>another devs reunionbased or cringe?
an Elden Ring movie couldn't be anything but super cringe
>>219464240>FOUL TARNISHED! IN SEARCH OF THE ELDEN RING, EMBOLDENED BY THE FLAME OF AMBITION this quote alone is absolute kino
>>219464422nah it's generic fantasy babble, also the movie will need to be so CGI heavy that it'll inevitably look like shit
based
>>219464570>SOMEONE MUST EXTINGUISH THY FLAME
>>219464603sexxxxxxxxxxxx
such a fucking stupid movie to be made. these games are just fighting smaller enemies and exploring while having fun and then you're forced to fight a boss designed to be annoying and you have to beat it to progress. there is literally NO story. i mean literally in the true sense of the word. George Retard Repetition Martin needs to stick to the gay clubs with his stupid 90's leather daddy fag symbol of a hat
>>219464682Are you sure?>*epic string overture starts*>ONCE EVERY GENERATION, A FANTASY SAGA IS RELEASED THAT DEFINES AN ERA>THIS... IS NOT THAT SAGA>*String music cuts out as fart sound effect plays*>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT>*Jack Black spawns at a bonfire*>"BONFIRE LIT BABYYY">*Starts air guitaring*>GET READY TO SUMMON YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS FOR THE MOVIE EVENT OF THE SUMMER>*shot of JB fighting a horde is skeletons*>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT>Godfrey: "Bring me the Elden Ring!"">WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO>Timothy Chalamet: "They call him the Tarnished One...">*Shot of Jack Black fumbling down some stairs">"...emphasis on Tarnished">With Tilda Swinton as Malenia>The Rock as Godfrey the Grafted>And Chris Pratt as the voice of the Elden Beast>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT>*rapid sequence of Jack Black fat rolling around frustrated bosses*>*Final cut shows him puffing and wheezing as Godrick lifts his staff to smack*>JB: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT>Confused Godrick: "wait for what?">*JB points up to his stamina bar replenished back to full*>"For that ya jabroni">*Starts successfully dodge rolling Godrick again*>WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO>JACK BLACK IS...>*music suddenly cuts out as a boss hits JB in the testicles*>*cut to closeup of his co op summons wincing*>Dave Bautista: "oof, right in the soapstones!">music starts again>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT>...THE TARNISHED ONE. GET GUD, JULY 17>*final shot is Jack Black respawning at a bonfire, with a serious look on his face* "let's try that again
>>219464104gay crust zombie guy is playing the gay shit eater isnt he?
>>219468428crust Will never be a meme
>>219470808Cope
>>219464104>>219464603least surprising casting ever lmao
>>219464104What is the crust guy even going to add to this?
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>>219466518CINEMA
>>219471034He will play Miquella.
All white
>>219466518>Godfrey>Malenia>Godrickjokes on you I don't even know what the fuck any of those names mean
>>219464104I'm interested in this because I want to know why Alex Garland is doing a fucking Elden Ring movie, out of all the videogames in the world, he chose non sensical retarded soulsborne slop, and on top of that it's the open world one
>>219464104I was thinking they would go for a prequel were everyone looks still abit "normal"But after seeing the leaks of a rundown Marika's church, it seems they are sticking to the present timeline. Which I don't see how they can make it work in a traditional narrative way.
>>219464104I was just thinking bongs like Nolan and Alex Garland act just like Bank of England, pretending to be a neutral authority figure but is not so secretly pilfering and exploiting other people's cultural resources and pains as it's no skin off their nose. If UK is a potential target, you get Threads. If UK isn't, you get Oppenheimer. The less said about "civeeel Waar" the better.
>>219466518>Godfrey the Grafted>Godrick lifts his staff
>>219471459*Namely, Mark Carney was ex-Bank of England governor. Bank of England records from the late 1960s showed that bong & French banksters already moved all the gold out of Fort Knox to Europe somewhere!
>>219471442>Which I don't see how they can make it work in a traditional narrative way.Since it's Garland I think that's the point, it's going to be literally some guy running around killing monsters, respawning, killing bosses until he encounters the Elden Beast and the movie ends
whos wishaw playing as? he has the voice for Varre
>>219471459Interesting comment.Nolan has always been a sissy of rule-based order and that is barely veiled in his films like the Batman trilogy.I don't know much about Garland since I haven't seen anything he's done, but it seems like your typical Hollywood hack.
>>219466518I am crying holy fuckin shit also JB would totally say "DuDe LoOkS lIkE a LaDy" when fighting radagon
