t like it when people claim to be happy because I cope with my own misery by believing everybody is secretly miserable too. Therefore I choose to believe you’re lying either to me or to yourself.

>>219453312
Same, shit was freaky.

>>219449969
depression makes you inactive and suicidal but the wrong antidepressants can make you more active and keep your suicidality, those come together to make you more likely to commit suicide.

I liked Too Many Cooks more, but Icelandic Ultra Blue is carved into my memory

>>219486183
The Book of Jesus lives rent free in my head

>>219447478
>>219448493
Early to mid 2010s horror videos were a cozy era.

>>219471126
I used to have that same pink tile in my bathroom growing up

>>219486453
>horror
>cozy

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Out of the way plebbit losers.

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Cool Blue Car is slept on cause Alan isn't in it, he only directed it.

>>219471126
/thread

>>219470327
Unedited footage of a big guy

>>219468642
swole tiddies

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>>219471126
A sick joke, but no one is laughing.

>>219486674
>>219486720
New weird?

>>219465588
>t. xanax zombie

>>219475344
But eugenics is the practise of creating something by mixing desirable traits. So if that resulted in white people, then that would mean white people are made up of primarily desirable traits. How does that make Yakub evil?

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>>219486453
hell yeah

>>219448493
I watched some faggot’s 3 hour long video essay breakdown of this and it was the biggest waste of time in my life

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Get back to work, faggots. This thread is irredeemably retarded. - Sade

>>219448185
>>219447478
We need a channel for horror short kinos

>>219473952
Ok, just give me a minute

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>Dude what if kid friendly thing was actually sick and TWISTED

I absolutely do not miss this type 00s humor.

>>219497524
So much of adult swim’s humor was also highly dependent on audiences being familiar with the concept of public access television, which had largely gone away by the early 00s when adult swim premiered.

>>219468005
I LOVE MY. WIFE?

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>>219455608
>Never, fucking EVER agree to taking any antidepressants
What about Tiapridal?

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>>219465588
>t. a doctor who prescribes antidepressants
so you're a jewish scammer?

t. psychiatrist

fuck I hate you retards that make a thread about some obscure shit then never mention the name of it in your pathetic circlejerk thread. Kill yourselves.

>>219497920
Look up adult swim infomercials. They’re a series of short films that aired back in the late 00s/early 2010s.

>>219497524
This gets a pass from me because it's not
"What if the scooby gang were all creeps and killers?"
but instead "What if a bunch of serial killers were placed in the role of the scooby gang?"

>>219497920
The name is literally the only text in the post you fucking astonishing retard

>>219497997
You can generally assume that anything someone complains about an adult cartoon doing Venture Bros did right.

>>219497997
I feel like you just want this concept and are looking for the most flimsiest excuse to be allowed to enjoy it. Because it's still basically the same subversive bullshit. "WHAT IF CUTE KID THING WAS...NOT CUTE??!?! :OOOOOO"

>>219497920
>why aren't you spoonfeeding me
kill yourself

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>>219497920
its not cool to provide links bro thats tryhard behavior ok and what shills do.

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>>219496498
>youtube took it down
pathetic

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>>219448185
Where was the bear

>>219497524
counterpoint: wonder showzen

>>219499108
The bear is there, that webm is not the full thing.

>>219448185
gay and no scary

>>219465588
>Yet majority of people who try to them decide to stay on them due
same with cigarettes and heroin!