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It says here you were hoping to get a movie made
What's your movie pitch?
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>>219466502
I have sex with 15 foot tall BDH and 12 foot tall Christina Hendricks. The film is 17 hours long.
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The Muppets Lord of The Rings trilogy

10 billion revenue and it's right there
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>>219466502
3 hour plus biopic of Boudicca with sprawling sets, gruesome violence, and uncensored rape scenes.
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>>219466502

"TWICE THE CURVES! . . .

TWICE THE OESTROGEN . . .

TWICE THE EXCITEMENT!"


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CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

is

THE FIFTY-FOOT WOMAN

and

BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD

is

THE OTHER FIFTY-FOOT WOMAN

in

A UNIVERSAL PICTURES PRODUCTION


"THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN VERSUS THE OTHER FIFTY FOOT WOMAN"


COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU SOON!


~~


"LET THEM FIGHT" — that Japanese bloke
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>Groundhog Day 2

An old Bill Murray visits the small town in which he was previously kept for 10 thousand years in a daily loop. He notices everything has changed. He has lived through another 40 years in normal time, but his memory is all of that town. He misses knowing everything that is going to happen, but at the same time he understands that he was miserable when trapped, so he feels guilty about wanting to return. The streets are different, people are unpredictable, a man dies on the streets in front of him, but there was no way he could have known...

A movie about how things never repeat and there is no coming back in time.

>Directed by Alexander Payne.
>Bill Murray
>Margaret Qualey
>Adam Driver
>Scarlett Johansson
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Hallmark movies, but it ends with uncensored hardcore porn specifically with a creampie and no blowjobs. Everything else is the exact same.
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>>219466502
How do I explain a several year gap while I was depressed and suicidal and was getting treatment?
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A four-hour epic about the Diet of Worms. No action, all dialogue, most of it whispered. The pace is absolutely stultifying, and none of it is historically accurate
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>>219467948
you don't. never apologize, never explain.



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