Okay here's my movie idea. It's a mix between Highlander and The 40 Year Old Virgin. I call it The 400 Year Old Virgin
>>219460464is that dog real?
There can be only no bitches
>>219460464what the dog doing lol
>>219460514Yes, he was a chain smoker and dieded of cancer
I need something that's a mix of Excalibur and the best parts of Twin Peaks; taking place in an age long past, an age ancient and overflowing with beautiful green.
>>219460464Would he get bullied by ladies' man Immortal Sean Connery? Or is it a gay thing where they kill each other by penetrating the asshole until there's only one left?
>>219460464that dog is probably dead by now...
>>219461123dogs don't die moronthey go to a farm outside the city which you can't visit
also theres a music montage where hes just sitting around being a bummed out and sexually frustrated and some ai freddy mercury song about him being unable to fuck forever