>*waddles into your office*
>>219463206>walks out pregnant
>>219463206where and how do i find and woo a woman like this as a 5 foot 10 pasty white virgin
>>219463324You show her your OG Fortnite skins
>>219463206>*braps*
>>219463356>i don't play fortniteIt's over for me.
>>219463206I would never higher someone that fat
>>219463413Would you hire them skinny and then order them donuts daily?
>>219463206you can tell she is a big fat pig by the way her tits are pointy and too spread out. the titanium reinforced corset was the hero all along
>>219463413Would you lower them
>>219463480On to my dick, yes
>>219463369WHIFF!Nice one babe!
>>219463206>*tries to sell you some bullshit office software*
>>219463206Then she waddled awaaayWaddle waddle
>>219463526>SOLD>Now let me motorboat those titties
>>219463696i just wanna use them as a pillow and take a nap
>>219463696GIB MILKIES MOMMY
>>219463317fpbp
>>219463206They seemed fucking huge when i was a kid but in the end they weren't bigger than that.
>>219463324There are a lot of 30 something milfs on tinder.
>>219463460>titanium reinforced corset Just compressive elastic shapewear. The papparzi pics of her when she wasn't in costume said it all. A lot of fatties use them. You've probably seen the hogs with "gym pants" hiked up over their belly button, it's a compressive waistband that pushes in their obese gut and gunt
>>219463206She can waddle on my dick.
Has she ever been in any good movies except for Mad Men or whatever?
>>219465296firefly right?
>>219464745i want 45+
>>219465335There are those too you sick fuck.
it is weird how recognizable she is that i cant name a good movie she was prominent in
*stealthily ejaculates on her dress*
>>219465374hags need penis sex too
i come here for these threads
Can't get over the feet, sorry.
>>219465451I thought over like 27 year olds were hags.
>>219463206>*accuses me of sexual harassment just because i dared to grope her titties without asking*
>>219465389“Attack of the 50 Foot Woman”Perfect casting right here
>>219465296She's in DriveI really don't care for this movie as much as /tv/ but it's good enough.
>>219463206I would put my penis into her vagina and move back and forth rhythmically until i achieve orgasm, if you catch my drift...
she is not that attractive and her fake "boss bitch" """personality""" is cringe, she is like a proto HR lady
>>219463206She was incredible not so long ago.
>>219465389Imagine leaning up to get a titty in your mouth while she rides you and makes you call her mommy
>>219463324>Join a church>befriend the single moms and widows>?????>Profit
youtubetv has a channel that just plays mad men 24/7 with minimal commercials and it's the most kino thing i've ever seen
>>219463206>>219463369>>219463696>>219465296>>219465915I had a redhead gf with huge titties for 2 1/2 but I blew it
>>219465296she was in bad santa 2
>barren and childless.It's a crime against humanity that she hasn't passed on her few-in-a-generation genes and made her features more common in humanity's gene pool.It should be legal for the government to arrest her and perform emergency medical intervention to clone the few eggs she has remaining or artificially inseminate them and implant them in venezeulan surrogates or something
>>219465950Kill yourself, faggot.
>>219463206Kill yourself
>build like a fertility goddess>have literally zero childrenwhat a waste
bunions
>>219463413I find your lack of faith disturbing
>>219466022She seems the type to freeze her eggs. Never give up hope.
>>219465998Damn did you inhale her braps or nah?
>>219466292STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU IRISH FUCK
>>219466172Her and that AT&T woman
I’m putting together a team
>>219463206What the fuck was his problem?
>>219474437>errrrmmmm like YIKES thats ummmmmm not ok
>>219473530I miss Fat Lana
>>219463317yeah fpbp
>>219475349Holy fuck I hate this dude even more kek
Good thread
>>219465389She was in literally me Drive.
Why did she get such massive breast implants?
Her early photos show she had normal sized jugs.
>>219463324If you're in decent shape and have some semblance of muscles, you are basically kryptonite to women like that. Being a lean, muscular runner made me very desirable to many older women when I was a teen and in my 20s.
>>219463206she wouldn't shit right for a week
>>219465296Drive, outside of that she is usually solidly ok in her TV roles. Her best work is her voice roles ironically.
>>219465296She was in one of the Strangers movies, but it was shit.
>>219475548>>219475583look another series of>it's an incel with no awareness of women's bodiesposts
>>219463206She looks like my mom
>>219465296bad santa 2 she was an anal only slut
>>219465998I feel you, brother. I had one for a year and change when I was 19 and she was 25. It ended when I got stationed abroad. Nothing to be done.Then I got another when I was 28 or so, but she was kind of a dork and had a face only a mother could love. I should've bitten the bullet but I thought I could do better.Why do the gods torture us so?
>>219476392pics of mommy?
>>219463526>>219463696If you were to tell her that she only got roles due to her looks (read: tits), how would she respond?
>>219476881>"Why do you care, Anon? Are you about to give me one?"
>>219463324Open a Snozzberry farm.
>>219476605>Why do the gods torture us so?God throws women your way but you're spoiled and you squander them. At least man up to that fact. You are your own torturer.
>>219466041>she's wearing a cover-up
>>219463317/Thread
no
>>219476031>Tell me about Bane.>Why does he wear the mask?
>>219475416he also dated Morena Baccarin, damn bastard man
>>219463206She was a serious professional. I like it.
>>219476881According to her she lost out on quite a few roles due to her looks. It would make sense that she knows she got a few due to those same looks
>>219476443I believe the word your looking for is rubenesque
>>219479813>"Hendricks revealedthat prior to being cast in the hit show, she could not land a job in Hollywood."So, either the writer of this article is retarded or Hendricks is lying because she was already a reoccuring character in Firefly.
>>219475793
>>219466442How do they freeze eggs? Do they have to bust into a cup?
>>219478101>>219475416He’s a 5 star man.
>>219463206test
>>219479955I wouldn't call 2 eps reoccurring but with any luck she'll be part of the revival series in some shape or form.
>>219471743Vajayna Milbtrubs?
>>219471743>AT&T womanIt's strange to think she was almost a live action Squirrel Girl
>>219480370>I wouldn't call 2 eps reoccurring bIf it's more than once, it's reoccurring.
>>219463317VERY based post
>>219466172If you were in her shoes would you want to have kids with the snoozeberries guy?
>>219480517Fair enough
>>219465389Maybe because she's a tv actress you clown
>>219463206my office is my bathroom btw
>>219480673i used to work with someone who loved that show. i've never seen, didn't know boob lady was in it, now i see why he liked it. i'm still not going to watch it
>>219463206remember when she was racist for one episode?
Post yfw she took Ozempic
>>219483934
>>219474807correct. it was rape incel.
>>219463324Very carefully
>>219475714That's the opposite of kryptonite
>>219487266He means that you destroy their defenses, leaving them powerless before you.Which is still retarded, just to be clear, but not the "opposite".
>>219463451but of course
>>219487401okay but imagine left with rights boobs
reminder that all these obese fetish freaks are always also scat fetishists
>>219479813>>219479955desu beyond the whole "muh diversity of bodytypes" thing she does have a point in that women with big breasts/busty hourglass figure don't get taken as seriously as skinny surfboard girlsI think it comes down more to the fact that big tits are really fucking distracting, like REALLY distracting. Even women are distracted by them and it can take the audience out of the plot or the story even more so if it's not acknowledged by the characters. This thread for example, she is a pretty woman but half the comments are about her body, other threads lusting about women may focus more on their face.
>>219487723But imagine left starting with rights boobs then plumping up
>>219479955I mean it was 2 episodes in a show that got cancelled after 1 season. And do people not generally mean movies when they talk about "a job in Hollywood", because she wasn't in any films until after Mad Men either.
>>219489599She was in some films before Mad Men but nothing to write home about except for maybe Drive. Who knows where she'd be if she hadn't landed Mad Men.
>>219463206>*waddles into your kitchen*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt_OxW-azH8
>>219487076rape is based actually
>>219489957Drive was during Mad Men. For what it is worth, Emily Ratajkowski has also claimed her figure has been an obstacle in getting movie roles. I don't think Ratajkowski is as good of an actress as Hendricks, but still.
>>219465998(You) didn't Burn Local, is that it, huh, is that it?! Is that why Anon, is that why (You) lost Red, because (You) didn't Burn Local?
>>219463317best fpbp I’ve seen in a while
Too big, too pale.
>>219463324just get a tan
>>219463317*ummm acktschually this is not how it works it would took hours before she got pregnant
>>219492578you too gaythe only thing bad about her body is fucked up ugly feet thst noone sees due to focusing ON GIANT BAZOONGA BADONKADONK BOOOOOOBS
>>219463317
>'i should have just fucked lane and he wouldn't have hanged himself'>fucks the jaguar guy and then blames don for judging her to the point she completely turns on him>was just fully going to let her army surgeon husband raise another mans child but she gets all self righteous when he chooses to stay in the war>every piece of advice she gives anyone is completely wrong>was literally just a glorified secretary posing as some hotshot for years and seething that some people wouldn't go along with the lie>when she does start doing lanes job (apparently, holy asspull) she just seethes constanly over not getting recognition rather than asking for it even though roger is balls deep in her, and roger gave HARRY CRANE a DEPARTMENT when he asked>they try to make her a main character over and over again but she has the weakest plotlines in the show and even sally draper utterly mogs her in scenesis she the most realistically written woman in television?
>>219493333i dunno about realistic but i disliked that bit in season 6 when she tries to fire harry's secretary for fucking off on the clock for two hours as if she's never done that before. that was some ridiculous shit. or when her husband decides to go back to vietnam, where people depend on his command, and joan has the audacity to say he's not a good man because he raped her one time. you misremember the jaguar bit however. don never judged joan, it's that don fired jaguar and joan gets upset because she then feels sleeping with him was for nothing. but it wasn't for nothing, she was made a partner of sterlingcooperdraperpryce. there are woman who get shit on in dubai for millions of dollars, big fucking deal that don fired jaguar. you're still rich for doing what women do every day for no money at all.
>>219493462that is true but i think its more about don judging her than him firing jaguar and she used that moment to blow up on him because it would seem more reasonable.as for the rape scene, we see more forcible sex than that in the show that is never framed as rape at all, but they gave that scene a dramatic close up.
>>219493333decent numbers
>>219480500It’s haunted
>>219463206>Your “landlady” in every WEG
>>219466442Why is her husband posting pics like this to reddit?
>>219493333>I want you to go and never come back.>Damn it, Joanie. They need me.>Well, then, it works out, because we don't.>I'm very important there.>I have 20 docs and medics who rely on me.>They look to me for my skill and leadership.>I'm glad the Army makes you feel like a man,>because I'm sick of trying to do it.>The Army makes me feel like a good man.>You're not a good man.>You never were, >even before we were married,>and you know what I'm talking about.BIT WHY DID YOU MARRY HIM THEN
>>219463526>Normal woman>Works at office that employs exclusively speedsters>every day is like walking into a tornado>every day shes certain they take turns fucking her at light speed because within five minutes of getting in shes already dripping cum from a dozen loads>she doesnt even wear panties anymore so theyd stop tearing them off
>>219463206She’s so mean
>>219496348Imagine being the slowest one there. You'd have to get sloppy 40ths while watching everyone beat you to it every day.t. Quicksilver
>>219489176So? Plenty of characters are written to be hot in which case they should be distractingly beautiful. Instead they’re played by ugly stick figure women that retards on /tv/ goon over for some reason, despite the fact you wouldn’t look twice if it was some woman on the street.
>>219476286They don't grow that large naturally from her starting size. She got implants.
>>219465953
>>219498358>>219498358>>219498358>>219498358
>>219463317>>walks outshe wouldn't have been able to walk anymore if it was my office she was in
>>219498719Read this in Mark Wahlberg's voice.
>>219463413>higheryeah you'll never be in a position for that
>>219465998>shoulda kept it gully. Your real one status is revoked.
>>219463317Why would you walk out pregnant?
>>219496152He probably gets off on it with the added benefit of it counting as fan engagement on her part
>>219498849why was my post deleted
>>219499531a stork also waddled in
>>219499719Did you post about making her lick your ass? Based as hell idk why that would be a bad thing to say
>>219463507and what about your don and pete?
>>219475714You mean "catnip", not "kryptonite".
>>219499719If it was part of a leak it'll usually gets removed.It's 4chan's way of avoiding getting hit with a take down notice for the image or vid.
>>219500850
>>219500850Need to get the boys together and go to town on those things
>>219463317BASED
>>219500777it was a photo she posted on her IG
>>219499592AINT NO WAY LOL
>>219480673What people did to my webm? They chopped up and destroyed the quality, BASTARDS!
>>219503668>>219502398
