British niggas be like>oy turn on some fookin sharpe mate
>>219467749It's a shame that all British TV has been pozzed nog slop for more than a decade now
>>219467749
>Spanish gf is courageous>French gf is loyal and hardworking>Anglo gf is a cheating whore wasting all of his moneyMakes u think...
>>219467789t. Ja'QuanDrious ShaMarcus Quantavious Hernandez-Chang-Kim the 3rd
>>219467749I remember watching this with my mom over 10 years ago. We rented the entire series from our local library. That library was based to they had a ton of Warhammer books too.
brits be like 'av a gud luck at them womblers sharpey
>>219467749SHARPEin the POOPER
>>219468192>how do we let the audience know these guys are evil at a glance>MAKE THEM BALD LOL
>>219468192TITS
Bastid
>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays>Small skirmish between the British and French>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire>They win the skirmish>Messenger on horseback approaches>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent">"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now">Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent>His spymaster of the day is there>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him>Lord Fuckworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun">Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot">"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir">A few battles happen on the way to the objective>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively>They fuck>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!">"LOOK OUT SIR">Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe>Ducos appears>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis">"Bloody Ducos">Battle happens>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun>Wellington arrives>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again">Sharpe and his men march into the sunset>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
>>219473242Looking forward to the next episode
>>219473242Over the hills and far away
>>219468192Well he does literally make her show her tits to Sharpe, but the nipples bit is usually cut because pre-watershed.
>seppos will never know how it feels to smoke a fag on the way to pick up a chip curry and get comfy with some irn bru and sharpe
>>219467904The episode he went back to England he slept with Maggie the brothel owner, childhood friend of his, the one with the massive tits. She helped Sharpe dispose of those bodies of the assassin who tried to kill him.Maggie was a good lass, good round lass that would be a lot of suck and suck the varnish off a doorknob.
>>219473242>No one reacting to episodes of Sharpe on Youtube
>>219467749sean bean. the man of a thousand accents, all from sheffield.
>>219467749I see a Sharpe thread I click, that's my style sir!
>>219468192>brits be like 'av a gud luck at them womblers sharpeySays so in the scriptures
>>219474692It's probably too obscure. Someone should probably do Last Kingdom reacts though
>>219467749>BritishAs a swefag Sharpe's Rifles is my favorite show from that era.
>>219468192Do they crop her tits out of the blu ray? Wouldn’t surprise me
>>219474621True but that was not long term
>>219467749British niggas have good taste
>>219475011>fer England, James? Eh? DONKEY!
>>219467789>It's a shame that all British TV has been pozzed nog slop for more than a decade nowIf they made a reboot, you think they'd make the French black too?
>>219467749Knew she was gonna do it. Thats her family's style sir
>>219468192Mother! We will admit that Hurley's mamurleys make us TRULY stand at attention!
>>219474310>>seppos will never know how it feels to smoke a fag on the way to pick up a chip curry and get comfy with some irn bru and sharpeNeither will bongs without getting stabbed or arrested for being mean on the internet
>>219473242Absolute kino
>>219467749Any good/fun/interesting/awesome British shows similar to this? I heard that there was also a British sea-faring military show but I can't remember what it was when I was looking for similar shows to Sharpe.
HELLO I HAVE SILLY HAIR SO YOU KNOW IT'S A PERIOD PIECE
>>219474310>sepposaustralian>smoke a fagenglish>chip currynobody says this, should've been chip butty>irn bruscottishimprove your larping please, you were all over the place
