Brutal stuff.
Reddit lost
If I'm going to watch something stupid, it may as well be something fun
>>219454968>movie just released>MADE 400 BAJILLION ALREADYblatantly money laundering, there's no way in hell people are flooding to theatres
>>219457661this, it took a long time to realize why movies are racial/lgtb filth, mediocre reboots, shitty plots...it never mattered. It's all money laundering
>>219454968Project Hail Mary sounds like a book I'd receive as a gift from family/friends, never read beyond the first page, and then use as a stand for my lamp while it collects dust.
>>219454968Why is Mario doing so much better than Sonic?
I saw the Mario movie. It's pretty mediocre. I liked a few parts, but it wasn't fun to watch and Yoshi sucked.
>>219460217Good truthful honest giant plumber Mario resonates with people, unlike the smug furry
Why do kids and eternal manchildren like Nintenslop so much? I grew out of that shit when Twilight Princess turned out to be mediocre. Never bought another Nintendo product after that.
>>219460217I dunno. I think Sonic sucks, but his movies are more entertaining.
>>219460318You sound like a child.
Project Hail Mario is saving the industry.
Bing bing bing YAHHHHOOOOOO>Basedface.jpg
>>219457661Did you not go to the theater this weekend? You need to support this family family flick to stick it to woke Hollywood and to reclaim your cinematic birthright.
>>219460318Cocomelon effect. Very bright, cheery, addictive graphics. Additionally, they are very good with their music, Jap composers in general are and Nintendo are kind of the gold standard. Nintendo will find characters that their children/manchildren love and keep them around forever, creating dedicated repeat buyers too.
>>219457661Don’t underestimate the kid market, movies can be successes based entirely off that demographic. There’s a reason no one makes high budget horror movies and it’s because kidbux are legit.
