I think that the speedrunning community could make for a great documentary flick
>>219457530running with speed (2023)
>>219457826>running with speed (2023)is this funny?
>>219457530why dont speedrunners kill themselves? clearly they dont enjoy life
>>219457826What a shitty name. Should be called Record TimeOrAny Percent: ...or how I learned to throw away caution and mash the b button
Why is speedrunning the most tranny community? They're like 80% trannies.
I don't get it, why would I watch someone else play games.
>>219457909Unemployed so they get into niche shit like this.Then they demand to be paid and recognized for their slop-hobby by governments
>hunter schafer as cosmoi will now watch your docukino
>>219457530You can tell this is old because there are no pronouns next to the runners names
>>219457530Has there ever been a speed runner murder? All those trannies make it seem like a recipe for huge drama and possibly deadly violence.
>>219457892>why dont speedrunners kill themselves?you clearly know nothing about the community lmao
>>219457909Autism explains both. Autists love the comfort of repetition. Doing the same thing over and over soothes them. And autists are also more likely to be trans because of AGP and other trannies telling them that’s why they never fit in.
Isn't ready player one basically that? A film about finding a glitch in a computer game to beat it more effectively.
>>219457932>why would I watch someone else play sports
>>219457530I would really prefer if you would be quiet.
>>219457909joining the 41% is technically speedrunning life
>>219458127yeah exactly. why?
>>219458127this but unironically
>>219458064One lost a madden tournament and shot the place up live during the event, multiple died.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Jacksonville_Landing_shooting
>>219458850>perpetrator was Jewishshocking. absolutely shocking.
>>219457909Used to be fine, then they got infiltrated and flooded with troons around 2018 or so. GDQ has been completely unwatchable since then.
>>219458850It's very mysterious why this didn't get 24/7 national coverage for weeks and weeks.
>>219457909You know what I love? They have a women's speedrunning event/community called Frame Fatales, it's 90% tranny. They've literally pushed out the women.
>>219459602CLEAN IT UP, JANNY
>>219459641Because only 2 people died, its not big news anymore, especially in America, unless they get up in the double digits
>>219457909Trannies look for any community that doesn't gatekeep to infiltrate and take over. Speedrunners are desperate for people to share their nonsense with.
isn't the whole thing just trying again and again until you get lucky? what the fuck is the point of that?
>>219462412With the Yugioh game in the OP yeah that seems luck-based, hope the CPU bricks while you draw the good shit. Other games might require more complex tricks to do stuff but it’s all about consistently doing it throughout the entire run until you have the fastest time.
>>219462412Anything RNG-heavy makes for lame speedrunning, though it is hilarious if someone gets crazy luck and still chokes it.The only speedruns I find interesting are ones where they have to execute a ton of precise tricks at risk of losing massive time. Glitchless platformers, Souls games, stuff like that. Racing games can be fun just to see how much people can optimize.Stuff like "I clipped through the entire map and used a menuing glitch to kill the final boss" is retarded imo.
>>219458093It’s funny watching the stereotypical depictions of “nerds” in the media (glasses, overly analytical to the point of being annoying, awkward in behavior and appearance, nasally robotic voice) are the writer referencing some kid they probably knew who was on the spectrum before autism was a known quantity, and the “nerd” moniker was co-opted by normies wearing Walmart Spider-Man shirts.
>dedicate your entire life to the gayest and most boring activity imaginable >whole scene turns trans
>>219459658Wait till you see smash “sisters”
for me it's lackattack
>>219459602>spilled popcorn just to high five some autist worst trade deal in the history of trade deals
>>219462702trans also really lick bluey for some reason
Speed running, the "runners" and the ""fans"" are all retarded.
>>219462702I can smell this picture
>>219457530>playing pot of greed?>it’s current year, guys!
>>219462639To me, no other speedrun game comes close to SM64. Speedrunning it is 90% just playing the game well, which is really entertaining to watch, and the other 10% is exploiting glitches that are difficult to pull off and also interesting to watch. You don’t need to understand how to do a BLJ to be entertained watching Mario buttscoot backwards up the stairs at near light speed.
>>219462869I used to speedrun Diablo 2.Why? I love the game, hadn't played it for years and wanted to try something new. Finishing the game fast as possible made completely new tactics and playstyles, so it was fun way to revisit the game.I didnt pour my life to it tho, just a few weeks.
>>219457892gotta shave off .3 from the Smurf Racer! wr first
>>219457530Does speed running make you a tranny or do you need to be a tranny to get into speed running.
>>219462639>Souls gameShit eating retard.
>>219464041Both a symptomatic of internet dopamine functioning brain damage, correlation not causation
are there any other speedrunners with kino rage like him?
>>219464195Sure buddy. What's your best run of Super Bing Bing Wahoo 64?
>>219457530these speedruns are fun if only because they're not even a speedrun>so now we need to go to each shrine and defeat the mages >but to do that we need to grind out pieces to make the card Twin Headed Thunder Dragon>unironically 10-12 hours of grinding the exact same duelist in practice mode for cards to make a card>and there's a chance you'll still lose to at least someone >if that happens the run is basically dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM>Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with
