Why were these movies so successful?
People like dinosaurs.
>>219458117dunno but I for one did not watch any.
>>219458117Because of kinosaurs. It's a shame so few movies feature them except jurassic slop.
>>219458117What's it like having a hot aunt?
>>219458117if bryce would just sit on my face 18 hours a day and bear my children I would be so happy
>>219458117She is so fucking cute in that movie. Too bad she basically gave up after that and turned into a big lardass.
>>219458117They're comfy adventure movies. Same with Aquaman.
>>219458117>Successful """"""""Successful""""""""
>>219458659my thoughts exactly
>>219458659I hate fat hags
>>219458117They have a monopoly on dinosaurs in film and brand name recognition.
>>219458117>>219458117These movies suck. The only good one is the 2nd half of fallen Kingdom where it says "fuck it we are a Haunted House movie now"If we had 100mins of dumb waiters, zombie clones, spooky maids, ghost girls I would crown it the 2nd best JP movie. Also there was untapped potential when all the rich oil Barron's, pharma execs and investment bankers come to bid on the dinos. The movie sets up a rampage scene of all the execs getting bodied but only like one or two of them get BTFO when they had a whole auditorium full of them.
>>219459705>The only good one is the 2nd half of fallen Kingdom where it says "fuck it we are a Haunted House movie now"What the fuck? That is the worst part of the worst movie.
>>219458410It’s kind of like Jaws. The first one executed the concept so well that everything to come after that addresses that subject will inevitably be measured against it.
>>219459731At least it's different. Dinosaurs in a Haunted House is something I've never seen done at a Kinoplex before.
>>219458322based
>>219458308merc lives matter
>>219458117i want her to put a towel on my face and waterboard me with her piss bros
>>219459815jurassic world sequel was fucking trash and ruined all my interest in the following of the franchise. No Im not talking abou tthe haunted house shit but the nigger of Justice Smith in it
>>219458659she looked the best in Fallen Kingdom. Plump and fertile
>>219459731cringe take
>>219458446Strange, she borderline molests you when your prepubescent and than showers you with endless love during your teen years. Certainly makes the noggin a joggin.
>>219459731That's why it's good, because it's ridiculousThe rest of the World series is boring dogwater
>>219458659She was perfect in the other two movies too. God I want to struggle under that huge sweaty ass while she farts up my nose bros
