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>I BYPASSED THE COMPRESSOR
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>>219460477
Tell that to Kanjiklub.
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>>219460477
Is that an actual line? So whatever fucking system she worked on doesnt have compression? Imagine I did that to your fridge.
>Hey bro the compressor wasn't working so I bypassed it
>Yeah the coolant is flowing now, but it doesnt cool anything though cause there's no compression
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>>219461143
You're welcome
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>>219461143
>Steve I think we needed that bro why'd you do it?
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>>219460477
2 things:
>this film is over a decade old. Where did that decade of (You)r life go?
>apparently she has a 10/10 ass. Can anyone confirm?
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>>219461431
I'm genuinely confused by what happened to her, go look at her filmography because she produced a lot of great films and TV shows before the sequels. What the hell happened?
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>>219461474
>her being a natural tinker which is in her bloodline is why people called her a mary sue
kek yep sure thing bro
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>>219461474
Anakin actually worked to get good at that stuff.
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>>219461615
Nah, skywalkers have trade school DNA in them and magic jedi skillz. They don't have to work at it much at all. Anakin, Luke, and lady of the compressor all show it.
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>I MADE THE SAME THREAD EVERYDAY FOR YEARS ON END
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>>219461654
Luke and Anakin had plenty of practice doing similar things. Rey didn’t.
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>>219461474
but everybody hated young Anakin as well
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>>219461474
So she's supposed to be a person who grew up as an orphan on some shitty planet, and lived as a scavenger right? She looks too perfect to have lived that lifestyle. Her skin is great and she has straight bleached white teeth. Is that planet grew up on a dumping ground for half used skin and dental products?
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>>219461800
"Practice" implies they aren't all magical space wizards with a natural gift for tinkering and breaking shit down, fixing it up, etc.
You can not like the new movies, they are trash I won't even bother to watch. But that is Skywalker's thing as a family.
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>>219462023
how come luke didnt bypass the compressor his first day onboard the millennium falcon?
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>>219461486
>What the hell happened?

Disney happened. I doubt people have much creative freedom in that space. Everything is about the bottom line. If you want to pitch an idea to Disney, it has to be commercially viable. But Disney, as an aloof and joyless cabal of shareholders, has lost sight of what the public actually want. They try to gauge the public taste by reading the bullshit on social media, a practice which always leads to ruin.

If we take social media discourse as gospel, Ghostbusters 2016 should have been a big hit. In the weeks before it released, I heard young women talk of it as a "big feminist film," a film that needed support, because by standing with these female Ghostbusters you'd be helping the cause and teaching the chauvinist bigots a lesson. But then the film arrived and flopped terribly. Turns out the supporters were more interested in arguing about the film than they were in seeing the film. Something similar has happened to Kathleen's Star Wars.
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>>219462095
Nobody asked him to duhhh
get a load of this retard
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>>219462112
*compress a load of this retard
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>>219462177
kek'd and check'd the compressor
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>>219462023
Gift doesn’t mean you’re good at it immediately with no practice like Rey.
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>>219461474
Why do retards pretend anyone criticising the sequels didn't also criticise the stupidity of the prequels?
It wouldve been so much better if Anakin's father was just killed somewhere, if C3PO had NOTHING to do with him in any shape or form and if his only gift was being good with piloting ships.
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>>219462213
Actually in this case it actually does. Jedi tinkers are innately knowledgeable in how to break down and repair shit, make it better, and so on. It is legitimately the "superpower" of the skywalkers. It is why Anakin could work on shit like he did as a kid. They "understand" how everything fits together.
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>>219461811
Chuds don't. Chuds claim that nobody hated him until RLM brainwashed people
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>>219462217
>Why do retards pretend anyone criticising the sequels didn't also criticise the stupidity of the prequels?
Because people who love the prequels' only defense is usually: "the sequels were worse!".
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>>219460477
>tfw you BOIPUSSED the CUMPRESSER
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>>219462266
Mike and Rich Evans would patrol the streets of Milwaukee in an unmarked white van for any unattended children and would grab them and shanghai them to the nearest Red Letter Media warehouse where they would use CIA MKultra brainwashing techniques using LSD and other mind altering drugs in conjunction with the Plinkett reviews to convince them that the prequels were bad films (they had to uses the most extreme techniques because love for the prequels was so ingrained in the average person).
THIS is the origin of prequel-hate.
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>>219462358
I will now watch your movie.
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>>219460477
I'd bypass her compressor
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She didn't bypass the hard work.
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>>219461486
Because in those projects she was working under someone else´s vision. Star Wars is the first time she was in full control of something.
Have you hear of "ideas guys"? people who are good a comming up with concepts but lack the skill to make them happen? the oposite exists too, people with skill to materialize ideas but unable to have good ideas.
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>>219461053
What does the Kanji club even do? Calligraphy?
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>>219461474
Prequels are garbage too, faggot.
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>>219460477
i'd bypass my dick into her asshole until climax if you catch my drift
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>>219461474
me on the left (I'm a registered democrat)
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>>219462950
No I'm going to need an explanation on this one.
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>>219460477
now the audio peaks are gonna be abrasive and the lower points of the waveform are gonna be lost in the mix. stupid bitch.
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>>219461474
Anakin in TPM was overpowered too and badly written. But even in the prequels it took 10+ years for him to properly hone his use of the force, and he had the benefit of an apprenticeship and access to the Jedi Council. Most importantly, his struggle is shown often on screen and we understand that he's still learning.

Rey is instantly more powerful than him from the get-go and excels at everything she does without issue. She's a Mary Sue because she's good at everything and is always right and never actually struggles. Not just good at everything, but literally better at everything than everyone else.

It's fucking boring.
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>>219461474
Bodied these Anakin-loving incels.
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>>219461474
It would have been funny if that helmet was too big for his head.
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>>219461053
Whatever happened to these guys?
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>>219460477
What the fuck does it compress?
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>>219461474
Fucking kek. Nice revision of history. Everyone hates young anikin so much that the actor went full blown crazy and lost his mind from years and years of bullying.
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>>219465932
space
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>>219465932
it's some type of cooling mechanism that keeps things from overheating
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>>219465932
Dolphin porn.
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>>219461474
>The whole fucking story focuses on Anakin because thats the whole plot
>Mary sue bitch shoehorned in because muh force is female
>haha hypocrites

Fucking reddit memes
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>>219460477
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>>219462358
lol
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How many more times are they going to repeat the “member of the skywalker family grows up an orphan on a desert planet” plotline? And when are the bad guys going to learn how to make a deathstar that isn’t so easy to blow up?
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REY BLOODY PURCHASE
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>>219467609
>I bypassed the breast implants and a gym membership
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Compressor status?
>bypassed
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>>219460477
>oy boypehssed the komprehssah
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Money on the dresser
I bypassed the Kompressor.
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>>219462611
God I'm so fucking weak.
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>>219461474
both of these sucked. the only good thing to ever come out of the prequals was that gif of anakin saying ITS WORKING, ITS WORKIN-*explodes*



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