>Kids, this is the story of How I Met Your Mother
>>219459609>This is the story of how I kept banging this girl who just divorced my best friend
The daughter was HOT
>>219459994Fun fact: she has Persian heritage so this is what Trump is blowing up instead of importing more bitches like this
>>219459609we met on Tinder, I fucked her in the ass, she was like "I have 2 kids is that okay with you?" and I just shruggedso that's why you're living in my house nowbtw how old are you honey? old enough to bleed iykwim?
>>219460035>she has Persian heritagePortuguese, not Persian
>>219459609>David Henrieoh yeah he exists
>>219461833Persian, not Portuguese
>>219459609i liked this show fir the first like 3 seasons but then it became reddit and im kind of embarrassed for ever liking it